Where are you there? Sir John! nay, fear not, man, We are alone; here's none but thee, and I. Enver Hume. Hume. Jesu preserve your royal majesty ! Duch. What say'st thou, majesty! I am but grace. Hume. But, by the grace of God and Hume's advice, Your grace's title shall be multiplied. Duch. What say'st thou, man? hast thou as yet With Margery Jourdain, the cunning witch; Hume. This they have promised,-to show your A spirit rais'd from depth of under ground, Duch. It is enough; I'll think upon the questions: Marry, and shall. But how now, sir John Hume? Dame Eleanor gives gold, to bring the witch; And from the great and new-made duke of Suffolk; [Exit. SCENE III.-The same. A Room in the Palace. Enter Peter, and others, with Petitions. 1 Pet. My masters, let's stand close; my lord protector will come this way by and by, and then we may deliver our supplications in the quill. 2 Pet. Marry, the Lord protect him, for he's a good man! Jesu bless him! Enter Suffolk, and Queen Margaret. 1 Pet. Here a comes, methinks, and the queen with him: I'll be the first, sure. 2 Pet. Come back, fool; this is the duke of Suffolk, and not my lord protector. Suf. How now, fellow? would'st any thing with me! ye for 1 Pet. I pray, my lord, pardon me! I took my lord protector. Q. Mar. [Reading the superscription.] To my lord protector! are your supplications to his lordship? Let me see them: What is thine? 1° Pet. Mine is, an't please your grace, against John Goodman, my lord cardinal's man, for keeping my house, and lands, and wife and all, from me. Suf. Thy wife too? that is some wrong indeed.-What's yours?-What's here! [Reads.] Against the duke of Suffolk for enclosing the commons of Melford. -How now, sir knave? 2 Pet. Alas, sir, I am but a poor petitioner of our whole township. Peter. [Presenting his petition.] Against my master, Thomas Horner, for saying, That the duke of York was rightful heir to the crown. Q. Mar. What say'st thou? Did the duke of York say, he was rightful heir to the crown? Peter. That my master was? No, forsooth: my mas. ter said, That he was; and that the king was an usur per. Suf. Who is there? [Enter Servants.]-Take this fellow in, and send for his master with a pursuivant presently:-we'll hear more of your matter before the king. [Exeunt Servants with Peter, Q. Mar. And as for you, that love to be protected Under the wings of our protector's grace, Begin your suits anew, and sue to him. [Tears the petitions. To number Ave-Maries on his beads: Would choose him pope, and carry him to Rome, Suf. Madam, be patient: as I was cause fort, The imperious churchman; Somerset, Buckingham, And grumbling York: and not the least of these, But can do more in England than the king. Suf. And he of these, that can do most of all, Cannot do more in England than the Nevils: Salisbury, and Warwick, are no simple peers. Q. Mar. Not all these lords do vex me half so much, As that proud dame, the lord protector's wife. She sweeps it through the court with troops of ladies, More like an empress than duke Humphrey's wife; Strangers in court do take her for the queen: She bears a duke's revenues on her back, And in her heart she scorns her poverty: Shall I not live to be aveng'd on her? Contemptuous base-born callat as she is, She vaunted 'mongst her minions t'other day, The very train of her worst wearing gown Was better worth than all my father's lands, Till Suffolk gave two dukedoms for his daughter. Suf. Madam, myself have lim'd a bush for her; And plac'd a quire of such enticing birds, Yet must we join with him, and with the lords, So, one by one, we'll weed them all at last, Enter King Henry, York, and Somerset, conversing with him; Duke and Duchess of Gloster, Cardinal Beaufort, Buckingham, Salisbury, and Warwick. K. Hen. For my part, noble lords, I care not which ; Or Somerset, or York, all's one to me. York. If York have ill demean'd himself in France, Then let him be denay'd the regentship. Som. If Somerset be unworthy of the place, Let York be regent, I will yield to him. War. Whether your grace be worthy, yea, or no, Dispute not that: York is the worthier. Car. Ambitious