Sil. I thank yon, gentle servant: 'tis very Val. Now trust me, madam, it came hardly off: Sil. Perchance you think too much of so much Val. No, madam, so it stead you, I will write, Please you command, a thousand times as much: And yet, Sil. A pretty period! Well, I guess the sequel: Sil. Yes, yes; the lines are very quaintly writ: Val. Madam, they are for you. Sil. Ay, ay; you writ them, sir, at my request; Sil. And, when it's writ, for my sake read it over: And, if it please yon, so; if not, why, so. Vul. If it please me, madam! what then? My master sues to her; and she hath taught her He being her pupil, to become her tutor. That my master, being scribe, to himself should Val. How now, sir? what are you reasoning with yourself? Speed. Nay, I was rhyming; 'tis you that have the reason. Val. To do what? Speed. To be a spokesman from madam Silvia. Speed. To yourself; why, she woos you by a figure. meat; O, be not like your mistress; be moved, Pro. Have patience, gentle Julia. Jul. And seal the bargain with a holy kiss. Pant. Sir Proteus, you are staid for. Alas! this parting strikes poor lovers dumb. Enter Launce, leading a Dog. Laun. Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping; all the kind of the Launces have this very fault; I have received my proportion, like the prodigious son, and am going with sir Probet-tens to the imperial's court. I think, Crab my dog be the sourest-natured dog that lives; my mother weeping, my father wailing, my sister crying, our maid howling, our cat wringing her hands, and all our house in a great perplexity, yet did not this cruel-hearted cur shed one tear: he is a stone, a very pebble stone, and has no more pity in him than a dog: a Jew would have wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandam having no eyes, look you, wept herself blind at my parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it: This shoe is my father:-no, this left shoe is my father-no, no, this left shoe is my mother-nay, that cannot be so neither-yes, it is so, it is so; it hath the worser sole; This shoe, Val. Why, she hath not writ to me? with the hole in it, is my mother; and this my Speed. What need she, when she hath made father: A vengeance on't! there 'tis: now, sir, you write to yourself? Why, do you not per-this staff is my sister; for look you, she is as ceive the jest? white as a lily, and as small as a wand: this hat is Nan, our maid; I am the dog-no, the deg is himself, and I am the dog-oh, the dog is me, and I am myself: Ay, so, so. Now come I to my father; Father, your blessing; now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping: now should I kiss my father; well, he weeps on:now come I to my mother, (0 that she could speak now!) like a wood woman;-well, I kiss her;-why, there 'tis: here's my mother's breath up and down: now come 1 to my sister; mark the moan she makes: now the dog all this while sheds not a tear, nor speaks a word; but see how I lay the dust with my tears. Val. What figure? Speed. By a letter, I should say. Val. No, believe me. Speed. No believing you indeed, sir: But did you perceive her earnest? Val. She gave me none, except in angry word. Val. I would, it were no worse. Or else for want of idle time, could not again Or fearing else some messenger, that might her mind discover, Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto her lover. Enter Panthino. Pan. Launce, away, away, aboard; thy master is shipped, and thou art to post after with oars. What's the matter? why weepest thou, All this I speak in print; for in print I found it.-man? Away, ass; you will lose the tide, if you Why muse you, sir? 'tis dinner-time. Val. I have dined. tarry any longer. Speed. Ay, but hearken, sir; though the chame-it leon Love can feed on the air, I am one that am nourished by my victuals, and would fain have Laun. It's no matter if the ty'd were lost; for Speed. Master, Sir Thurio frowns on you. Val. Of my mistress then. Speed. 'Twere good you knocked him. Val. Indeed, madam, I seem so. Thu. So do counterfeits? Val. So do you. Thu. What seem 1, that I am not? Thu. What instance of the contrary? Thu. And how quote you my folly? Val. Well, then, I'll double your folly. Sil What, angry, Sir Thurio? do you change colour ? Val. Give him leave, madam; he is a kind of chameleon. Thu. That hath more mind to feed on your blood, than live in your air. Val. You have said, sir. Thu. Ay, sir, and done too, for this time. Val. I know it well, sir; you always end ere you begin. S. A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off. Val Tis indeed, madam; we thank the giver. Sil. Who is that, servant? Val. Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave the fire: Sir Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship's looks, and spends what he borrows, kindly in your company. Thu. Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. Val. I know it well, sir: you have an exchequer of words, and, I think, no other treasure to give your followers; for it appears by their bare liveries, that they live by your bare words. Sil. No more, gentlemen, no more; here comes my father. Enter Duke. Duke. Now,daughter Silvia,you are hard beset. Sir Valentine, your father's in good health: What say you to a letter from your friends Of much good news? Val. My lord, I will be thankful To any happy messenger, from thence. Val. Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman To be of worth, and worthy estimation, And not without desert so well reputed." Duke. Hath he not a son? Val. Ay, my good lord; a son that well de serves The honour and regard of such a father. Val. I knew him as myself: for from our in fancy We have convers'd,and spent our hours together: He is as worthy for an empress' love, Val. Should I have wish'd a thing, it had been he. Duke. Welcome him then according to his worth. Silvia, I speak to you; and you, Sir Thurio:For Valentine, I need not 'cite him to it: I'll send him hither to you presently. [Exit Duke. Val. This is the gentleman, I told your lady ship, Had come along with me, but that his mistress Did hold his eyes lock'd in her crystal looks. Sil. Belike, that now she hath enfranchis'd them Upon some other pawn for fealty. Val. Nay, sure, I think, she holds them pri soners still." Sil. Nay, then he should be blind; and, being blind, How could he see his way to seek out you? Val. Why, lady, love hath twenty pair of eyes. Thu. They say, that love hath not an eye at all. Val. To see such lovers, Thurio, as yourself; Upon a homely object love can wink. Enter Proteus. Sil. Have done, have done; here comes the gentleman. Val. Welcome, dear Proteus !-Mistress, I be seech you, Confirm his welcome with some special favour. Sil. His worth is warrant for his welcome hither, If this be he you oft have wish'd to hear from. Val. Leave off discourse of disability:- No; that you are worthless. Enter Servant. Ser. Madam, my lord your father would speak with you. Duke. Know you Don Antonio, your coun- Sil. I'll wait upon his pleasure. [Exit Ser. tryman? Come, Sir Thurio, Go with me:-Once more, new servant, wel- In these affairs to aid me with thy counsel. come: I'll leave you to confer of home affairs; Pro. Your friends are well, and have them Val. And how do yours? Val. How does your lady? and how thrives Pro. My tales of love were wont to weary you; sorrow. O, gentle Proteus, love's a mighty lord; Nor, to his service, no such joy on earth! Pro. Enough; I read your fortune in your eye: Pro. I will not flatter her. Val. O, flatter me; for love delights in praises. Pro. When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills; And I must minister the like to you. Val. Then speak the truth by her; if not divine, Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth. Val. Sweet, except not any, Val. Pardon me, Proteus: all I can, is no To her, whose worth makes other worthies nothing; She is alone. Pro. Then let her alone. Val. Not for the world: why, man, she is And I as rich in having such a jewel, Val. Pro. Go on before; I shall inquire you forth: [Erit Val. Even as one heat another heat expe's, Enter Speed and Lannce. Laun. Forswear not thyself, sweet youth; for Laun. Marry, after they closed in earnest, they parted very fairly in jest. Speed. But shall she marry him? Laun. No. Speed. How then? shall he marry her? Speed. What, are they broken? Laun. No, they are both es whole as a fish. Speed. Why then, how stands the matter with them? Laun. Marry, thus; when it stands well with him, it stands well with her. Speel. What an ass art thou! I understand thee not. Laun. What a block art thou, that thou canst My staff understands me. Laun. Ay, and what I do too: look thee, I'll Laun. Why, stand under and understand is all one. Speed. But tell me true, will't be a match? Laun. Ask my dog: if he say, ay, it will; if he say, no, it will; if he shake his tail, and say nothing, it will. Speed. The conclusion is then, that it will. Laun. Thou shalt never get such a secret from me, but by a parable. Speed. 