Piero. In plain troth, My lord, the she whom we describe is such, Fut. Has refused suitors Of worthy rank, substantial and free parts, Guzman, the Spaniard late cashier'd, most gravely Observes the full punctilios of his nation; A gentleman, out of a sutler's hut, Aurel. A melancholy, grounded, and resolv'd, Received into a habit, argues love, Or deep impression of strong discontents. Our souls of secret clogs, where they may find Mal. Let all this sense be yielded to. You measure what I say, the common nature Mal. Not I, sir. Aurel. Or that other private ends Sift your retirements. Mal. Neither. Enter FUTELLI. Fut. Under favour, Signor Malfato, I am sent to crave Your leisure, for a word or two in private. Mal. To me! Your mind. Fut. This letter will inform ye. [Gives him the letter. Mal. Letter? how's this? what's here? Fut. Speak you to me, sir? Mal. Brave riddle! I'll endeavour to unfold it. Aurel. How fares the Lord Adurni? Fut. Sure in health, sir. Aurel. He is a noble gentleman, withal Happy in his endeavours: the general voice Mal. You know from whence this comes? Mal. D'ye laugh! But that I must consider such as spaniels To those who feed and clothe them, I would print In the late Flemish wars; we have resolv'd him Thy pandarism upon thy forehead:-there! [Throws him the letter. Bear back that paper to the hell from whence It gave thee thy directions! tell this lord, He ventured on a foolish policy, In aiming at the scandal of my blood; Aurel. Be wise, Malfato. Mal. Say, I know this whore. She who sent this temptation, was wife Aurel. You range too wildly now, Mal. I am A gentleman free-born; I never wore (Reward for long attendance), and then miss'd. I am sure more ancient. Aurel. Let me tell you then, You are too bitter, talk you know not what. Make all men equals, and confound all course Of order, and of nature! this is madness. Mal. 'Tis so; and I have reason to be mad, Reason, Aurelio, by my truth and hopes. This wit Futelli brings a suit of love From Levidolche, one, however mask'd In colourable privacy, is famed The Lord Adurni's pensioner, at least. Am I a husband pick'd out for a strumpet? For a cast suit of bawdry? Aurelio, You are as I am, you could ill digest The trial of a patience so unfit.Begone, Futelli, do not mince one syllable Of what you hear; another fetch like this May tempt a peace to rage: so say; begone! Fut. I shall report your answer. Mal. What have I Deserv'd to be so used! In colder blood, By action first acquired, and next in rank Aurel. We will consider The meaning of this mystery. [Exit. Let them fear bondage who are slaves to fear, The sweetest freedom is an honest heart. ACT II-SCENE L A Street. Enter FUTELLI and GUZMAN. [Exeunt. Fut. Dexterity and sufferance, brave Don, Are engines the pure politic must work with. Guz. We understand. Fut. In subtleties of war," I talk t'ye now in your own occupation, Or downright cutting throats, is all one thing. Fut. By way of parallel; You drill or exercise your company (No matter which, for terms), before you draw Into the field; so in the feats of courtship, The set of looks, the posture of the beard, Your enemy in face,-your mistress, mark it! Or offer truce, and in the interim, Run upon slaughter, 'tis a noble treachery, Guz. We do vouchsafe her. Guz. As fast as can the arins She has skipt your hold; my imagination's eyes Perceive, she not endures the touch or scent Of your war over-worn habiliments, Which I forgot in my instructions To warn you of: therefore, my warlike Don, Guz. 'Tis soon done. Fut. As soon as said; in all the clothes thou hast, More than that walking wardrobe on thy back. [Aside. Guz. Imagine first our rich mockado doublet, With our cut cloth-of-gold sleeves, and our quellio,3 Our diamond-button'd callamanco hose, Fut. Ay, this is brave indeed! Guz. Our cloak, whose cape is At thirteen thousand pistolets; the guerdon Of our achievement, when we rescued Before our Amoretta, like the issue Fut. Imagine so, The clash of steel, the neighs of barbed steeds, Wounds spouting blood, towns capering in the air, Castles push'd down, and cities plough'd with swords, Become great Guzman's oratory best, Do you not see't imaginarily? I do, as plainly as you saw the death Of the Austrian boar: she rather hears Of feasting than of fighting; take her that way. Guz. Yes, we will feast; my queen, my empress, saint, Shalt taste no delicates but what are drest Fut. Can more be said by one that feeds on herring And garlic constantly? Guz. Yes, we will feast [Aside. Fut. Enough! she's taken, and will love you now, As well in buff, as your imagined bravery. guage, Bold man of arms, shall win upon her, doubt not, Leave such poor outside helps to puling lovers, That starveling-brain'd companion; appear you, Guz. The humour takes; for I, sir, am a man Affects not shifts: I will adventure thus. Fut. Why, so! you carry her from all the world. I'm proud my stars design'd me out an instru ment In such an high employment. Guz. Gravely spoken; You may be proud on't. Enter, on the opposite side, FULGOSO and PIERO. Ful. What is lost is lost, Money is trash, and ladies are et cæteras, Play's play, luck's luck, fortune's an-I know what; You see the worst of me, and what's all this now? The fair Spinella lose an equal part? Ful. Bare threescore ducats, Thirty apiece, we need not care who know it. She play'd; I went her half, walk'd by, and whistled After my usual manner thus-unmoved, [Whistles. As no such thing had ever been, as it were, Piero. A noble confidence. Ful. D'you note your rival? Guz. With contempt I do. Ful. I can forego things nearer than my gold, Allied to my affections, and my blood; Yea, honour, as it were, with the same kind Of careless confidence, and come off fairly Too, as it were. Piero. But not your love, Fulgoso. Ful. No, she's inherent, and mine own past losing. Piero. It tickles me to think with how much state, You, as it were, did run at tilt in love, Ful. Broke my lance. Ful. I mean so, as it were, And laid, flat on her back, both horse and woman. Piero. Right, as it were. Ful. What else, man, as it were? Guz. [crossing over to FUL.] Did you do this to her? dare you to vaunt Your triumph, we being present? um, ha, um. It is some truss of reeds, or empty cask, from him An inch; your grounds are honour. Don, hold him to't. Ful. 'Protest, a fine conceit, A very fine conceit; and thus I told her, have her, I know what's what, I know upon which side Guz. Butter'd? Dutch again: You come not with intention to affront us? Here's my defence, and thy destruction. Of his vast stomach in the quick embracement Fut. 'Twas the ready means To catch his friendship. Piero. You're a pair of worthies, That make the Nine no wonder. Fut. Now, since fate Ordains that one of two must be the man, Piero. And, till then, Guz. We are fast. Tag, rag, or other, hogen-mogen, vanden, Ship-jacks, or chouses.' Whoo! the brace are flinch'd, The pair of shavers are sneak'd from us, Don: Why, what are we! Guz. The valiant will stand to't. Mart. Levidolche, Hypocrisy puts on a holy robe, Yet never changeth nature; call to mind Lev. Pray let me not be bandied, sir, and baffled, By your intelligence. Mart. So touch'd to the quick! Fine mistress, I will then rip up at length The progress of your infamy: in colour Of disagreement, you must be divorced; Were so, and I must countenance the reasons: On better hopes I did, nay, took you home, Provided you my care, nay, justified Your alteration; joy'd to entertain Such visitants of worth and rank as tender'd Civil respects: but then, even thenLev. What then? Sweet uncle, do not spare me. Mart. I more shame To fear my hospitality was bawd, Lev. Whose whore am I? The word you utter'd last would force a blush He parts with gold and jewels like a free Matters for fiddlers' songs. I toil to build To pluck up the foundation: even this morning, Ful. So say I; we will eat and drink, and (Convented 2 for some lands he held, supposed Belong'd to certain orphans), as I question'd [Exeunt. My worship needed not to flaw his right; A jointure to my over-loving niece, Lev. Uncles are privileged Amor. Ha' they crownths, Great crownths oth gold upon their headths? Piero. Pure gold; Drawn all in state. Amor. How many horthes, pray, Are ith their chariots? Piero. Sixteen, some twenty. Cast. My sister! wherefore left we her alone? Where stays she, gentlemen? Fut. Viewing the rooms; "Tis like you'll meet her in the gallery: Amor. Yeth, yeth, the thight Piero. Sweet ladies, this way; see the doors sure. Fut. Doubt not. [Aside to FUT. [Exeunt. ACT II.-SCENE IV. Another Room in the same.-A Banquet set out. Whilst the spring of nature lasteth; Do, do! be kind as fair. She is cruel that denies it, Bounty best appears in granting, Adur. Plead not, fair creature, without sense of pity, So incompassionately 'gainst a service, Spin. Do not study, My lord, to apparel folly in the weed Reproof drops from that balmy spring your breath! Now could I read a lecture of my griefs, Which traffics richest clothes, and silks, would |