Warwick, let thy betters speak. War. The cardinal's not my better in the field. Buck. All in this presence are thy betters, Warwick. War. Warwick may live to be the best of all. Sal. Peace, son;-and shew some reason, Buckingham, Why Somerset should be preferr❜d in this. Q. Mar. Because the king, forsooth, will have it so. Glo. Madam, the king is old enough himself To give his censure: these are no women's matters. Q. Mar. If he be old enough, what needs your grace To be protector of his excellence? Glo. Madam, I am protecctor of the realm; Suf. Resign it then, and leave thine insolence. Car. The commons hast thou rack'd; the clergy's bags Are lank and lean with thy extortions. Som. Thy sumptuous buildings, and thy wife's attire, Have cost a mass of public treasury. Buck. Thy cruelty in execution, Upon offenders, hath exceeded law, And left thee to the mercy of the law. Q. Mar. Thy sale of offices, and towns in France,If they were known, as the suspect is great,— Would make thee quickly hop without thy head. [Exit Gloster. The Queen drops her fan. -Give me my fan: What, minion! can you not? [Gives the Duchess a box on the ear. I cry you mercy, madam; was it you? Duch. Was't I? yea, I it was, proud Frenchwoman; Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I'd set my ten commandments in your face. K. Hen. Sweet aunt, be quiet; 'twas against her will. Duch. Against her will! Good king, look to't in time; She'll hamper thee, and dandle thee like a baby: Though in this place most master wear no breeches, She shall not strike dame Eleanor unreveng'd. [Exit. Buck. Lord cardinal, I will follow Eleanor, And listen after Humphrey, how he proceeds: She's tickled now; her fume can need no spurs, She'll gallop fast enough to her destruction. Exit. Re-enter Gloster. Glo. Now, lords, my choler being over-blown, War. That I can witness; and a fouler fact Suf. Peace, head-strong Warwick! War. Image of pride, why should I hold my peace? Enter Servants of Suffolk, bringing in Horner and Peter. Suf. Because here is a man accus'd of treason: Suf. Please it your majesty, this is the man K. Hen. Say, man, were these thy words? Hor. An't shall please your majesty, I never said nor thought any such matter: God is my witness, I am falsely accused by the villain. Pet. By these ten bones, my lords, [Holding up his hands.] he did speak them to me in the garret one night, as we were scouring my lord of York's armour. York. Base dunghill villain, and mechanical, I'll have thy head for this thy traitor's speech:I do beseech your royal majesty, Let him have all the rigour of the law. Hor. Alas, my lord, hang me, if ever I spake the words. My accuser is my prentice; and when I did correct him for his fault the other day, he did vow upon his knees he would be even with me: I have good witness of this; therefore, I beseech your majesty, do not cast away an honest man for a villain's accusation, K. Hen. Uncle, what shall we say to this in law? Glo. This doom, my lord, if I may judge. Let Somerset be regent o'er the French, Because in York this breeds suspicion : And let these have a day appointed them For single combat in convenient place; For he hath witness of his servant's malice: This is the law, and this duke Humphrey's doom. K. Hen. Then be it so. My lord of Somerset, We make your grace lord regent o'er the French. Som. I humbly thank your royal majesty. Hor. And I accept the combat willingly. Pet. Alas, my lord, I cannot fight; for God's sake, pity my case! the spite of man prevaileth against me. O, Lord have mercy upon me! I shall never be able to fight a blow: O Lord, my heart! Glo. Sirrah, or you must fight, or else be hang'd. K. Hen. Away with them to prison: and the day Of combat shall be the last of the next month.Come, Somerset, we'll see thee sent away. