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cott's, Sir W.'s, Chronicles of the Canongate, extracts Sun, lines to the, 293.
Vernon, Lord-see Evidence, Circumstantial.
Vesuvius, eruption of, 345, 431.
Vice and seduction, 59.
Vienna, deliverance of, by Mr. Macauley, 197.
Virtue (verses) 336.
Vivent les bagatelles-see Bagatelles.
Voyage at sea described, 234, 290, 325, 349, 377-8
Swimming, Munchausen (a good story) 2-Across the He- Voyages of discovery, 14, 35-see Franklin and Parry.
Swimming exploits, or gymnasia, 28, 29, 40–Editorial Wallace, Sir William, and the Red Rover, 422.
remarks on, 29.
Wallasey-see Liverpool and Mersey.
Wallis, Dr., extraordinary memory of, 77.
Warfare, alleged propensity of man and other animals to
editorial paper on, 153.
Warrior's death (verses) 12, 188.
“ Was it in sad or playful mood ?" (verses) 72.
Tales, entertaining, 26, 37, 38, 42, 47, 53, 57, 61, 66, 66, Washington, last hours of, 422.
70, 73, 78, 83, 85, 90, 92, 98, 101, 118, 122, 129, 130, Waterhouse, the Rev., memoir of, 19.
135, 137, 138, 144, 151, 158, 165, 182, 185, 205, 210, Watson, Lieut., telegraph of, 161.
226, 229, 234, 254, 257, 262, 273, 282, 286, 290, 301, Waverley novels, query respecting, 209.
309, 317, 326, 333, 345, 349, 350, 351, 361,.378, 393, Weather, changes of, indicated by drinking glasses, 376.
402, 403, 418, 426—see Ghost Seer; see also Narratives. Wedding of the poker and tongs, by Hood, 369.
Tales of a Grandfather, selections from, 218, 234, 238, Wens and excrescences, 192.
West Indies, tale of themsee Slavery.
Westerne, Mr., a vocal perfor
Whiskers-see Hair and Albert.
Whiskers and beards, editorial article on, 425-Original
Taylor, Dr. Robert, posthumous notice of, 219-Epitaph letter on, 425.
Whist, the laws of, versified, 240.
Widows, burning of, in India, 91, 376.
Wife, choosing of a, in Turkey, 13.
Wife, a comical (a tale) 38.
Williams, John-see Brunswick Theatre.
Telegraphic signals by day or night, 161, 178, 251. Windsor castle described, 389.
Winter primrose (verses) 156.
Woollaston, Dr., singular essay of, on a phenomenon of
the eyes, with engravings, 225, 227.
Woman's loquacity (epigram) English and French, 108.
| Woman, verses by G. 52–Woman's love, by G. 148.
Wood, Mr., interesting lectures of, 416.
Wood-turning, specimens of ingenious, 424.
Woodgate, Miss Ellen, lines to the memory of, 260.
Time, on the emblematical figure of (poetry) 412. Words, play upon-see Palendrome.
Year 1827, verses to the, 196—New, verses to the, by G
pool Royal Institution, 390.
Zella, lines to, on her birthday, 72.
Traveller, the, (verses) 233.
INDEX OF THE ENGRAVINGS IN THIS VOLUME.
Trifling, Literary, 297-see Bagatelles.
Aquatic gymnasia, 29-Magellan clouds, 30-Rotch'
patent fid, 33, 34–The Union air pump, 41-Cor)
collar jackets, 48-The Giraffe, 81-New mode o
writing music, 85-Syphon hydrometer, 85-Fac-simil
of Mr. Canning's hand, 92-Diagram illustrative of th
cannon, 211-Women, 327.
knight's move at chess, 108-Lord Nelson's monumen
in Liverpool, 109-Mr. Egerton Smith's musical time
beater, 118_Profile of Paul Cuffee, 155—The tele
graph, 162, 178–Apparatus for extinguishing fire wit
steam, 163–Map of Navarino, 176_Singular anti
quities found in Yorkshire, 212–Diagram illustrativ
of areas of circles, 212-Puzzles, &c. 220_Singula
phenomenon respecting the direction of the eyes, 225
Undertaker and doctor, 261.
227–Problem respecting steam-carriages on commo
roads, 229-Living insect in a piece of wood, 237-
Burstall's steam-carriage, 240_Ancient horn at Hooton
| Vallance's mode of propelling passengers, &c. by an air 277-Beeston Castle, 316_Liverpool Corporation seal
tunnel, 49, 65.
863—Chimney sweeping machines, 371-Long's steam
pump, 372-Phenomena of the tides, 373-Profil
mountain, 391-Map of the River Mersey, 417.
