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The very silliest things in life
Create the most material strife.
What scarce will suffer a debate,
Will oft produce the bitterest hate.
It is, you say ;

I
say

'tis not
- Why you grow warm and you are hot.
Thus each alike with passion glows,
And words come first, and, after, blows.

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Friend JERKIN had an income clear,
Some fifteen pounds, or more, a year,
And rented, on the farming plan,
Grounds at much greater sums per ann.
A man of consequence, no doubt,
'Mongst all his neighbours round about;
He was of frank and open mind,
Too honest to be much refin'd,
Would smoke his pipe, and tell his tale,
Sing a good song, and drink his ale.

His wife was of another mould;
Her
age was neither young nor old;

Her features strong, but somewhat plain;
Her air not bad, but rather vain;
Her temper neither new nor strange,
A woman's, very apt to change;
What she most hated was conviction,
What she most lov'd, flat CONTRADICTION.

A charming housewise ne'ertheless;

Tell me a thing she could not dress,
Soups, hashes, pickles, puddings, pies,
Nought came amiss-she was so wise.
For she, bred twenty miles from town,
Had brought a world of breeding down,
And Cumberland had seldom seen
A farmer's wife with such a mein ;
She could not bear the sound of Dame;

No-Mistress JERKIN was her name.

She could harangue with wond'rous grace On

gowns. and mobs, and caps and lace;
But tho' she ne'er adorn’d his brows,
She had a vast contempt for spouse,
As being one who took no pride,
And was a deal too countrified.
Such were our couple, man and wife ;
Such were their means and ways of life.

Once on a time, the season fair For exercise and chearful air, It happen'd in his morning's roam, He kill'd his birds, and brought them home. - Here, CICELY, take away my gun How shall we have these starlings done? Done! what my love? Your wits are wild; Starlings, my dear; they're thrushes child. Nay now but look, consider, wife, They're starlings-No-upon my life: Sure I can judge as well as you, I know a thrush and starling too. Who was it shot them, you or I ? They're starlings--thrushes-zounds you lie; Pray, Sir, take back your dirty word, I scorn your language as your bird ; It ought to make a husband blush, To treat a wife so 'bout a thrush. . Thrush, Cicely !-Yes--a starling-No, The lie again, and then a blow. Blows carry strong and quick conviction, And mar the pow’rs of contradiction..

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Peace soon ensued, and all was well :
It were imprudence to rebel,
Or keep the ball up of debate
Against these arguments of weight:

A year

rolld on in perfect ease, 'Twas as you like, and what you please, 'Till in it's course and order due, Came March the twentieth, fifty two. Quoth Cicely, this is charming life, No tumults now, no blow, no strife. What fools we were this day last year! Lord, how you beat me then, my dear!

Sure it was idle and absurd To wrangle so about a bird ; A bird not worth a single rushA starling---no, my love, a thrush, That I'll maintain--that I'll deny. - You're wrong, good husband-wife, you lie.

Again the self-same wrangle rose, Again the lye, again the blows. Thus every year (true man and wife) Ensues the same domestic strife, Thus every year their quarrel ends, They argue, fight, and buss, and friends ; Tis starling, thrush, and thrush and starling; You dog, you b--; my dear, my darling.

THE

TEMPLE OF FAVOUR..

Tho' pilot in the ship no more,
To bring the cargo safe to shore;
Permit, as time and place afford,
A passenger to come aboard.

The Shepherd who survey'd'the deep,
When all it's tempests were asleep,
Dreamt not of danger; glad was he
To sell his flock, and put to sea.
The
consequence

has Æsop told,
He lost his venture, sheep, and gold..
So fares it with us Sons of Rhyme,
From doggrel wit, to wit sublime;
On ink's calm ocean all seems clear,
No sands affright, no rocks appear ;.
No lightnings blast, no thunders roar;
No surges lash the peaceful shore;
Till, all too vent'rous from the land,
The tempests dash us on the strand :.

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