Ber. I take her hand. King. Good fortune, and the favour of the Smile upon this contráct; whose ceremony [Exeunt KING, Bertram, HELENA, Par. Your pleasure, Sir? Laf. Your lord and master did well to make his recantation. Par. My lord, you do me most insupportable vexation. Laf. I would it were hell-pains for thy sake, and my poor doing eternal: for doing I am past; as I will by thee, in what motion age will give me leave. [Exit. Par. Well, thou hast a son shall take this disgrace off me; scurvy, old, filthy, scurvy lord! Well, I must be patient; there is no fettering of authority, I'll beat him, by my life, if I can meet him with any convenience, an he were double and double a lord. have no more pity of his age, than I would have of-I'll beat him, an if I could but meet him again. Re-enter LAFEU. Laf. Sirrah, your lord and master's married, there's news for you; you have a new mistress. Par. I most unfeignedly beseech your lordship to make some reservation of your wrongs: He is my good lord: whom I serve above, is my master. Laf. Who? God? Par. Ay, Sir. Laf. The devil it is, that's thy master. Why dost thou garter up thy arms o' this fashion? dost make hose of thy sleeves? do other serPar. Recantation?-My lord? my master? vants so? Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands. By mine honour, if Laf. Ay; Is it not a language, I speak? Par. A most harsh one; and not to be under- I were but two hours younger, I'd beat thee: stood without bloody succeeding. My master? methinks, thou art a general offence, and every Laf. Are you companion to the count Rou-man should beat thee. I think, thou wast created for men to breathet themselves upon thee. sillon? Par. To any count; to all counts; to what you are too old. Laf. I must tell thee, sirrah, I write man; to which title age cannot bring thee. Par. What I dare too well do, I dare not do. Laf. I did think thee, for two ordinaries, to be a pretty wise fellow; thou didst make tolerable vent of thy travel: it might pass: yet the scarfs, and the bannerets, about thee, did manifoldly dissuade me from believing thee a vessel of too great a burden. I have now found thee; when I lose thee again, I care not: yet art thou good for nothing but taking up; and that thou art scarce worth. Par. Hadst thou not the privilege of antiquity upon thee, Laf. Do not plunge thyself too far in anger, lest thou hasten thy trial: which if--Lord have mercy on thee for a hen! So, my good window of lattice, fare thee well; thy casement I need not open, for I look through thee. Give me thy hand. Par. My lord, you give me most egregious indignity. Laf. Ay, with all my heart; and thou art worthy of it. Par. I have not, my lord, deserved it. I will not bate thee a scruple. Par. Well, I shall be wiser. Par. This is hard and undeserved measure, my lord. Laf. Go to, Sir; you were beaten in Italy for picking a kernel out of a pomegranate; you are a vagabond, and no true traveller: you are more saucy with lords, and honourable personages, than the heraldry of your birth and virtue gives you commission. You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave. I leave you. [Exit. I know not yet. Par. Ay, that would be known: To the wars, He wears his honour in a box unseen, Laf. E'en as soon as thou canst, for thou hast Which should sustain the bound and high * I. c. While I sate twice with thee at dinner. * At a need. Exercise. * A cant term Of Mars' fiery steed: To other regions! Ber. It shall be so: I'll send her to my house, Par. Will this capricio hold in thee, art sure? Par. Why these balls bound; there's noise A young man, married, is a man that's marr'd: So. [Exeunt. SCENE IV-The same.-Another Room in the same. Enter HELENA and CLOWN. Hel. My mother greets me kindly: Is she well? Clo. She is not well; but yet she has her health: she's very merry; but yet she is not well: but thanks be given, she's very well, and wants nothing i'the world; but yet she is not well. Hel. If she be very well, what does she ail, that she is not very well? Clo. Truly, she's very well, indeed, but for two things. Hel. What two things? Clo. One, that she's not in heaven, whither God send her quickly! the other, that she's in earth, from whence, God send her quickly! Enter PAROLLES. Par. Bless you, my fortunate lady! Hel. I hope, Sir, I have your good will to have mine own good-fortunes. Par. You had my prayers to lead them on: and to keep them on, have them still.-O, my knave! How does my old lady? Clo. So that you had her wrinkles, and I her money, I would she did as you say. Par. Why, I say nothing. Clo. Marry, you are the wiser man; for many a man's tongue shakes out his master's undoing: To say nothing, to do nothing, to know nothing, and to have nothing, is to be a great part of your title; which is within a very little of nothing. Par. Away, thou'rt a knave. Clo. You should have said, Sir, before a knave thou art a knave; that is, before me thou art a knave: this had been truth, Sir. Par. Go to, thou art a witty fool, I have found thee. Clo. Did you find me in yourself, Sir? or were you taught to find me? The search, Sir, was profitable; and much fool may you find in you, even to the world's pleasure, and the increase of laughter. Par. A good knave, i'faith, and well fed.