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| from events unimportant in themselves, and originating sessed no real or permanent control over their followers,
in circumstances neither honourable to the sovereign, nor, of course they were necessitated to undertake nothing of (Comprehending Political Economy, Statistics, Jurispru- / at the time, beneficial to the people. In the annals of importance without the concurrence of an assembly comdence, occasional passages from Parliamentary Speeches
England, the means by which its liberties were acquired posed of the beads of the tribes into which these followers of a general nature, occasional Parliamentary Docu-1 ments, and otber speculative subjects, excluding Party , occupy no conspicuous place, nor does the notice of these were divided. Thus, when the Conquest had been achieved. Politics]
means tend to give an exalted idea of the benefits they these heads of tribes, or Thanes and Coldermen as they
produced. But enough of introductory matter. I will were styled, claimed the privilege of advising their leader (ORIGINAL) now proceed in my inquiry.
in peace, as they had heretofore done in war. The leader,
now raised to the dignity of Monarch, was too weak to
“ The first accounts we have of the inhabitants of BriAN HISTORICAL AND CRITICAL INQUIRY INTO THEtain
tain present some traces of a constitution not uplike that oppose their pretensions, and was, therefore, obliged to ORIGIN OF THE CONSTITUTION OF ENGLAND.
no mean re. acquiesce. From this sprung a Witenagemote in each we at present possess," says an historian of no mean re
pute. This is one of the falsities of historians; for the kingdom of the heptarchy. The dignity of Bretwalda, or BY ERASMUS GOWER.
Ancient Britons had no trace of such a constitution as ours, head of the seven kingdoms of England, was epioved bv
and Miller, when he penned the words just quoted, could the most powerful monarch of the heptarchy, and could The series of essays, of which the following is
only be actuated by a desire to ascribe the constitution of not be obtained by hereditary right; so that in the course the first, can hardly fail to prove useful and interest
England to causes widely remote from its true origin. of a few years the dignity was transferred from one mo. ing to our readers; and if we may judge by the pre
Let us examine how the case stands. “ The beads of the
ads of the Darch to another, as the chances of war, or the revolution seat specimen, these dissertations will contain nothing | British tribes elected a chief, or ruler. who, in times of 10
chief, or ruler, who, in times of of opinion dictated. * rariance with the spirit of our work, in which we foreign invasion, or internal commotion, assumed the su- !
nesut It must be confessed, that in the foregoing brief stateare pledged to abstain from introducing any thing preme command.”+ How this measure, which originated
originated ment we find some striking similitudes to the present conwhich can be deemed party politics.
solely from the principle of unanimity and obedience stitution of England. Yet these similitudes exist but as
during temporary danger, can have a similitude to the shadows; nor to the Witen or Bretwalda can we reasonably CHAPTER I.
English constitution, will require an abler historian than | ascribe the origin of our liberties. A short ex position will
prove this. As both the Witenagemote and the dignity of In layitg before the readers of the Kaleidoscope a brief |
Bretwalda existed only so long as they could maintain Pass we on, therefore, to the Saxon era ; and here we
themselves by force, so, as must be the case in all institu. inquiry into the origin of the English constitution, a few find the Witenagemote, or Great Council. Of the exact
tions not founded upon opinion, they speedily fell before preliminary observations will, perhaps, be requisite. It is powers and jurisdiction of the Witen we have no satisfac.
a superior power :--the increased influence of the king, in por because no other writer has hitherto considered this tory accounts. One writer supposes it to bear some resabject that I now undertake the task, but because, 1st, semblance to what is now termed the King's Privy Coun
the case of the Witenagemote; and the increased stability of
the different nations of the heptarchy, in the case of the their researches occupy volumes, which the general reader cil, and this is by no means improbable. In wading
Bretwalda. When Egbert conquered the whole of the has Deitber time nor inclination to peruse; and, 2nd, the through the dark annals of the Saxon times, we find the facts which writers on the English constitution produce are Witenagemote mentioned only in cases of a disputed suc
heptarchy, the power of the Bretwalda had long been ofteatims so distorted, and the conclusions they draw cession, or a long minority. During the reigns of the
annihilated, and for a longer space of time bad the Witena
gemotes ceased to exercise their functions and privileges. from these facts are generally so false and inconclusive,
more active Saxon monarchs, Egbert, Alfred, Edward, &c. that no certain reliance can be placed upon them. The the powers of the Witen slumber, and its proceedings are
Egbert called the Witenagemote once more into existence,
as regarded its jurisdiction. The new Witen was composed influence of party prejudice (that bane of historical in- either stayed or involved in obscurity. It would seem,
of part of the members of the seven Witens, which were quiry) has nowhere been felt with greater force than in therefore, that the Great Council was not used as a check! the perusal of the essays on the constitution of England ; on the sovereign, but as a governing power during times of
now abolished." Yet even this Witenagemote did not and this readers chese essays of comparatively small value. commotion on the part of the people, or minority on the
long exercise its prerogatives, for after having fulfilled the la the present undertaking I purpose to select those side of the Sovereign.
