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Aut. If they have over heard me now: why, hanging.
Afide. Cam. How now, good fellow, Why shak'st thou so? fear not, man, Here's no harm intended to thee.
Art. I am a poor fellow, Sir.
Cam. Why, be so itill; here's no body will steal That from thee; yet for the outside of thy poverty, we must make an exchange ; therefore discase thee in. ftantly : (thou must think, there's necessity in't) and change garments with this gentleman: tho' the penny. worth, on his side, be the worst, yet hold thee, there's some boot.
Aut. I am a poor fellow, Sir; (I know ye well enough.)
Cam. Nay,, pr’ythee, dispatch: the gentleman is half flead already
Aut. Are you in ernest, Sir? (I smell the trick on't.)
Fl. Dispatch, I pr’ythee.
Aut. Indeed, I have had Earnest, but I cannot with conscience take it.
Cam. Unbuckle, unbuckle.
Per. I fee, the Play folyes,
Cam. No remedy Have
done there? Fl. Should I now meet my father, He would not call me fon.
Cam. Nay, you shall have no hat: Come, lady, come: farewel, my friend. Aut. Adieu, Sir.
Flo. O Perdita, what have we twain forgot?
Flo. Fortune speed us !
[Exit Flor, with Per. Cam. The swifter speed, the better. [Exit.
Aut. I understand the business, I hear it : to have an open ear, a quick eye, and a nimble hand, is neceffary for a cut-purse; a good nose is requisite also, to smell out work for th' other senses. I fee, this is the time that the unjust man doth thrive.
What an exchange had this been, without boot? what a boot is here, with this exchange ? sure, the Gods do this year connive at us, and we may do any thing extempore. The Prince himself is about a piece of iniquity ; stealing away from his father, with his clog at his heels. If I thought it were a piece of honesty to acquaint the King withal, I would not do't; I hold it the more knavery to conceal it ; and therein am I constant to my Profeflion.
Enter Clown and Shepherd. Alide, aside, here's more matter for a hot brain; every lane's end, every shop, church, session, hanging, yields a careful man work.
Clo. See, fee; what a man you are now! there is no other way, but to tell the King she's a Changling, and none of your fleth and blood.
Shep. Nay, but hear me.
Clo. She being none of your flesh and blood, your Mesh and blood has not offended the King; and, so, VOL. III.
your flesh and blood is not to be punish'd by him. Shew those things you found about her, those secret things, all but what The has with her; this being done, let the law go whistle ; I warrant you.
Shep. I will tell the King all, every word, yea, and his son's pranks too; who, I may say, is no honeft man neither to his father, nor to me, to go about to make me the King's brother-in-law.
Clo. Indeed, brother-in-law was the farthest off you could have been to him; and then your blood had been the dearer by I know how much an ounce. Aut. Very wisely, puppies !
[Afíde. Shep: Well; let us to the King; there is That in this Farthel will make him scratch his beard.
Aut. I know not, what impediment this Complaint may be to the flight of my master.
Clo. 'Pray heartily, he be at the Palace.
Aut. Tho' I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance : let me pocket up my Pedler's excrement. How now, rustiques, whither are you bound?
Shep. To th’ Palace, an it like your Worship.
Aut. Your affairs there, what, with whom, the condition of that farthel, the place of your dwelling, your names, your age, of what having, breeding, and any thing that is fitting for to be known, discover.
Cl. We are but plain fellows, Sir.
Aut. A lie; you are rough and hairy ; let me have no lying; it becomes none bat tradesmen, and they often give us soldiers the lie; but we pay them for it with itamped coin, not ftabbing steel, therefore they do not give us the lie.
Clo. Your Worship had like to have given us one, if you had not taken
self with the manner. Shep. Are you a Courtier, an like you, Sir ?
Aut. Whether it like me, or no, I am a Courtier. Seeft thou not the air of the Court in these enfoldings hath not my gate in it the measure of the Court? ceives not thy nose court odour from me ? reflect I not, on thy baseness, court-contempt? think'st thou, for that I infinuate, or toze from thee thy business, I am
therefore no Courtier? I am courtier, Cap-a-pè; and
Skep. My business, Sir, is to the King.
Shep. None, Sir; I have no pheasant cock, nor hen.
Aut. How bless'd are we, that are not simple men!
Clo. This cannot be but a great Courtier.
Shep. His garments are rich, but he wears them not handsomly.
Clo. He seems to be the more noble in being fantastical; a Great man, I'll warrant; I know, by the picking on's teeth.
Aut. The farthel there? what's i'th' farthel ?
Shep. Sir, there lyes such secrets in this farthel and box, which none must know but the King; and which he shall know within this hour, if I may come to th”, speech of him.
Aut. Age, thou hast lost thy labour.
Aut. The King is not at the Palace; he is gone aboard a new ship, to purge melancholy and air himself; for if thou be'st capable of things serious, thou must know, the King is full of grief.
Shep. So 'tis said, Sir, about his son that should have married a shepherd's daughter.
Aut. If that shepherd be not in hand-fast, let him fly; the curses he mall have, the tortures he shall feel, will break the back of man, the heart of monster.
Clo. Think you so, Sir ?
Aut. Not he alone shall suffer what wit can make heavy, and vengeance bitter ; but those that are gere mane to him, tho' remov'd fifty times, shall all come
under the hangman ; which tho' it be great pity, yet it is neceffary. An old sheep-whistling rogue, a ram-tender, to offer to have his daughter come into grace! fome say, he shall be fton'd; but that death is too loft for him, say I : draw our throne into a sheep.coat ! all deaths are too few, the sharpeft too easie.
Clo. Has the old man e'er a son, Sir, do you hear, an't like you, Sir?
Aut. He has a son, who shall be flay'd alive, then 'nointed over with honey, set on the head of a wasp's nest, then stand 'till he be three quarters and a dram dead; then recover'd again with Aqua-vite, or some other hot infufion; then, raw as he is, (and in the hottest day prognostication proclaims) shall he be set against a brick wall, the Sun looking with a southward eye upon him, where he is to behold him, with flies blown to death. But what talk we of these traitorly rascals, whose miseries are to be smil'd at, their offences being so capital ? Tell me, (for you seem to be honest plain
men) what you have to the King; being something gently consider'd, I'll bring you where he is aboard, tender your persons to his presence, whisper him in your behalf, and if it be in man, besides the King to effect your suits, here is a man shall do it.
Cle. He seems to be of great authority; close with him, give him gold ; and though authority be a stubborn Bear, yet he is oft led by the nose with gold; shew the inside of your purse to the outside of his hand, and no more ado. Remember, ston'd, and flay'd alive.
Shep. An't please you, Sir, to undertake the business for us, here is that gold I have ; I'll make it as much more, and leave this young man in pawn ’till I bring it you.
Aut. After I have done what I promised ?
Aut. Well, give me the moiety. Are you a party in this business?
Clo. In some fort, Sir; but tho' my case be a pitiful one, I hope, I shall not be fay'd out of it.