- Which they distil now in the curbed time. Hel. What's his will else? Par. That you will take your instant leave Hel. What more commands he? Hel. In every thing I wait upon his will. Hel. I pray you.-Come, sirrah. [Exeunt. Laf. But, I hope, your lordship thinks not him a soldier. Ber. Yes, my lord, and of very valiant approof. Laf. You have it from his own deliverance. Ber. And by other warranted testimony. Laf. Then my dial goes not true; I took this lark for a bunting.† Ber. I do assure you, my lord, he is very great in knowledge, and accordingly valiant. Laf. I have then sinned against his experience, and transgressed against his valour; and my state that way is dangerous, since I cannot yet find in my heart to repent. Here he comes; I pray you, make us friends, I will pursue the amity. Enter PAROLLES. Par. These things shall be done, Sir. [TO BERTRAN. Laf. Pray you, Sir, who's his tailor? Par. Sir? Laf. O, I know him well: Ay, Sir; he, Sir, is a good workman, a very good tailor. Ber. Is she gone to the king? Par. She is. [Aside to PAROLLES. Ber. Will she away to-night? Ber. I have writ my letters, casketed my When I should take possession of the bride,- latter end of a dinner; but one that lies three- lord and you, monsieur? Par. I know not how I have deserved to run into my lord's displeasure. and spurs and all, like him that leaped into Laf. You have made shift to run into't, boots the custard; and out of it you'll run again, rather than suffer question for your residence. Ber. It may be, you have mistaken him, my lord. Laf. And shall do so ever, though I took him at his prayers. Fare you well, my lord: and believe this of me, There can be no kernel in this light nut: the soul of this man is his Which, as your due, time claims, he does ac- clothes: trust him not in matter of heavy con knowledge; But puts it off by a compell'd restraint; Whose want, and whose delay, is strewed with sweets, The house made gloomy by discontent. sequence; I have kept of them tame, and know their natures.-Farewell, monsieur : I have A specious appearance of necessity. The bunting nearly resembles the sky-lark; but has ittle or no song, which gives estimation to the sky-lark. That presently you take your way for home; Hel. Sir, I can nothing say, But that I am your most obedient servant. With true observance seek to eke out that, Ber. Let that go: My haste is very great: Farewell; hie home. Hel. Pray, Sir, your pardon. Ber. Well, what would you say? Hel. I am not worthy of the wealth I owe ;t Nor dare I say, 'tis mine; and yet it is; But, like a timorous thief, most fain would steal What law does vouch mine own. Ber. What would you have? Hel. Something; and scarce so much :-nothing indeed. I would not tell you what I would: my lord 'faith, yes; Strangers, and foes, do sunder, and not kiss. Ber. I pray you, stay not, but in haste to horse. Hel. I shall not break your bidding, good my lord. Ber. Where are my other men, monsieur?— Farewell. [Exit HELENA. Gothou towards home; where I will never come, Whilst I can shake my sword, or hear the Away, and for our flight. [drum:[Exeunt. Par. Bravely, coragio! SCENE 1.--Florence-A Room in the DUKE'S 1 Lord. Holy seems the quarrel Upon your grace's part; black and fearful On the opposer. Duke. Therefore we marvel much, our cousin Would, in so just a business, shut his bosom The reasons of our state I cannot yield,* Duke. Be it his pleasure. 2 Lord. But I am sure, the younger of our That surfeit on their ease, will, day by day. nature,‡ Come here for physic. Duke. Welcome shall they be; Shall on them settle. You know your places And all the honours, that can fly from us, well; To-morrow to the field. [Flourish. Exeunt. SCENE II-Rousillon.-A Room in the Enter COUNTESS and CLOWN. Count. It hath happened all as I would have had it, save, that he comes not along with her. Clo. By my troth, I take my young lord to be a very melancholy man. Count. By what observance, I pray you? Clo. Why, he will look upon his boot, and sing; mend the ruff, and sing; ask questions, and sing; pick his teeth, and sing: I know a man that had this trick of melancholy, sold a goodly manor for a song. Count. Let me see what he writes, and when he means to come. [Opening a letter. Clo. I have no mind to Isbel, since I was at court: our old ling and our Isbels o' the country are nothing like your old ling and your Isbels o' the court: the brains of my Cupid's knocked out; and I begin to love, as an old man loves money, with no stomach. Count. What have we here? [Exit. Count. [Reads.] I have sent you a daughterin-law: she hath recovered the king, and undone me. I have wedded her, not bedded her; and sworn to make the not eternal. You shall hear, I am run away; know it, before the report come. If there be breadth enough in the world, I will hold a long distance. My duty to you. Your unfortunate son, BERTRAM. This is not well, rash and unbridled boy, To fly the favours of so good a king; To pluck his indignation on thy head, By the misprizing of a maid too virtuous For the contempt of empire. Re-enter CLOWN. Clo. O madam, yonder is heavy news within, between two soldiers and my young lady. Count. What is the matter? Clo. Nay, there