wishes of Egbert, in acknowledging him King of England,
The constitution, that is, the ina. facts chieh bear directly upon the question. But though terials which composed the Witenagemote, prove that, in
| it slumbered through the remainder of the Saxon era, and these may serve as a beacon lo guide me through the this faint resemblance to a Parliament, there existed po
is not mentioned, save on a few occasions, and then it was
they assembled to nominate a guardian during a minority, din mists of ages, it will require some labour to sift them
positive power. It was composed of the King's Thanes from the vast mass of rubbish in which they are mingled ; and colderm
or to depose the sovereign already deprived of his crown. and Coldermen,g who were assembled to give the monarch sad, perhaps, still more labour will be requisite to te- their
But there is yet another objection against the Witena. their advice in matters of importance. Yet this advice cancile the garbled and distorted statement of the facts
gemote. It derived no power from was by no means to be the decision upon the question, as
the people, and con
sequently had no interest in common with them. During themselves. For though these facts are too well autben.
the King reserved to himself the choice of approving or catat to be denied, they are wholly suppressed by some
the whole of the Saxon era, the people possessed no voice disapproving of their measures and opinions. Besides, the
s, the in the state, nor were their interests or opinions considered.t riters, and half suppressed by others. The influence of
power of the Witen, emanating solely from the Sovereign, pty feeling has been suffered to overpower the dictates of
The Witenagemote, allowing it the widest range, was made it depend upon his will; and, as its duration lasted
merely an assemblage of nobles, whose power was too great i sad justice, and a total omission or a garbled state. Tonlus
only so long as his pleasure, it could not, of course, be to be despised by the sovereign, and who, consequently, mies has been the natural result. That these charges do
very beneficial to the nation. Byt ypon mere assertion, I shall prove in the course!
was constrained to be in some measure guided by their
It may not be amiss, however, to examine a little into wishes and opinions. et te present inquiry.
the origin of the Witenagemote, and also of another power It is a singular fact, that, unlike the constitutions of
I have thus attempted to prove, that to no events from in the state called Bretwalda,ll as from these two powers the first accounts of the Britons, to the Saxon era, can we Gerace and Rome, the constitution of England owes its some writers have argued the origin of the English Con• | ascribe the liberties of England. But the next step will muence to events unimportant in themselves, and widely
stitution. The Witen seems to have had its origin in the ere in their causes. To no spirited exertions on the first invasion of England by the Saxons. As the leaders of those guides who have conducted me through the fore.
lead to important inferences and deductions. Leaving art of virtuous individuals ; to no great efforts on the part
the different bands who successively invaded England, pos- going remarks, I shall boldly hazard an opinion of my an enlightened peuple ; to no generous concessions on Be part of a good sovereign-can we attribute the liberties
own, as to the origin of our liberties. In support of this
• Miller, Hist. Enquiry, &c. Miller, Lingard. England. These liberties arose, as before observed, ! $ Turner, Hist. Saxons. Lingard. Miller.
* Lingard. + Turner.
opinion I shall bring forward proofs which I think will figures, &c. passing along the road are judiciously intro.
Miscellanics. establish my proposition. This proposition has not been duced, and enliven the scene; they are also pretty correctly formed without mature consideration : it is the result of a
drawn, and better coloured: in short, this picture may be diligent perusal of the historiesof England, and of the works this ariist's pencil, and is highly creditable to his talents ; safely pronounced the best, as well as the greatest effort of
A SWIMMING MUNCHAUSEN. of the writers on the English constitution. How far I shall it also indicates, with more attention to nature and truth
Dr. Bedale's match to swim to Runcorn, about thes
cess of which we have spoken pretty freely, brings to me succeed, remains yet to be proved; but if I can awaken of colour, greater promise of excellence hereafter, and con
the following good story : attention to this important subject, I shall rest satisfied siderable rank as a landscape painter. We have also seen that I have not laboured in vain. some Marine Views, (in the river at Liverpool,) by Mr.
To the Editor of the Montreal Herald. Ralston, upon a much larger scale than his present ones | SIR,—The story of the man of his Majesty's 71st [End of Chapter 1.]
in the exhibition, and greatly superior to them in every giment falling overboard from the Chambley Steam-bo
respect, in merit; which we understand were intended for between Long Point and Montreal, and so miraculou oFine Arts,
the present exhibition, but could not be finished in time, appearing on the beach before his comrades had dise and are now therefore destined for the Liverpool Exhibi. barked, reminded me of a circumstance that occur
tion; where, we have no doubt, they will meet with that during my servitude on board the Dolphin man-ofMANCHESTER EXHIBITION. admiration to which they are so justly entitled. bound to the West Indies. We were going at the rate
about three knots and a half, when Tom Starboard, I [From the Manchester Gazette.]
longing to the foretop, (who, by the bye, was a bit of Antiquities.
