But ragged entertainment from your grooms here, L. All. I am amazed To see and hear this rudeness. Darest thou think, Or, though it be against my gentle temper, Well. Scorn me not, good lady; Imitate the heavenly natures, and vouchsafe And those rich clothes you wear, your men's observance, And women's flattery, are in you no virtues; Ord. How she starts! Furn. And hardly can keep finger from the eye, To hear him named. L. All. Have you aught else to say? Well. That husband, madam, was once in his fortune Almost as low as I; want, debts, and quarrels I brought him on and off with honour, lady; Furn. Are not we base rogues, Well. I confess, you made him Master of your estate; nor could your friends, Though he brought no wealth with him, blame you for it; For he had a shape, and to that shape a mind Resisted, madam. L. All. 'Tis most true, he had. Well. For his sake, then, in that I was his friend, Over. He's gone, I warrant thee; this commission crush'd him. Mar. Your worships have the way on't, and ne'er miss To squeeze these unthrifts into air: and yet, Over. 'Twas for these good ends I made him a justice: he that bribes his belly, Is certain to command his soul. Mar. I wonder, Still with your licence, why, your worship having The power to put this thin-gut in commission, You are not in't yourself? Over. Thou art a fool; In being out of office, I am out of danger; My purposes, let him hang, or damn, I care not; Mar. You are all wisdom. Over. I would be worldly wise; for the other wisdom, That does prescribe us a well-govern'd life, Mar. What course take you, With your good patience, to hedge in the manor Over. I have thought on't, Marrall, Mar. 'Tis most fit, sir. Over. I'll therefore buy some cottage near his manor, Which done, I'll make my men break ope his fences, Ride o'er his standing corn, and in the night Set fire on his barns, or break his cattle's legs: These trespasses draw on suits, and suits ex penses, Which I can spare, but will soon beggar him. Mar. The best I ever heard! I could adore y Mar. The more pale-spirited you, Mar. "Tis above wonder! Over. Well thought on. This varlet, Marrall, lives too long, to upbraid me Mar. I know not what to think on't. I have used all means; and the last night I caused And on the forfeit of your favour, charged them, Yet they should not relieve him. This is done, sir. Over. That was something, Marrall; but thou must go further, And suddenly, Marrall. Mar. Where, and when you please, sir. That would not be instructed. I swear deeply- Mar. By my religion. The devil's creed:-but what would you have done? Mar. Had there been but one tree in all the Nor any hope to compass a penny halter, Mar. Will you stay till you die in a ditch, or Or, if you dare not do the feat yourself, Over. I would have thee seek him out, and, if And so despatch the business? Persuade him that 'tis better steal than beg; And 'tis thy masterpiece. Mar. I will do my best, sir. Over. I am now on my main work with the The gallant-minded, popular Lord Lovell, Mar. I have you: This points at my young mistress. Over. She must part with That humble title, and write honourable, Right honourable, Marrall, my right honourable If all I have, or e'er shall get, will do it. And 'tis my glory, though I come from the city, Mar. "Tis fit state, sir. Well. Here's variety, I must confess; but I'll accept of none Mar. Why, have you hope ever to eat again, Well. "Twill not do, dear tempter, Well. I'll be more kind to thee: Well. Nay more, dine gratis. [air, Mar. Under what hedge, I pray you? or at whose cost? Are they padders or abram-men1 that are your consorts? Well. Thou art incredulous: but thou shalt Not alone at her house, but with a gallant lady; Mar. Lady! what lady? With the lady of the lake, or queen of fairies? Well. With the Lady Allworth, knave. Mar. Nay, now there's hope Thy brain is crack'd. Well. Mark there, with what respect ACT II-SCENE II. A Room in LADY ALLWORTH's House. Enter ALLWORTH, Waiting-woman, Chambermaid, ORDER, AMBLE, FURNACE, and WATCHALL, Woman. Could you not command your leisure one hour longer? Cham. Or half an hour? All. I have told you what my haste is: Besides, being now another's, not mine own, Howe'er I much desire to enjoy you longer, My duty suffers, if, to please