'Tis well that I get it so. But, Launce, how say'st thou, that my master is become a notable lover? Laun. I never knew him otherwise. Laun. A notable lubber, as thou reportest h'n to be. Speed. Why, thou whoreson ass, thou mistakest | Jul. O, know'st thou not, his looks are my me. Laun. Why, fool, I meant not thee; I meant thy master. Speed. I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover. Laun. Why, I tell thee, I care not though he burn himself in love. If thou wilt go with me to the ale-house, so; if not, thou art a Hebrew, a Jew, and not worth the name of a Christian. Speed. Why? Laun Because thou hast not so much charity in thee, as to go to the ale with a Christian. Wilt thou go? Speed. At thy service. SCENE VI. [Exeunt. The same An Apartment in the Palace. Enter Proteus. Pro. To leave my Julia, shall I be forsworn; To love fair Silvia, shall I be forsworn; To wrong my friend, I shall be much forsworn; And even that power, which gave me first my oath, Provokes me to this threefold perjury. Love bade me swear, and love bids me forswear: But there I leave to love, where I should love. Enter Julia and Lucetta. Jul Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me! Luc. Alas! the way is wearisome and long. soul's food? Pity the dearth that I have pined in, The current, that with gentle murmur glides, rage; But, when his fair course is not hindered, He overtaketh in his pilgrimage; Luc. But in what habit will you go along? Jul. No, girl; I'll knit it up in silken strings, With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots: To be fantastic may become a youth Of greater time than I shall show to be. Luc. What fashion, madam, shall I make your breeches ? Jul. That fits as well, as-" tell me, good my lord, What compass will you wear your farthingale ?" Why,even what fashion thou best lik'st, Lucetta. Luc. You must needs have them with a cod For undertaking so unstaid a journey? I fear me, it will make me scandaliz'd. Luc. If you think so, then stay at home, and go not. I Jul. Nay, that I will not. Luc. Then never dream on infamy, but go. If Proteus like your journey, when you come, No matter who's displeas'd, when you are gone: fear me, he will scarce be pleas'd withal. Jul. That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear: A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears, And instances of infinite of love, Warrant me welcome to my Proteus. Luc. All these are servants to deceitful men. Jul. Base men, that use them to so base effect! But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth: His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles; His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate; His tears, pure messengers sent from his heart; His heart as far from fraud, as heaven from earth. Luc. Pray heaven, he prove so, when you come to him! Jul. Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that wrong, To bear a hard opinion of his truth; SCENE I. Milan. An Ante-room in the Duke's Palace. Enter Duke, Thurio, and Proteus. Duke. Sir Thurio, give us leave, I pray, awhile; We have some secrets to confer about.[Erit Thurio. Now, tell me, Proteus, what's your will with me? Pro. My gracious lord, that which I would discover, The law of friendship bids me to conceal: Which else no worldly good should draw from me. Know, worthy prince, Sir Valentine, my friend, care; Which to requite, command me while I live. Is full of virtue, bounty, worth, and qualities Proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty; I now am full resolv'd to take a wife, Duke. There is a lady, sir, in Milan, here, Val. Win her with gifts, if she respect not words; Dumb jewels often, in their silent kind, More than quick words, do move a woman's mind. Duke. But she did scorn a present that I sent her. Val. A woman sometimes scorns what best contents her: Send her another; never give her o'er; faces. That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, Pro. Know, noble lord, they have devised a If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. mean How he her chamber-window will ascend, Enter Valentine. Duke. Sir Valentine, whither away so fast? Val. Please it your grace there is a messenger That stays to bear my letters to my friends, And I am going to deliver them. Duke. Be they of much import? Val. The tenor of them doth but signify My health, and happy being at your court. Duke. But she, I mean, is promis'd by her friends Unto a youthful gentleman of worth; Val. Why then I would resort to her by night. Duke. Ay, but the doors be lock'd, and keys kept safe, That no man hath recourse to her by night. Val. What lets, but one may enter at her window ? Duke. Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground; And built so shelving that one cannot climb it Without apparent hazard of his life. Val. Why then, a ladder quaintly made of cords, To cast up with a pair of unchoring books, Would serve to scale another Hero's tower, So bold Leander would adventure it. Duke. Now, as thou art a gentleman of blood, Advise me where I may have such a ladder. Val. When would you use it? pray, sir, tell me that. Duke. This very night; for love is like a child, Duke. Nay, then no matter; stay with me a That longs for every thing that he can come by while; I am to break with thee of some affairs, That touch me near, wherein thou must be secret. Val. By seven o'clock I'll get you such a lad der. Duke. But, hark thee; I will go to her alone; |