way) sleeping in the lee fore chains, by a sudden lon Although we have terminated our remarks upon the
of the ship was thrown overboard. “A man overboard pictures in the present exhibition, yet we conceive that
was the general cry fore and aft-and every one ran this does not preclude us from noticing any thing connected DISCOVERY OF FOSSIL HYÆNAS IN KENT.
offer or give assistance to the drowning man. therewith, or the Fine Arts generally, in this place, and
was a tolerably good swimmer, as every body theugbt, ! which, from time to time, we may be induced to do, as A most interesting discovery has, within these few days,
days, nothing extraordinary, woke, on finding himself in de subjects present themselves. been made in this county, by J. Braddick, Esq. of Bough.
water, and began to use his paddles, the ship passi We shall, therefore, without further preface, proceed to ton Mount, of the fossil remains of an extinct species of
a-head, as I was saying before, at the rate of three kod make some remarks upon a performance of one of our hyæna, and some other antediluvian animals, in the ex.
and a half. Tom was soon lost sight of under the counte Manchester artists, which we think is hivbly creditable to tensive quarries of Boughton, about three miles south of for although our ship was not on Sir Robert Sepping his talents, and marks his rapid improvement; it is also a Maidstone. These quarries appear to have been worked
plan, yet she was pretty full abaft) when Tom was luc confirmation of what we have formerly observed upon the for many centuries; and there is a tradition that many
enough to get hold of the rudder chains. The hands short notice which was given to the Manchester artists to of the materials of Westminster Abbey, and other ancient prepare for the exbibition : and that it is more than pro. buildings in London, were brought from hence : they l bont down to vick him up : but no Tom was to be see
ran off expecting to see Tom astern, and to lower the jol bable, had niore time for preparation been allowed, we hare lately been extensively wrought by Mr. Braddick,
| " He is gone,” said they, " to Davy's locker," and effo should have had works of much greater consequence and for the purpose of erecting buildings on his estate. The
ceased. Our ship was very deep, bound out to the W merit from the Manchester artists than those which are stone is designated most commonly by the name of Kentish now exhibiting. Rag: it consists of a succession of beds of limestone and
Indies, consequently our gun-room ports were low in
water. This Tomsaw, and as it was getting dark, The performance which we are now about to notice is a coarse flint, dispersed in irregular thickness through a
thought he would wait till they had beat to quarters, al “ View of Manchester," by Mr.C.Calvert, which, though matrix of sand and sandstone; its geological position is
piped the hammocks down, before he got on board, whi not in the exhibition, is under the same roof, placed there, in the lowest region of the green-sand formation imme. no doubt, for public inspection; and, therefore, alike open diately above the weald clay. The remains in question
he did, and then popped down into the lady's hold (whe to public criticism. The painting is upon a large scale, consist of the jaws, teeth, and broken portions of the skull,
the gunner keeps his wads and spare monkeys' tails) ar commensurate with the magnitude of the town it repre together with bones of the fore and hind legs of a very
there remained till the middle of the first watch, when I
| sallied forth and made free with our bread bags, takir seats, and the most favourable point of view has been I large hyæna, and a few other teeth and bones apparently chosen (just under our race-course) for exhibiting the best of the ox and horse. All these were found nearly together,
enough to serve him for three days. At the end of this tin distant view of the town, and, at the same time, of intro. within the space of a few feet in one of the numerous
| we were jogging along at an easy rate, with scarcely a ducing a beautifully varied and highly picturesque fore. cracks or fissures (locally called vents) that intersect the
wind, about a knot an hour, when Master Tom, uncbs :rve ground, and intervening scenery, which no other site about strata at this place, and are usually from one to twenty
slips out of the port he came in at, and dropping aster Manchester affords in an equally eminent degree, com. feet broad : on the sides of many of these veats are hollow
| began to hail the ship,--" The Dolphin a-hoy!” “Ha bining, with its broken and steep acclivities, bold and pro. apertures of various sizes, some of which occasionally ex.
loo,” says the quarter-master, who was about getting jecting masses, finely covered with wood, and thickly in. pand themselves into caves : two such caves have lately
pull on the main brace. Says Tom, “If you don't bat terspersed with the country residences of our townsmen ; been destroyed in the quarries on the north side of the
the man-topsail and lieave to, I shall sink, for no mi whilst, in the bottom of this beautiful landscape, the river valley, at Boughton Mount. These fissures, or vents,
can swim to the West Indies without provisions !" Ere is here and there seen in its sinuous course, and over the cut through the strata, from the bottom of the quarries to
body ran aft in amazement, for it had been blowing fre whole, the commanding and extended view of this great the surface, are filled with diluvial loam, interspersed
during the time we supposed he had been overboard; b town gives to the tout ensemble a highly interesting and with fragments of the adjacert rocks, and numerous chalk.