is some comfort in the news, some comfort; your son will not be killed so soon as I thought he would. * I. e. I cannot inform you of the reasons. As we say at present, our young fellows. Count. Why should he be killed? run away. Clo. So say I, madam, if he run away, as I I have felt so many quirks of joy, and grief, of Florence: 2 Gen. Madam, he's gone to serve the duke [came We met him thitherward; from thence we And after some despatch in hand at court, Thither we bend again. Hel. Look on his letter, madam; here's my passport. I [Reads.] When thou canst get the ring upon my finger, which never shall come off, and show me a child begotten of thy body, that am father to, then call me husband: but in such a then I write a never. This is a dreadful sentence. Count. Brought you this letter, gentlemen? 1 Gen. Ay, madam; [pains. And, for the contents' sake, are sorry for our Count. I pr'ythee, lady, have a better cheer; If thou engrossest all the griefs are thine,‡ Thou robb'st me of a moiety: He was my son; But I do wash his name out of my blood, And thou art all my child.-Towards Florence is he? 2 Gen. Ay, madam. Count. And to be a soldier? 2 Gen. Such is his noble purpose: and, The duke will lay upon him all the honour Count. Return you thither? 1 Gen. Ay, madam, with the swiftest wing of speed. 1 Gen. Indeed, good lady, Count. You are welcome, gentlemen, 2 Gen. We serve you, madam, Nothing in France, until he has no wife! Then hast thou all again. Poor lord! is't I Whence honour but of danger wins a scar, My being here it is, that keeps thee hence: [Eril. Hel. [Reads.] Till I have no wife, I have no- SCENE III.-Florence.-Before the DUKE's thing in France. "Tis bitter. Count. Find you that there? Hel. Ay, madam. 1 Gen. 'Tis but the boldness of his hand, haply, which His heart was not consenting to. Count. Nothing in France, until he have no There's nothing here, that is too good for him, 1 Gen. A servant only, and a gentleman Which I have some time known. Count. Parolles, was't not? 1 Gen. Ay, my good lady, he. Count. A very tainted fellow, and full of My son corrupts a well-derived nature I. c. Affect me suddenly and deeply, as our sex are usually affected. te. When you can get the ring which is on my finger into your possession. ff thou keepest all thy sorrows to thyself. Palace. Might you not know, she would do as she has | rolles: a filthy officer he is in those suggestions* done, By sending me a letter? Read it again. Count. Ah, what sharp stings are in her Rinaldo, you did never lack advicet so much, Stew. Pardon me, madam: Count. What angel shall Bless this unworthy husband? he cannot thrive, And loves to grant, reprive him from the wrath Though little he do feel it, set down sharply. ger: My heart is heavy, and mine age is weak; Grief would have tears, and sorrow bids me s. eak [Exeunt. SCENE V. Without the walls of Florence. Wid. Nay, come; for if they do approach the city, we shall lose all the sight. Dia. They say, the French count has done most honorable service. Wid. It is reported that he has taken their greatest commander; and that with his own hand he slew the duke s brother. We have lost our labour; they are gone a contrary way: hark: you may know by their trumpets. Mar Come, let's return again, and suffice ourselves with the report of it. Well, Diana, take heed of this French earl: the honor of a maid is her name; and no legacy is so rich as honesty. Wid. I have told my neighbour, how you have been solicited by a gentleman his companion. Mar. I know that knave; hang him! one Pa Alluding to the story of Hercules. Weigh here means to value or esteem, for the young, earl.-Beware of them, Diana: their promises, enticements, oaths, tokens, and all these engines of lust, are not the things they go under: many a maid hath been seduced by them; and the misery is, example, that so terrible shows in the wreck of maiden hood, cannot for all that dissuade succession, but that they are limed with the twigs that threaten them. I hope, I need not to advise you further; but I hope, your own grace will keep you where you are, though there were no further danger known, but the modesty which is so lost. Dia. You shall not need to fear me. Enter HELENA, in the dress of a pilgrim. Wid. I hope so.--Look, here comes a pilgrim: I know she will lie at my house: thither they send one another: I'll question her.God save you, Pilgrim! Whither are you bound? Hel. To Saint Jaques le grand. Were do the palmerst lodge, I do beseach you? Wid. Ay, marry, is it.-Hark you! [A march afar off. They come this way :-If you will tarry, holy pilgrim, But till the troops come by, I wil conduct you where you shall be lodg'd; Hel. Is it yourself? Wid. If you shall pleas so pilgrim. Wid. You come, I think from France? Wid. Here you shall see a countryman of Hel. His name, I pray you. Dia. The count Rousillon; Know you such a one? Hel. But by the ear, that hears most nobly Dia. Whatsoe'er he is, Hel. Ay, surely, mere the truth; I know Dia. There is a gentleman, that serves the I have not heard examin'd. 'Tis a hard bondage, to become the wife Wid. A right good creature: wheresoe'er she is, Her heart weighs sadly: this young maid might [do her A shrewd turn, if she pleas'd. |