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-The same. The Duke of Gloster's Gar den. Enter Margery Jourdain, Hame, Southwell, and Bolingbroke. Hume. Come, my masters; the duchess, 1 tell you, expects performance of your promises. Bol. Master Hume, we are therefore provided: Will her ladyship behold and hear our exorcisms? Hume. Ay; What else? fear you not her courage. Bol. I have heard her reported to be a woman of an invincible spirit: But it shall be convenient, master Hume, that you be by her aloft, while we be busy be low; and so, I pray you, go in God's name, and leave us. [Exit Hume.] Mother Jourdain, be you prostrate, and grovel on the earth :-John Southwell, read you; and let us to our work. Enter Duchess, above. Duch. Well said, my masters; and welcome all. To this geer; the sooner the better. Bol. Patience, good lady; wizards know their times. Deep night, dark night, the silent of the night, The time of night when Troy was set on fire; The time when screech-owls cry, and ban-dogs howl, And spirits walk, and ghosts break up their graves, That time best fits the work we have in hand. Madam, sit you, and fear not; whom we raise, We will make fast within a hallow'd verge. [Here they perform the Ceremonies appertaining, and make the Circle; Bolingbroke, or Southwell, reads, Conjuro te, &c. It thunders and lightens terribly; then the Spirit riseth. Spir. Adsum. M. Jour. Asmath, By the eternal God, whose name and power Bol. First of the king. What shall of him become? [Reading out of a paper. Spir. The duke yet lives, that Henry shall depose; But him outlive, and die a violent death. [As the Spirit speaks, Southwell writes the answer. Bol. What fate awaits the duke of Suffolk ? Spir. By water shall he die, and take his end. Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains Than where castles mounted stand. Have done, for more I hardly can endure. [Thunder and lightning. Spirit descends. Enter York and Buckingham, hastily, with their Guards, and others. Fork. Lay hands upon these traitors, and their trash, Are deeply indebted for this piece of pains; See you well guerdon'd for these good deserts. [Exeunt Guards, with Southwell, Bolingbroke, Ør. York. Lord Buckingham, methinks, you watch'd her well: A pretty plot, well chosen to build upon ! The duke yet lives, that Henry shall depose; Aio te, acida, Romanos, vincere posse. [Reads. Tell me, what fate awaits the duke of Suffolk? Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains, These oracles are hardily attain'd, And hardly understood. The king is now in progress toward Saint Albans, Buck. Your grace shall give me leave, my lord of To be the post, in hope of his reward. York. At your pleasure, my good lord.-Who's within there, ho! made, And what a pitch she flew above the rest!- Car. Thy heaven is on earth; thine eyes and thoughts Beat on a crown, the treasure of thy heart; That smooth'st it so with king and commonweal! Glo. What, cardinal, is your priesthood grown peremptory? Tantæne animis cœlestibus iræ? Churchmen so hot? good uncle, hide such malice; With such holiness can you do it? Suf. No malice, sir; no more than well becomes So good a quarrel, and so bad a peer. Gle. As who, my lord? Suf. Why, as you, my lord; An't like your lordly lord-protectorship. Gle. Why, Suffolk, England knows thine insolence. Q.Mar. And thy ambition, Gloster. K. Hen. I pr'ythee, peace, Good queen; and whet not on these furious peers, For blessed are the peace-makers on earth. Car. Let me be blessed for the peace I make, Against this proad protector, with my sword! Glo. Faith, holy uncle, 'would 'twere come to that! [Aside to the Cardinal. Car. Marry, when thou dar'st. [Aside. Glo. Make up no factious numbers for the matter, In thine own person answer thy abuse. [Aside. Car. Ay, where thou dar'st not peep: an if thou dar'st, This evening, on the east side of the grove. [Aside Believe me, cousin Gloster Had not your man put up the fowl so suddenly We had had more sport-Come with thy two-hand sword. Gle. True, uncle. Glo. Cardinal, I am with you. [Aside to Gloster. Car. Are you advis'd?