Olk there was no time to be lost, so the boat was lowered, ai imposing effect. We shall now, therefore, proceed to make flints; these last must have been drifted hither from some
poor Tom picked up, to the great gratification and ast a few remarks upon its crccution, kceping our motto al distant hills, and have fallen into the fissures at the same
nishment of everybody on board. On our arrival, as t ways in view, for we think that indiscriminate praise is time with the loam. This loam at its upper extremity
Captain was on shore diping with the Governor, the ta more injurious in its consequences, both to the artist and becomes united to that which covers the surface of the
turned upon swimming. The Governor was estolling 11 the public, (as far as the public taste is concerned) than quarry and the adjacent fields. The bones were discovered
powers of a black man he had, and our Captain swore ! temperate and liberal criticism; and we will candidly al. at about fifteen feet deep in one of these fissures; and
man could swim with Tom Starboard, of the Dolphin low, that, though the present performance has many and from the manner in which they were scattered amongst
foretop; however, to make a long story short, the Capta great beauties, yet these are counterbalanced by some de- the loam and stony fragments, they appear to have been
and the Governor made a heavy betthe time was a fects, which, in a slight degree, deteriorate, though not drifted to their present place at the same time with the
pointed-Tom asked one week io get ready. The ca greatly, from its general merit and effect; but they are diluvial matter, amongst which they lay occupying A penters were ordered to make what chests and convenienc such as will, with a little more care and attention for the position precisely similar to the bones of hyænas and other
Tom required. The purser was instructed, at his reques future, be easily remedied or prevented. animals that were discovered in the fissures of the break
to supply a fortnight's provisions. The day came, an His delineation of the wood and road in the foreground water limestone rock, near Plymouth, embedded in simi.
Tom went on shore at the wharf appointed, when he bega is finely managed, and the shadows from the trees, brown lar diluvial loam and pebbles. It is highly probable that
to stow his grub. The black fellow looked at him wit across the road, &c. are little touches of observation and at Boughton, as was the case at Plymouth, the caves
astonishment, “What you do dere, Massa?” says he.
* ** What am I doing here?" says Tom, "why. I am takin nature, which serve greatly to heighten its truth and communicating with these fissures will be found to con. beauty; his trees, also, though not marked with much tain an abundance of similar bones. Mr. Braddick's
in my provisions to be sure, and I advise you to do th character, are light and pleasing in their forms, and agree workmen say they have frequently found them in his
same, for d-n the bit of this do you get on the road. ably grouped
*Why, Massa," says the negro, “me po swim more pin and contraste
m. quarries, but always neglected to preserve them; one fine provement both in his colouring and execution, which is head was thus lost but a few weeks ago: enough, how.
or ten miles." " Nine or ten miles !” says Tom, as if i
*1 amazement at the short distance. " Why, map. I'm goin inore bold, free, and less mannered; but his colouring of ever, has already been done to show that the hyæna was the river and its contiguous banks is much too bright and among the an.ediluvian inhabitants of Kent, as it has
to Tobago, which I believe is over 200 miles, and shan yellow, and the general tone of the distant town and bills been proved to have been among those of Yorkshire and
be back for a fortnight.” The spectators were astounded beyond is greatly too virid and transparent, and the ob. Devon; and it is highly probable that if the proprietors
The black refused to swim. The Governor lost his wagen jects too distinctly marked; giving it more the appearance of quarries in this country will reward their workmen for
and it was not until we were homeward bound that 7'oni of a beautiful Italian atmosphere and city than that of the preserving whatever teeth, or bones, or fragments of
cold the secret.
BOB TRANSOM. dingy, dense, and smoky appearance which Manchester | bones, they may dig up in the course of working their almost always assumes: the sky, however, is well com- stone, marry similar discoveries will soon be made. Pro. | A Dab at Rhymes.-A punster, and a great cab 4 posed and handled, but partakes of the same fault which fessor Buckland and some other gentlemen of the Geolo-crambo, one day observed that any thing might be turne we have just noticed, in its colouring. There is also con. I gical Society of London have this week visited Mr. Brad. | into rhyme, or doggerel, siderably more attention paid to his keeping, or aërial per dick's quarries, and entertain the most sanguine expec- board in Bold.street, upon which was painted the word spective, but his linear is, in some respects, incorrect, par. tations that his further researches therein will be attended - This House to be sold," exclaimed, “Come, then ticularly in the house on the left, scated in the middle of with success. Mr. B. has added materially to the value turn that into rhyme !" upon which the other, with in the acclivity, and both this and some others a little farther of his discovery, by communicating information of it finite promptitude, (as Mathews says) redeemed his pledge on want toning to a lower key; indeed, if this was gene immediately to the Geological Society of London, as well by writing, with chalk, on the board, rally done, we are convinced that it would greatly im. as by presenting the specimens to their museum.-Maid
THIS HOUSE TO BE prove both the effect and harınony of the whole. The few słone, June 12, 1827.
