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The ship is in her trim; the merry wind
Ant. E. How now! a madman! Why thou peevish* sheep, What ship of Epidamnum stays for me?
Dro. S. A ship you sent me to, to hire waftage.
Dro. S. You sent me, Sir, for a rope's end as soon:
Ant. E. I will debate this matter at more leisure,
[Exeunt MERCHANT, ANGELO, OFFICER, and ANT. E.
SCENE II-The same.
Enter ADRIANA and LUCIANA.
Adr. Ah, Luciana, did he tempt thee so?
Look'd he or red, or pale; or sad, or merrily?
Luc. First, he denied you had in him no right.
Adr. And what said he?
Luc. That love I begg'd for you, he begg'd of me.
Adr. With what persuasion did he tempt thy love? Luc. With words, that in an honest suit might move. First he did praise my beauty; then, my speech.
Adr. Didst speak him fair?
Luc. Have patience, I beseech.
Adr. I cannot, nor I will not, hold me still;
† Dry, withered.
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Luc. Who would be jealous, then, of such a one?
Adr. Ah! but I think him better than I say, And yet would herein others' eyes were worse: Far from her nest the lapwing cries away;
My heart prays for him, though my tongue do curse.
Enter DROMIO of Syracuse.
Dro. S. Here, go; the desk, the purse; sweet now, make haste. Luc. How hast thou lost thy breath?
Dro. S. By running fast.
Adr. Where is thy master, Dromio ? is he well?
Dro. S. No, he's in Tartar limbo, worse than hell:
A wolf, nay, worse, a fellow all in buff;
A back-friend, a shoulder-clapper, one that countermands
A hound that runs counter, and yet draws dry-foot well
Dro. S. I do not know the matter? he is 'rested on the case.
Dro. S. I know not at whose suit he is arrested, well; But he's in a suit of buff which 'rested him, that can I tell : Will you send him, mistress, redemption, the money in the desk?
Adr. Go fetch it, sister.-This I wonder at,
Dro. S. Not on a band, but on a stronger thing;
Dro. S. No, no, the bell: 'tis time that I were gone.
Dro. S. O yes, If any hour meet a sergeant, a' turns back for
Adr. As if time were in debt! how fondly dost thou reason? Dro. S. Time is a very bankrupt, and owes more than he's worth to season.
Nay, he's a thief, too: Have you not heard men say,
* Marked by nature with deformity.
+ The sheriff's officers of those days were clad in buff, which was also
a cant expression for a man's skin.
+ Hell was the cant term for prison.
Adr. Go, Dromio; there's the money, bear it straight;
SCENE III.-The same.
Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse.
Ant. S. There's not a man I meet but doth salute me
Enter DROMIO of Syracuse.
Dro. S. Master, here's the gold you sent me for: What, have you got the picture of old Adam new apparelled?
Ant. S. What gold is this? what Adam dost thou mean?
Dro. S. Not that Adam that kept the paradise, but that Adam that keeps the prison: he that goes in the calf's skin that was killed for the prodigal; he that came behind you, Sir, like an evil angel, and bid you forsake your liberty.
Ant. S. I understand thee not.
Dro. S. No? why, 'tis a plain case: he that went like a bassviol, in a case of leather; the man, Sir, that, when gentlemen are tired, gives them a fob, and 'rests them; he, Sir, that takes pity on decayed men, and gives them suits of durance; he that sets up his restt to do more exploits with his mace, than a morrispike.
Ant. S. What! thou mean'st an officer?
Dro. S. Ay, Sir, the sergeant of the band; he, that brings any man to answer it, that breaks his band: one that thinks a man always going to bed, and says, God give you good rest.
Ant. S. Well, Sir, there rest in your foolery. Is there any ship puts forth to-night? may we be gone?
Dro. S. Why, Sir, I brought you word, an hour since, that the bark Expedition put forth to-night; and then were you hindered by the sergeant, to tarry for the hoy, Delay: Here are the angels that you sent for, to deliver you.
Ant. S. The fellow is distract, and so am I;
+ Is confident.
+ Moorish spear.
Enter a COURTEZAN.
Cour. Well met, well met, master Antipholus, I see, Sir, you have found the goldsmith now; Is that the chain you promised me to-day?
Ant. S. Satan, avoid! I charge thee, tempt me not!
Ant. S. It is the devil.
Dro. S. Nay, she is worse, she is the devil's dam; and here she comes in the habit of a light wench; and thereof comes, that he wenches say, God damn me, that's as much as to say, God make me a light wench. It is written, they appear to men like angels of light: light is an effect of fire, and fire will burn; ergo, light wenches will burn; Come not near her.
Cour. Your man and you are marvellous merry, Sir. Will you go with me? We'll mend our dinner here.
Dro. S. Master, if you do expect spoon-meat, or bespeak a long
Ant. S. Why, Dromio ?
Dro. S. Marry, he must have a long spoon, that must eat with the devil.
Ant. S. Avoid then, fiend, why tell'st thou me of supping? Thou art, as you are all, a sorceress :
I conjure thee to leave me, and be gone.
Cour. Give me the ring of mine you had at dinner,
Or, for my diamond, the chain you promised;
Dro. S. Some devils ask but the paring of one's nail,
A nut, a cherrystone: but she, more covetous,
Master, be wise; and
you give it her,
The devil will shake her chain and fright us with it.
Ant. S. Avaunt, thou witch! Come, Dromio, let us go.
Dro. S. Fly pride, says the peacock: Mistress, that you know. [Exeunt ANT. and DRO.
Cour. Now, out of doubt, Antipholus is mad,
My ring away: This course I fittest choose;
SCENE IV-The same.
Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus and an OFFICER.
Enter DROMIO of Ephesus with a rope's end.
Dro. E. Here's that, I warrant you, will pay them all.
Dro. E. Why, Sir, I gave the money for the rope.
Offi. Good Sir, be patient.
Dro. E. Nay, 'tis for me to be patient; I am in adversity.
Dro. E. Nay, rather persuade him to hold his hands.
Ant. E. Thou whoreson, senseless villain!
Dro. E. I would I were senseless, Sir, that I might not feel your blows.
Ant. E. Thou art sensible in nothing but blows, and so is an
Dro. E. I am an ass, indeed; you may prove it by my long* ears. I have served him from the hour of nativity to this instant, and have nothing at his hands for my service, but blows: when I am cold, he heats me with beating: when I am warm, he cocls me with beating: I am waked with it, when I sleep; raised with it, when I sit; driven out of doors with it, when I go from home; welcomed home with it, when I return nay, I bear it on my shoulders, as a beggar wont her brat; and, I think, when he hath lamed me, I shall beg with it from door to door.
Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA, and the COURTEZAN, with PINCII, and others.
Ant. E. Come, go along; my wife is coming yonder.
Dro. E. Mistress, respice finem, respect your end; or rather the prophecy, like the parrot, Beware the rope's end.
*I. e. lengthened by pulling.