wrote it, or her for whom it was intended; I was therefore inclined to fend it to a Newfpaper; but hearing they are all bribed, I have taken this method of informing the right owner that he may get her original letter, by fending her fervant to me, at the Cock and Punch-Bowl in Barrack-street, Dublin. DAVID SIMPLE. THE LETTER. TO MRS. M. C. RUDD. I Received, my dear daughter, your letter at dinner, And should think from your rafhnefs, you're but a beginner, Thus abruptly to open our little connection," WIVIL. For know, that already, fo high is my station, For For here 'tis the fashion, as well as in Franee, -Those precide o'er the realm who precide o'er the dance. The prudifheft Dames now leave cards at my door, drum. Sir Charles came to me, no man could look fadder,He expected e'er this to be Lord Caffle-bladder. Sir Archy has offer'd to double my fees, If I'll forward his Patent, and haften home L-s; He talked of a motion; he knew not for what, The paper was blotted, the words were forgot; But a fumbler I hate; and it ne'er was my notion, The The foldiers come fwaggering, and curfing and fwearing, Against the damn'd Rebels, who're now past all bearing, And say that the Miniftry are but mere botches, To oppose them with armies, when two parish watches, Array'd and commanded by Conftable B1, Would foon pull the Yankies and Washington down. Jack Prancer comes here to complain of his loffes, And fays that of late he meets nothing but croffes. But what can he do though he makes fuch a pother? Grown too dull for our fide, and too blafted for t' other. He makes me long fpeeches to prove his devotion, -11; At which time there will be an Election of Schrs of the houfe. VOL. II. K And And who is fo fit that great Lawyer to follow, As Wn the fneering, the pert, and the fhallow? As for Mll, you know, for that bench I have fix'd him, Where Judge Diddle does nothing-that he may affift him. Jack Kiljoy, to fhew he obeys my commands, finking, Tho' none's more abfiemious in eating and drinking.- 'Tis true you're no foldier -but what's that to me? I am fure you have seen as much service as he. As for old Concordatum-that fund is all spent, In bribing the freemen, and paying my rent. Lord L--nes--gh and Barton are now going round, Through all their acquaintance, to raise forty pound; A fine ball I will give, if that fum they can gather, And there you fhall appear, with a fine Ostrich feather. Accept this short letter. I'll foon write another. Hark-his Lordship's below. Your affectionate Mother. THE TAYLOR, A CRAZY TALE, INSCRIBED TO THE LADIES OF BRIGHTON. BY A DIPPER. In England, there are fome profeffions, For a mere afs, An ass, by all ill-Spoken of, ill-treated. |