S O L D.
mark a very
A daggerous Adventure.-Not long since, a reverend steam-engine to crack it) to any individual curious in the
NEW PATENTS. clergymaa in Vermont, being apprehensive that the examination of the giant productions of nature. And the accumulated weight of snow upon the roof of his barn same gentleman, we observed, has made a considerable To W. J. H. Hood, of Arundel-street, Strand, Lieut. might do some damage, was resolved to prevent it by sea- collection of beautiful shells, spars, ores, &c.
R.N. for improvements on pumps, chiefly applicable to sonably shorelling it off. He therefore ascended it, having
ships.-Dated the 26th of May, 1827.-6 months allowed first, for fear the snow might all slide off at once, and him
Face Painting.-Lady Coventry, the celebrated beauty, to enrol specification. self with it, fastened to his waist one end of a rope, and
killed herself with painting. She bedaubed herself with To G. Burgess, of Bagnigge Wells, for improvements given the other to his wife. He went to work, but fearing |
white, so as to stop perspiration. Lady Mary Wortley in the construction of wheeled-carriages.-26th of May.still fer dis safety. “My dear,” said he, "tie the rope
Montague was more prudent ; she went often into the hot 6 months. fond pour waist. No sooner had she done this, than off bath to scrape off the paint, which was almost as thick as
To T. Clarke, of Market-Harborough, for improveweer the show, poor minister and all, and up went his/ the plusler on a wall.
ments in manufacturing carpets.-26th May.-4 months. me. Thus on one side of the barn the astounded and House Launching.-The launching of the two brick
To Malcom Muir, of Glasgow, for machinery for precenfeanded dergyman hung, but on the other side hung I houses in Garden-street was completely successful; they
paring boards for flooring and other purposes. -1st of his wife, high and dry, in majesty sublime, dingling and were moved pearly ten feet, occupied at the time by their
June.-2 months. dangling at the end of the rope. At that moment, howtenants, without having sustained any injury; the pre
To J. W. Clarke, of Tiverton, for his improved mode Eter, a gentleran, lackily passing by, delivered them from parations were the work of some time; the two buildings cha
of attaching, fixing, or securing the dead-eyes to the this perilous situation.-Vermont Pat.
having been put upon ways, or into a cradle, were easily
uildings channels and sides of ships.-8th of June.-6 months. Lord Norbury's Latest.-As his Lordship was return-screwed screwed on a new foundation.
To J. C. Daniell, of Stoke, Wiltshire, for improvements The inventor of this
| in preparing wire cards, and dressing woollen and other ing, the other day, from a ride, he met Surgeon C-m-1 simple and cheap mode of moving tenanted brick build.
cloths, --Sth of June.-6 months. on the military-road, going to Stephen's Hospital. The ings is entitled to the thanks of the public. In the course
ei To C. Phillips, Esq. of Rochester, Capt. R. N. for imsurgeon having told him where he was going, “ Dirty of time it is likely that houses will be put up upon ways
ays provements on capstans.-8th of June.-6 months. Fork," said his Lordship, “ cutting up those dead bodies; at brick or stone quarries, and sold as ships are, to be
To Hugh Evans, of Great Surrey-street, Surrey, Lieut. bos very disagreeable you must find it.” “Oh, no, delivered in any part of the city.--American paper,
of Marines, and w. R. Hale King, of No. 66, Snow.hill, said the surgeon, we always have them wushed before If the American mechanic, who can perform these won
for their new table apparatus to promote the ease, comthey are brought to us." "Ay, ay,” rejoined the peer, I ders, had been in Liverpool, he might have pushed the fort. and economy
fort, and economy of persons at sea.-12th of June.-6 and you take care to mangle them yourselves after-Lord-street_shops back, without disturbing the stock or
months. wards-Freeman's Journal.--If Lord Norbury has fixtures.-Edit. Kal
To S. Robinson, of Leeds, flax-dresser, for improve. really bad the hardihood to sport this vile pun, we would advise his Lordship to quit the profession of punning to. Napoleon.-Sir Walter Scott has made one most notablements in machinery for hackling or dressing and clearing
onths. gether with that of the law; for although a punster need uustuuery, namely, that the great Napoleon could not hemp, flax, and tow.-16th of June not be a first-rate genius, he ought to have some rem.
write or speak the French language correctly.-We cannot nants of memory, to enable him to avoid plagiarism ; and
carry our respect for Sir Walter Scott so far as to put any
[From the Liverpool Courier.] Amongst the facetie of Mr. Miller, as Mr. Brougham
complained of by travellers and strangers, that they never Barometer | Extreme Thermo Extreme State of ills him, was better than his Lordship's version. It was
Remarks somewhat after this fashion :-A was bantering B, whose could get a true answer from any Irish peasant as to dis
Night. morning ring Day. at noon. Taes and linea were not as white as the driven snow. “Oh!”
tances, when on a journey. For many years I myself Days B, "you are only ironing me.” “He should not thought it most unaccountable. If you meet a peasant on June
01 S.W. Rain.
27 hed, fra you," says C, “before you are washed;" to which to which your journey, and ask him how far, for instance, to Bal.
