Wind horns. Enter a Lord from hunting, with a Train. UNTSMAN, I charge thee, tender well my hounds; Lord. H Leech Merriman, the poor cur is imbost; And couple Clowder with the deep-mouth'd Brach. Hun. Why, Belman is as good as he, my lord; And twice to day pick'd out the dullest scent: Lord. Thou art a fool; if Echo were as fleet, Hun. I will, my lord. Lord. What's here? one dead, or drunk? fee, doth he breathe? 2 Hun. He breathes, my Lord. Were he not warm'd with ale, This were a bed but cold, to fleep fo foundly. Lord. O monftrous beaft! how like a fwine he lies! Grim death, how foul and loathfome is thy image! Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man. What think you, if he were convey'd to bed, And brave attendants near him, when he wakes; 1 Hun. Believe me, Lord, I think he cannot chufe. 2 Hun. It would seem ftrange unto him, when he wak'd. Lord. Even as a flatt'ring dream, or worthless fancy. Then Then take him up, and manage well the jeft: Say, what is it your honour will command? 1 Hun. My Lord, I warrant you, we'll play our As he fhall think, by our true diligence, He is no less than what we fay he is. Lord. Take him up gently, and to bed with him; And each one to his Office, when he wakes. [Some bear out Sly. Sound Trumpets. Sirrah, go fee what trumpet is that founds. Belike, fome noble gentleman that means, [Ex. Servant. Travelling fome journey, to repose him here. SCENE SCENE Re-enter Servant. How now? who is it? III. Ser. An't please your Honour, Players That offer fervice to your lordship. Lord. Bid them come near: Enter Players. Now, Fellows, you are welcome. Play. We thank your Honour. Lord. Do you intend to ftay with me to night? 2 Play. So please your Lordship to accept our duty. Lord. With all my heart. This fellow I remember, Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest fon : 'Twas where you woo'd the gentlewoman fo well: I have forgot your name; but, fure, that part Was aptly fitted, and naturally perform'd. Sim. I think, 'twas Soto that your Honour means. Lord. 'Tis very true; thou didst it excellent: Well, you are come to me in happy time, The rather for I have some sport in hand, Wherein your cunning can affift me much. There is a Lord will hear you play to-night; But I am doubtful of your modefties, Left, over-eying of his odd Behaviour, (For yet his honour never heard a Play,) You break into fome merry Paffion, And so offend him: for I tell you, Sirs, If you should smile, he grows impatient. Play. Fear not, my lord, we can contain ourselves; Where he the veriest antic in the world. 2 Play. [to the other.] Go get a dishclout to make clean your hoes, and I'll speak for the properties. [Exit Player. My lord, we must have a shoulder of mutton for a property, and a little Vinegar to make our devil roar. Lord. Lord. Go, firrah, take them to the buttery, And give them friendly welcome, every one: Let them want nothing that the house affords. [Exit one with the Players. Sirrah, go you to Bartholomew my page, And fee him dreft in all fuits like a lady. That done, conduct him to the drunkard's chamber, See this difpatch'd, with all the hate thou canft; [Exit Lord. SCENE SCENE IV. Changes to a Bedchamber in the Lord's Houfe. Enter Sly with Attendants, fome with apparel, bafon and ewer, and other appurtenances. Re-enter Lord, Sly. OR God's fake, a pot of fmall ale. 1 Serv. Will't please your lordship drink a cup of fack? 2 Serv. Will't pleafe your Honour tafte of these Conferves? 3 Serv. What raiment will your Honour wear to day? Sly. I am Chriftopher Sly, call not me Honour, nor lordship: I ne'er drank fack in my life: and if you give me any Conferves, give me Conferves of beef: ne'er afk me what raiment I'll wear, for I have no more doublets than backs, no more stockings than legs, nor no more fhoes than feet; nay, fometimes, more feet than fhoes; or fuch fhoes as my toes look through the over-leather. Lord. Heav'n cease this idle humour in your Honour! Oh, that a mighty man of fuch defcent, Of fuch poffeffions, and fo high efteem, Should be infused with fo foul a fpirit! Sly. What, would you make me mad? am not I Chriftophero Sly, old Sly's Son of Burton-heath, by birth a pedlar, by education a card-maker, by tranfmutation a bearherd, and now by present profeffion a tinker? afk Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot, if she know me not; if fhe fay, I am not fourteen pence on the score for fheer ale, fcore me up for the lying't knave in Chriftendom. What, I am not beftraught: here's 1 Man. Oh, this it is that makes your lady mourn. 2 Man. Oh, this it is that makes your fervants droop. Lord. |