-the east side of the grove? [aside. K. Hen. Why, how now, uncle Gloster? Glo. Talking of hawking; nothing else, my lord.Now, by God's mother, priest, I'll shave your crown Gle. What means this noise? Suf. Come to the king, and tell him what miracle. K. Hen. Now, God be prais'd! that to believing souls Gives light in darkness, comfort in despair? Enter the Mayor of Saint Albans, and his Brethren and Spcox, borne between two Persons in a chair his Wife and a great Multitude following. Car. Here come the townsmen on procession, To present your highness with the man. K. Hen Great is his comfort in this earthly vale, Although by his sight his sin be multiplied. Glo. Stand by, my masters, bring him near the king, His highness' pleasure is to talk with him. K. Hen. Good fellow, tell us here the circumstance, That we for thee may glorify the Lord. What, hast thou been long blind, and now restor'd? Simp. Born blind, an't please your grace. Wife. Ay, indeed, was he. Suf. What woman is this? Wife. His wife, an't like your worship. Glo. Hadst thou been his mother, thou couldst have better told. K. Hen. Where wert thou born? Simp. At Berwick in the north, an't like your grace. K.Hen. Poor soul! God's goodness hath been great to thee: Let never day nor night unhallow'd pass, But still remember what the Lord hath done. Q. Mar. Tell me, good fellow, cam'st thou here by chance, Or of devotion, to this holy shrine? Simp. God knows, of pure devotion; being call'd A hundred times, and oftner, in my sleep By good Saint Alban; who said.-Simpen.x, come; Come, offer at my shrine, and I will help thee. Wife. Most true, forsooth; and many time and oft Myself have heard a voice to call him so. Car. What, art thou lame? Simp. Ay, God Almighty help me! venture so. Simp. Alas, good master, my wife desir'd some damsons, And made me climb, with danger of my life. Glo. A subtle knave! but yet it shall not serve.— Let me see thine eyes:-wink now ;-now open them: -In my opinion yet thou see'st not well. Simp. Yes, master, clear as day; I thank God, and Saint Alban. Glo. Say'st thou me so? What colour is this cloak of? Simp. Red, master; red as blood. Glo. Why, that's well said: what colour is my gown of? Simp. Black, forsooth; coal-black, as jet. K. Hen. Why, then, thou know'st what colour jet is of? Suf. And yet, I think, jet did he never see. Glo. But cloaks, and gowns, before this day, a many. Simp. I know not. G. Nor his? Simp. No, indeed, master. Glo. What's thine own name? Simp. Saunder Simpcox, an if it please you, master. Glo. Then, Saunder, sit thou there, the lyingest knave In Christendom. If thou hadst been born blind, To nominate them all, 's impossible.- How I have lov'd my king, and commonweal: Gio. My masters of Saint Alban's, have you not bea-As, like to pitch, defile nobility, dles in your town, and things called whips? May. Yes, my lord, if it please your grace. May. Sirrah, go fetch the beadle hither straight. Glo. Now fetch me a stool hither by and by. [4 stool brought out.]-Now, sirrah, if you mean to save yourself from whipping, leap me over this stool, and run away. Simp. Alas, master, I am not able to stand alone: You go about to torture me in vain. Re-enter Attendant, with the Beadle. Gla. Well, sir, we must have you find your legs. Sirrah beadle, whip him till he leap over that same stool. Bead. I will, my lord.-Come on, sirrah; off with your doublet quickly. Simp. Alas, master, what shall I do? I am not able to stand. After the Beadle hath hit him once, he leaps over the K. Hen. O, God, see'st thou this, and bear'st so long? Glo. Let them be whipped through every market|| Enter Buckingham. K. Hen. What tidings with our cousin Buckingham? [Aside to Gloster. Gle. Ambitious churchman, leave to affiiet my Sorrow and grief have vanquish'd all my powers: Or to the meanest groom. I banish her, my bed, and company; And call these foul offenders to their answers; SCENE II.-London. The Duke of York's Garden. York. Now, my good lords of Salisbury and War- Our simple supper ended, give me leave, Edward the Third, my lords, had seven sons: War. Father, the duke hath told the truth; . right; For Richard, the first son's heir being dead, I claim the crown,) had issue-Philippe, a daughter, Sal. This Edmund, in the reign of Bolingbroke, K. Hen. O God, what mischiefs work the wicked But, to the rest. ones; Heaping confusion on their own heads thereby! Q. Mar. Gloster, see here the tainture of thy nest; York. His eldest sister, Anne, |