0 S.W. Rain. Brejoined, I eare not what he does, so that he don't lin linrobe ? he will probably say it is "three short miles.”
66 0W.N.W. Fair. You travel on, and are informed by the next peasant you 30
0 67 0 W.N.W. Fair. rangle me."-Edit. Kah meet, " that it is five long miles.” On you go, and the
67 01 S.E. Rain. As a gentleman was lately crossing the Thames, he next will tell your honour” it is " four miles, or about
5301 59 0 1 66 01 S.W. Cloudy. Ested the waterman if any body was ever lost in the pas- that time.” The fourth will swear, “if your honour
74 | 56 0 1 60 0 66 OW.N.W. Fair.
But, on Set No, Sir, (replied the waterman,) never; my stops at three miles, you'll never get there!” brother was drowned last week, but we found him pointing to a town just before you, and inquiring what
27th,--Heavy rain during night.
28th,Heavy rain during night. gun the next day."-Furet.-Mr. Furet puts us in a place that is, he replies, “Oh! plaze your honour, that's
29th,-Ten, a.m. showers. fary, by claiming this as original. Like the preceding, it Ballinrobe, sure enough!" "Why, you said it was more
. 1st,-Eight, a.m. rain. is to be found in the works of the immortal Mr. Miller.
than three miles off!" " Oh, yes ! to be sure and certain, Edit, Kal. that's from my own cabin, plaze your honour. We're no
REMARKS FOR JUNE. scholards in this country. Arrah ! how can we tell any Monthly mean of atmospherical pressure, 29:79; mean GOUGING.
distance, plaze your honour, but from our own little temperature,-extreme during night, 52:1; eight, a.m. The following incredible story is taken from an Ameri
cabin? Nobody but the schoolmaster knows that, plaze 58:1; noon, 62:24; extreme during day, 64:15; general can paper:
your honour.”—Sir J. Barrington's Sketches of his Times mean, 59:10; prevailing winds, westerly A Kentuckian belonging to a surveying party under an officer of the United States' engineers, swimming in St. Jabn's River, was seized by a large alligator, and taken
GWENLLIAIN. Canada under the water. In a short time the Kentuckian and the alligator rose to the surface, the latter having the right
A CHANT. Jeg of the former in his mouth, and the former having his thambs in the eyes of his antagonist. The officer imme. diately gave orders to his party, who were in a boat a few
COMPOSED BY R. K. JONES, OF DENBIGH. gards from the combatants, to go to the relief of their comrade; but the Kentuckian peremptorily forbade any interference, saying, "Give the fellow fair play.” It is needless to add, that the gouger obtained a complete Pictory. Having taken out one of the eyes of his adversary, the latter, in order to save his other eye, relinquished his hold upon the Kentuckian's leg, who returned to the here in triumph.
As enormous Nut.--There is now in the possession of Mr. F. Arstell (of the office for the adjustment of weights Bod measures, near the New Market) a nut of an enormous size, the product of a species of palm tree, and brought to this port from an uncultivated island in the South Seas. 1 shell is something of the form of two kidney-beans. sited or stuck together sidewise, being, as it were, double. It has evidently been covered by a husk, and is of the colour and grain of a cocoa-nut; the shell is more than a quarter of an inch thick. The extreme girth of this nut is two feet 114 inches, or within a quarter of an inch of a yard. Round the middle it measures S feet 74 inches; and its capacity tay be estimated by the fact, that from the kernel, which was hollow within, there were taken two gallons, one quart, and one half pint. The rind, which is textured like that of tale cocoa-nut, was, however, found to be oily, discoloured, and with scarcely any flavour ; but, when fresh, it is, pro. tably, agreeable to the palate. Mr. Arstell, who resides a Dancan-street East, would, we doubt not, willingly show this montrous nut (which would almost require a
Wayfaring messengers, who come to tell
That fill the earth with gladness and perfume,
And bringing back with their delicious bloom The days of childhood, when our pleasures lay Thick as the summer flowers, and oh ! as fleet as they ? | Then let us out-for morning has the leaven
Of beauty, youth, and freshness, till it seems Back to our spirits early life was given,
With all its hopes, and joys, and fairy dreams. Oh! would that morning's breathing, light, and dew,
Could in our hearts their innocence renew. Roscommon-street, May, 1827.
IN IMITATION OF HOOD'S “SALLY BROWN.”
