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thou art forth in the incursions, thou strikest as slow as another.

AJAX. I say, the proclamation,

THER. Thou grumblest and railest every hour on Achilles; and thou art as full of envy at his greatness, as Cerberus is at Proserpina's beauty, ay, that thou barkest at him 3.

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AJAX. Mistress Thersites !

THER. Thou shouldest strike him.

AJAX. Cobloaf1!

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THER. He would pun thee into shivers with his fist, as a sailor breaks a biscuit.

AJAX. You whoreson cur!

THER. Do, do.

AJAX. Thou stool for a witch !

[Beating him.

"when thou art forth in the incursions, thou strikest as slow as another." JOHNSON.

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- Ay, that thou barkest at him.] I read,-0 that thou barkedst at him.

JOHNSON.

The old reading is I, which, if changed at all, should have been changed into ay. TYRWHITT.

4 Cobloaf!] A crusty, uneven, gibbous loaf, is in some counties called by this name. STEEVENS.

A cob-loaf, says Minsheu, in his Dictionary, 1616, is “a bunne. It is a little loaf made with a round head, such as cob-irons which support the fire. G. Bignet, a bigne, a knob or lump risen after a knock or blow." The word Bignet Cotgrave, in his Dictionary, 1611, renders thus: "Little round loaves or lumps, made of fine meale, oyle, or butter, and reasons: bunnes, lenten loaves."

Cob-loaf ought, perhaps, to be rather written cop-loaf.

MALONE.

3 PUN thee into SHIVERS - -] Pun is in the midland counties the vulgar and colloquial word for-pound. JOHNSON.

It is used by P. Holland, in his translation of Pliny's Natural History, book xxviii. ch. xii. : "punned altogether and reduced into a liniment." Again, book xxix. ch. iv.: "The gall of these lizards punned and dissolved in water.” STEEVENS.

Cole, in his Dictionary, renders it by the Latin words contero, contundo. Mr. Pope, who altered whatever he did not understand, reads-pound, and was followed by three subsequent editors. MALONE.

THER. Ay, do, do; thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows; an assinego may tutor thee: Thou scurvy valiant ass! thou art here put to thrash Trojans; and thou art bought and sold among those of any wit, like

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6 Thou stool for a witch!] In one way of trying a witch they used to place her on a chair or stool, with her legs tied across, that all the weight of her body might rest upon her seat; and by that means, after some time, the circulation of the blood would be much stopped, and her sitting would be as painful as the wooden horse. GREY.

7 - an ASSINEGO-] I am not very certain what the idea conveyed by this word was meant to be. Asinaio is Italian, says Sir T. Hanmer, for an ass-driver: but, in Mirza, a tragedy, by Rob. Baron, Act III. the following passage occurs, with a note annexed to it:

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"This (says the author) is the usual trial of the Persian shamsheers, or cemiters, which are crooked like a crescent of so good metal, that they prefer them before any other, and so sharp as any razor."

I hope, for the credit of the prince, that the experiment was rather made on an ass, than an ass-driver. From the following passage I should suppose asinego to be merely a cant term for a foolish fellow, an idiot: "They appalled me as you see, made a fool, or an asinego of me." See The Antiquary, a comedy, by S. Marmion, 1641. Again, in Beaumont and Fletcher's Scornful Lady: all this would be forsworn, and I again an asinego, as your sister left me." STEEVENS.

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Baron certainly used asinego for an ass, as in a note on the fourth act of his play, he cites the very passage from Herbert which Mr. Ritson has quoted below. BOSWELL.

Asinego is Portuguese for a little ass.

MUSGRAVE.

And Dr. Musgrave might have added, that, in his native county, it is the vulgar name for an ass at present. HENLEY. The same term, as I am informed, is also current among the lower rank of people in Norfolk. STEEVENS.

An asinego is a he ass, "A souldiers wife abounding with more lust than love, complaines to the king, her husband did not satisfie her, whereas he makes her to be coupled to an asinego, whose villainy and lust took away her life."

Herbert's Travels, 1634, p. 98. RITSON.

a Barbarian slave. If thou use to beat me, I will

begin at thy heel, and tell what thou art by inches, thou thing of no bowels, thou!

AJAX. You dog!

THER. You scurvy lord!

AJAX. You cur!

[Beating him.

THER. Mars his idiot! do, rudeness; do, camel;

do, do.

Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS.

ACHIL. Why, how now, Ajax? wherefore do you thus ?

