So in they came, and for his picking, Instead of Goody's cheese and bread, The knives and forks with silver handles, And more the Pedlar to regale, And make the wond'rous man her friend, And port and claret without end; They hobb'd and nobb'd, and smil'd and laugh'd, Touch'd glasses, nam'd their toasts, and quaff'd; Talk'd over every friend and foe, Till eating, drinking, talking past, The kind house-clock struck twelve at last. When wishing Madam bon repos, The Pedlar pleaded weary head, Made his low bow, and went to bed. Wishing him then at perfect ease, A good soft bed, a good sound sleep, Now, gentle reader, if you please, We'll at the Lady take a peep. She could not rest, but turn'd and toss'd, That what her indiscretion lost, For such coarse fare! perplex'd her head; And now she reckon'd up her store Till she had got a Stock of Linen, The morning came, when up she got, Most ceremoniously inclin'd To wind up her sagacious plot, With all that civil stuff we find 'Mongst those who talk a wond'rous deal Of what they neither mean nor feel. How shall I, Ma'm, reply'd the Guest, Make you a suitable return, For your attention and concern, And such civilities exprest To one, who must be still in debt For all the kindness he has met? Madam, who kindly understood Strait dropp'd a curtsie wond'rous low, Now all the maids were sent to look Draw'rs, Boxes, Closets, Chests, and Cases Were all unlock'd at once to get Her Point, her Gauze, her Prussia-net, With fifty names of fifty kinds, Which suit variety of minds. How shall I now my tale pursue, So passing strange, so passing true? When every bit from every hoard, Or takes a cap from board or bag, In short the streams so plenteous flow'd, That in the dry and dusty weather, She might have water'd all the road For ten or twenty miles together. H What could she do? as it began, Which sure was never done before. |