myself, I should neglect my lord. Woman. Pray you do me the favour To put these few quince-cakes into your pocket; Cham. And this marmalade; 'Tis comfortable for your stomach. Woman. And, at parting, Excuse me if I beg a farewell from you. Cham. You are still before me. I move the same suit, sir. [ALLWORTH kisses them severally. Furn. How greedy these chamberers are of a beardless chin! I think the tits will ravish him. Woman. We can bear, I warrant you. And this the true elixir; it hath boil'd Furn. Marry, sir, I have some grouse, and turkey chicken, Some rails and quails, and my lady will'd me ask What kind of sauces best affect your palate, Mar. The devil's enter'd this cook: sauce for That, on my knowledge, for almost this twelvemonth, Durst wish but cheeseparings and brown bread on Sundays. [Aside. Well. That way I like them best. Furn. It shall be done, sir. [Exit. Well. What think you of the hedge we shall dine Shall we feed gratis? [under! Mar. I know not what to think; Coral and ambergris: were you two years older, Pray you make me not mad. I durst trust you with neither: you need not bait You may ride on the strength of this till tomorrow morning. All. Your courtesies overwhelm me: I much grieve To part from such true friends; and yet find My attendance on my honourable lord, [Knocking within. Exit WATCHALL. Amb. Perform it bravely. Furn. I know my cue, ne'er doubt me. Re-enter WATCHALL, ceremoniously introducing Watch. Beast that I was, to make you stay! most welcome; You were long since expected. Well. Say so much To my friend, I pray you. Watch. For your sake, I will, sir. Mar. For his sake! Well. Mum; this is nothing. Mar. More than ever I would have believed, though I had found it in my primer. Re-enter ORDER. Re-enter Waiting-woman and Chambermaid. Was (her devotions done) to give her notice Cham. Which is done, on my virtue. Enter LADY ALLWORTH. L. All. I come to meet you, and languish'd till This first kiss is for form; I allow a second Furn. What of him, man? 443 Furn. My lady frowns. L. All. You wait well! [To AMBLE. Let me have no more of this; I observed your jeering: Sirrah, I'll have you know, whom I think worthy Ord. Nay, she'll preserve what's due to her. Follows your flux of laughter. L. All. [To WELLBORN.] You are master Well. Mark that. [Aside to MARRALL. Well. Trouble yourself no further, Dear madam; my heart's full of zeal and service, However in my language I am sparing. Come, Master Marrall. Mar. I attend your worship. [Exeunt WELLBORN and MARRALL. L. All. I see in your looks you are sorry, and you know me An easy mistress: be merry; I have forgot all. Order and Furnace, come with me; I must give you Further directions. Ord. What you please. ACT II.-SCENE III. [Exeunt. Mar. This your batoon hath got a touch of it. [Kisses the end of his cudgel. Yet, if you please, for change, I have twenty pounds here, Which, out of my true love, I'll presently Enter OVERREACH, speaking to a Servant vidhis. I'll walk to get me an appetite; 'tis but a mile, Mar. Sir. Orer. How succeed we In our plot on Wellborn? Mar. Never better, sir. Over. Has he hang'd or drown'd himself? Lives once more to be made a prey to you, Over. Art thou in thy wits? If thou art, reveal this miracle, and briefly. Mar. The rich Lady Allworth. Over. Thou dolt! how dar'st thou speak this? Mar. I speak truth. And I do so but once a year, unless It be to you, sir: we dined with her ladyship, I thank his worship. Over. His worship! Mar. As I live, sir, I dined with him, at the great lady's table, Lay down at your worship's feet; 'twill serve to Simple as I stand here; and saw when she kiss'd him, And would, at his request, have kiss'd me too; Over. Why, thou rascal! Dine at her table! and kiss him! or thee!- To whom great countesses' doors have oft flow open, Ten times attempted, since her husband's death, In vain to see her, though I came-a suitor? And yet your good solicitorship, and rogue Wellborn, Well. Dost thou think, though I want clothes, Were brought into her presence, feasted with I could not have them, For one word to my lady? Mar. As I know not that! Well. Come, I will tell thee a secret, and so leave thee. I'll not give her the advantage, though she be To hit me in the teeth, and say, she was forced her! |