How now, Thersites ? what's the matter, man?
THER. You see him there, do you?
ACHIL. Ay; what's the matter?
THER. Nay, look upon him.

ACHIL. So I do; What's the matter?
THER. Nay, but regard him well.

ACHIL. Well, why I do so.

THER. But yet you look not well upon him: for, whosoever you take him to be, he is Ajax.

ACHIL. I know that, fool.

THER. Ay, but that fool knows not himself.
AJAX. Therefore I beat thee.

THER. Lo, lo, lo, lo, what modicums of wit he utters! his evasions have ears thus long. I have bobbed his brain, more than he has beat my bones: I will buy nine sparrows for a penny, and his pia mater1 is not worth the ninth part of a sparrow.

8 -thou art bought and sold -] This was a proverbial expression. MALONE.

So, in King Richard III. :

"For Dickon thy master is bought and sold.”

Again, in King Henry VI. Part I. :

"From bought and sold lord Talbot." STEEVENS.

9 If thou USE to beat me,] i. e. if thou continue to beat me,

or make a practice of beating me.

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STEEVENS.

his PIA MATER, &c.]

So,

in Twelfth-Night: here

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This lord, Achilles, Ajax,-who wears his wit in his belly, and his guts in his head,-I'll tell you what I say of him.

ACHIL. What?

THER. I say, this Ajax-

ACHIL. Nay, good Ajax.

[AJAX offers to strike him, ACHILLES interposes. THER. Has not so much wit

ACHIL. Nay, I must hold you.

THER. As will stop the eye of Helen's needle, for whom he comes to fight.

ACHIL. Peace, fool!

THER. I would have peace and quietness, but the fool will not: he there; that he, look you there. AJAX. O thou damned cur! I shall-

it.

ACHIL. Will you set your wit to a fool's?
THER. No, I warrant you; for a fool's will shame

PATR. Good words, Thersites.

ACHIL. What's the quarrel?

AJAX. I bade the vile owl, go learn me the tenour of the proclamation, and he rails upon me. THER. I serve thee not.

AJAX. Well, go to, go to.

THER. I serve here voluntary.

ACHIL. Your last service was sufferance, 'twas not voluntary; no man is beaten voluntary2; Ajax was here the voluntary, and you as under an impress.

THER. Even so ?—a great deal of your wit too lies in your sinews, or else there be liars. Hector shall have a great catch, if he knock out either of

comes one of thy kin has a most weak pia mater." The pia mater is a membrane that protects the substance of the brain.

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STEEVENS.

is beaten VOLUNTARY:] i. e. voluntarily. Shakspeare often uses adjectives adverbially. See Henry IV. Part I. Act I.

Sc. II. MALONE.

your brains; 'a were as good crack a fusty nut with no kernel.

ACHIL. What, with me too, Thersites ?

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THER. There's Ulysses, and old Nestor,-whose wit was mouldy ere your grandsires had nails on their toes,-yoke you like draught oxen, and make you plough up the wars.

ACHIL. What, what?

THER. Yes, good sooth: To, Achilles! to Ajax ! to!

AJAX. I shall cut out your tongue.

THER. 'Tis no matter; I shall speak as much as thou, afterwards.

PATR, No more words, Thersites; peace.

THER. I will hold my peace when Achilles' brach bids me, shall I ?

3 Hector shall have a great catch, if he knock out either of your brains; &c.] The same thought occurs in Cymbeline:

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not Hercules

"Could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none." STEEVENS.

Nestor,-whose wit was mouldy ere YOUR grandsires had nails-] [Old copies-their grandsires.] This is one of these editors' wise riddles. What! was Nestor's wit mouldy before his grandsire's toes had nails? Preposterous nonsense! and yet so easy a change as one poor pronoun for another, sets all right and clear. THEOBALD.

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- when Achilles' BRACH bids me,] The folio and quarto read-Achilles brooch. Brooch is an appendant ornament. The meaning may be, equivalent to one of Achilles' hangers-on.

JOHNSON. Brach I believe to be the true reading. He calls Patroclus, in contempt, Achilles's dog. So, in Timon of Athens :

"When thou art Timon's dog," &c.

A brooch was a cluster of gems affixed to a pin, and anciently worn in the hats of people of distinction. See the portrait of Sir Christopher Hatton. STEEVENS.

I believe brache [which was suggested by Mr. Rowe] to be the true reading. It certainly means a bitch, and not a dog, which renders the expression more abusive and offensive. Thersites

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