which a sense of the serious only can bestow. Wolcot had an eye for little that was grave in life, except the face-makings of absurdity and pretension; but these he could mimic admirably, putting on at one and the same time their most nonchalant and matter-of-course airs, while he fetched out into his countenance the secret nonsense. He echoes their words, with some little comment of approval, or change in their position; some classical inversion, or exaltation, which exposes the pretension in the very act of admitting it, and has an irresistibly ludicrous effect. But these points have been noticed in the Introductory Essay. Peter wrote a good deal of trash, even in his humorous pieces: for they were composed, like the razors in one of his stories, "to sell." But his best things are surpassed by no banter in the language. I am sorry its coarseness prevents my repeating the story of the Pilgrims and the Peas; the same objection applies to passages of the Lousiad; and there are circumstances in the history of George the Third, which would render it unbecoming to extract even the once-harmless account of his Majesty's Visit to Whitbread's Brewhouse. I have therefore confined myself to Pindar's other very best thing, his versification of passages in Boswell and Thrale, masterly for its facility and straightforwardness, which doubles the effect of the occasional mock-heroic inversions. To compare great things with small, and show that I commend nothing strongly which has not had a strong effect on myself, I can say, that Lear does not more surely move me to tears, or Spenser charm me, than I am thrown into fits of laughter when I hear these rhyming Johnsoniana. I can hardly, now this moment, while writing about them, and glancing at the copy which lies before me, help laughing to myself in private. This is not a good preface to a joke; but, if any body can afford it, I think it is Peter. CONVERSATION ON JOHNSON, BY MRS. PIOZZI (THRALE) AND MR. BOSWELL. Madame Piozzi.-Dear Doctor Johnson was in size an ox, And from his Uncle Andrew learn'd to box, A man to wrestlers and to bruisers dear, Who kept the ring in Smithfield a whole year. The Doctor had an Uncle too, ador'd By jumping gentry, call'd Cornelius Ford; Who jump'd in boots, which jumpers never choose, Far as a famous jumper jump'd in shoes. Bozzy. When Foote his leg, by some misfortune, broke, Says I to Johnson, all by way of joke, "Sam, sir, in paragraph will soon be clever, On which, says Johnson, without hesitation, On which, says I, a penetrating elf! "Doctor, I'm sure you coin'd that word yourself." The Doctor own'd to me I had divin'd it, For, bona fide, he had really coin'd it. "And yet, of all the words I've coin'd (says he), My Dictionary, sir, contains but three." Mad. Piozzi.-The Doctor said, "In literary matters, A Frenchman goes not deep-he only smatters;" Bozzy. In grave procession to St. Leonard's College, Well stuff'd with every sort of useful knowledge, We stately walk'd as soon as supper ended; The landlord and the waiter both attended; The landlord, skill'd a piece of grease to handle, Before us march'd, and held a tallow candle; A lantern (some fam'd Scotsman its creator) With equal grace was carried by the waiter. Next morning from our beds we took a leap, And found ourselves much better for our sleep. Mad. Piozzi.-In Lincolnshire, a lady show'd our friend A grotto that she wish'd him to commend. Quoth she, "How cool in summer this abode !" 66 'Yes, madam (answered Johnson), for a toad." Bozzy. Between old Scalpa's rugged isle and Rasay's, The wind was vastly boisterous in our faces; 'Twas glorious Johnson's figure to set sight on— High in the boat he look'd a noble Triton! Mad. Piozzi.-I ask'd him if he knock'd Tom Osborne down,3 As such a tale was current through the town :— Says I, "Do tell me, Doctor, what befell." 66 Why, dearest lady, there is nought to tell : I ponder'd on the properest mode to treat him- Did any one that he was happy cry— On which he sternly answer'd, "Madam, no! 'T would make a fellow hang himself, whose ear Bozzy. I wonder'd yesterday, that one John Hay, Should fly a man-of-war-a spot so blest— Quoth Johnson, "No man, sir, would be a sailor, With sense to scrape acquaintance with a jailor." Mad. Piozzi.-I said I lik'd not goose, and mention'd why ;One smells it roasting on the spit, quoth I. "You, Madam," cry'd the Doctor, with a frown, "Are always gorging-stuffing something down. Madam, 't is very natʼral to suppose, If in the pantry you will poke your nose, Your maw with ev'ry sort of victuals swelling, Bozzy-Once at our house, amidst our Attic feasts, We liken'd our acquaintances to beasts ; As, for example, some to calves and hogs, And some to bears and monkeys, cats and dogs; We said, (which charm'd the Doctor much no doubt,) His mind was like of elephants the snout, That could pick pins up, yet possess'd the vigour For trimming well the jacket of a tiger. Mad. Piozzi.-Dear Doctor Johnson left off drinks fermented, With quarts of chocolate and cream contented; Bozzy. With glee the Doctor did my girl behold; But to my old great grandam it was giv'n— The man who did espouse this dame divine And who that own'd this blood could well refuse And when he left off speaking, she would flutter, |