On this hand sits a chosen swatch, To chairs that day. O happy is that man an' blest! Which, by degrees, slips round her neck, Unkend that day. Now a' the congregation o'er For ****** speels the holy door, Wi' fright that day. Hear how he clears the points o'faith Now meekly calm, now wild in wrath, On sic a day! But hark! the tent has chang'd its voice; There's peace an' rest nae langer : For a' the real judges rise, They canna sit for anger. ***** opens out his cauld harangues A lift that day. What signifies his barren shine, That's right that day. In guid time comes an antidote Fast, fast, that day! Wee *****, niets, the guard relieves An' Orthodoxy raibles, Tho' in his heart he weel believes, An' thinks it auld wives' fables: But, faith the birkie wants a manse, So, cannily he hums them; Altho' his carnal wit an' sense Like hafflins-ways o'ercomes him At times that day. Now butt an' ben, the Change-house fills Here's crying out for bakes and gills, They raise a din, that, in the end, Is like to breed a rupture O' wrath that day. Leeze me on drink! it gies us mair • A street so called which faces the tent in It kindles wit, it waukens lair, It never fails, on drinking deep, By night or day. The lads an' lasses, blythely bent, On this ane's dress, an' that ane's leuk To meet some day. But now the L-d's ain trumpet touts, An' echoes back return the shouts : His piercing words, like highlan swords, His talk o' h-Il, where devils dwell, Wi' fright that day. A vast, unbottom'd, boundless pit, Asleep that day. 'Twad be owre lang a tale, to tell An' how they crouded to the yill, Shakespeare's Hamlet. How drink gaed round, in cogs and caups, Amang the furms an' benches; An' cheese an' bread, frae women's laps, Was dealt about in bunches, An' dawds that day. In comes a gaucie gash guidwife, An' sits down by the fire, Syne draws her kebbuck an' her knife, The auld guidmen, about the grace, Fu' lang that day. Waesucks! for him that gets nae lass, Sma' need has he to say a grace, On sic a day! Now Clinkumbell, wi' rattlin tow, Begins to jow an' croon; Some swagger home, the best they dow, At slaps the billies balt a blink, Till lasses strip their shoon: Wi' faith an' hope, an' love an' drink, For crack that day. How monie hearts this day converts O' sinners and o' lasses! Their hearts o' stane gîn night are gane, There's some are fou o' love divine; There's some are fou o' brandy; An' monie jobs that day begin, May end in houghmangandie Some ither day. DEATH AND DŔ. HORNBROOK. A TRUE STORY. SOME books are lies frae end to end, In holy rapture, A rousing whid, at times, to vend, And nail't wi' scripture. But this that I am gaun to tell, Or Dublin city: That e'er he nearer comes oursel 'S a muckle pity. The clachan yill had made me canty, To free the ditches; An' hillocks, stanes, an' bushes, kenn'd ay Frae ghaists an' witches. The rising moon began to glowr But whether she had three or four, I could na tell. I was come round about the hill, To keep me sicker; I there wi' something did forgather, An awfu' scythe, out-owre ae shouther, Clear-dangling, hang; A three-tae'd leister on the ither Lay, large an' lang. |