Spirit of melody, from realms unknown, Spirit of harmony, all, all thine own! Harp of the winds, the silence gently breaking, While all unseen the hand thy sweetness waking; Spirit of sympathy! oh, let me keep With thee lone vigils where the moonbeams sleep, Lovely and tranquil on some isle remote, Where Echo starts but at thy witching note, And all-enamoured of the seraph strain, Seeks to repeat it yet, and yet again! Spirit of love, and sorrow, while to thee Offers the heart its tribute, silently; Thrice blessed inmates of a brighter sphere, Shades of the Jost, the beautiful appear ! For thine to wake the sympathies of soul Time cannot weaken, nor can fate control; The whisperings thine, the glorious visions blest, Shining serenest on the mourning breast! Harp of the winds, through the blue ether stealing, And Paradise to earthly gaze revealing ; Harp of the winds, with soul-subduing note, Still, beaven-inspired, on wings of zephyr float, And the tranced heart a captive, willing, take, And bid it from its galling fetters break; With thee to traverse where no eye may trace, Far o'er the chasm rude of Time's abyss ; The spicy vales of Araby explore, And sicken at decay, and change no more. Harp of the winds ! roused by thy varied song, Lo! what a motley crowd tumultuous throng Of grave and gay; the present and the past, And ah ! the passions 100, nor least, nor last, Obedient to thy call, a numerous band, Confess the wavings of thy wizard wand. Mighty magician of the inmost soul ! Still undisputed be thy loved control ; Still thine the tones to memory most dear, Th'impassioned sigh be thine, and thine the tear; Thine the deep mysteries of the spirit, fraught With more than mortal melody e'er taught; A spell surpassing all to minstrel known, A charm omnipotent, and thine alone ! Spirit of harmony, confest of heaven, Still be to me thy witching echoes given, Thy solemn sadness, mixed with visions holy, Fancy's gay dreams, and dearer inelancholy, Till on the stream of Time no longer tost,
In strains yet purer, thine, loved harp, are lost ! Liverpool.
Young Bill, the woodman, well 'tis known
Was long betroth'd to Sue;
Ah! 'twas a Billy.do.
And of his hopes did tell her ;
That you do fell, you fellor !"
No longer boughs he'd lop;
Nor took another chop.
As oft he'd done before,
And said it was his score !
And left his granny-dears;
For they were volun-teers!
With many younkers more,
That drilling was a bore.
To Bill it seem'd quite clear,
'Twas March throughout the year. The bullets flew in battle's heat
Around his martial brow,
I'm not a wood-man now."
Which made him faintly falter-
At the siege of Gib'raltar.
I had not met these woes;
I cannot face my foes.
To make the wretches rue it,
I've not the face to do it."
A prisoner by the foe-man;
“ The tide will stay for no man.” Now safely stored at Chelsea Reach,
Poor Bill does stoutly sing-
“ Long live-God save the King."
Beneath a classic sky
Tiny hidden purity
King, warrior, bard, divine,
Had mingled at thy shrine, Bearing rich gifts, thee to propitiate.
Then, from thy twilight dim,
Pæan and votive hymn,
Then odours sweet been shed,
From flower gifts garlanded,
And marvel 'tis thy spring,
So purely bubbling,
Strange, that beside thy well
No holy hermit's cell,
Fount of the forest ! no;
Thy water's crystal flow
Childhood nor crippled age,
On wearying pilgrimage,
And now, 'moog mosses green,
Dim in thy leafy screen,
The squirrel on the tree,
The bird's blithe melody,
Even then thy cool retreat
Lund the tired peasant's feet; Here gentle creatures shunned the noontide beam;
And, from the hunter's dart,
Here fled the chased hart,
Pure fount ! there need not be
Proud rites' solemnity,
The soul to holy thought,
'Tis by thy silence brought, Thy dimness, and thy water's tinkling fall.
There is a spell of grace
Around this quiet place,
Whence ?—but that man's weak arm
Hath not dissoly'd the charm Which Nature forms in her calm solitude.
THE CORK COLLAR JACKET.
The writer of the following doggerels informs us, (whi was superfluous, by the bye,) that he is no poet. It see! he has learned to swim by means of the cork collar jack and these verses are intended to evince his gratitude. we last week said, we hope that he swims better than versifies.
Let puppies at this jacket rail,
Or envious scribes attack it,
Without a collar jacket.
For thousands I will back it,
Who has the collar jacket.
Make all snug in a packet;
By means of this said jacket.
For one I ne'er will lack it;
I'll save mine by a jacket.
On board a steamer-packet,
To get the collar jacket.
HART'S WELL, YEAR PARNSFIELD, NOTTINGHAMSHIRE, WITHIN THE ANCIENT BOUNDARY OF SHERWOOD FOREST.
Morn is abroad! O’uis a pleasant thing
To hear the brisk song of the early lark ;To see the swallow hawking on the wing
For the quick fly; or, unobserved, to mark The callow brood, whose warbling shall make The future joy of forest or of brake. And it is beautiful to see the sun
Look down delighted on the dancing wave, While the trim ships come gliding one by one
Oer the blue deep, each bearer of some brave