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make you persuade Punch to pull the string from his chops, and not move his jaw when I have a mind he should harangue. Now, I appeal to all men, if this be not contrary to that unaccountable and uncontroulable dominion, which by the laws of nature I exercise over them; for all sorts of wood and wire were made for the use and benefit of man: I have, therefore, an unquestionable right to frame, fashion, and put them together as I please; and having made them what they are, my puppets are my property, and therefore my slaves: nor is there in nature any thing more just, than the homage which is paid by a less to a more excellent being: so that by the right, therefore, of a superior genius, I am their supreme moderator, although you would insinuate, agreeably to your levelling principles, that I am myself but a great puppet, and can therefore have but a co-ordinate jurisdiction with them. I suppose, I have now sufficiently made it appear, that I have a paternal right" to keep a puppet show, and this right I will maintain in prologues on all occasions.

And, therefore, if you write a defence of yourself against this my self-defence, I admonish you to keep within bounds; for every day will not be so propitious to you as the twenty-ninth of April; and perhaps my resentment may get the better of my generosity, and I may no longer scorn to fight one who is not my equal, with unequal weapons: there are such things as scandalums magnatums; therefore, take heed hereafter how you write such things as I

13 Sir Robert Filmer published two books; one on the "Anarchy of a limited and mixed Monarchy," the other on Patriarchal Government; in which he endeavours to prove that all government was monarchical at first; that paternal is the same as royal authority, and implies despotic power, &c. &c..

cannot easily answer, for that will put me in a pas

sion.

I order you to handle only these two propositions, to which our dispute may be reduced: the first, whether I have not an absolute power, whenever I please, to light a pipe with one of Punch's legs, or warm my fingers with his whole carcass? the second, whether the devil would not be in Punch, should he by word or deed oppose my sovereign will and pleasure? and then, perhaps, I may, if I can find leisure for it, give you the trouble of a second letter.

But if you intend to tell me of the original of puppet-shows; and the several changes and revolutions that have happened in them since Thespis, and I do not care who, that is Noli me tangere! I have solemnly engaged to say nothing of what I cannot approve. Or, if you talk of certain contracts with the mayor and burgesses, or fees to the constables, for the privilege of acting, I will not write one single word about any such matters; but shall leave you to be mumbled by the learned and very ingenious author of a late book, who knows very well what is to be said and done in such cases. He is now shuffling the cards, and dealing to Timothy; but if he wins the game, I will send him to play at back-gammon with you; and then he will satisfy you, that deuce-ace makes five.

And so, submitting myself to be tried by my country, and allowing any jury of twelve good men, and true, to be that country; not excepting any unless Mr. Isaac Bickerstaff to be of the pannel, for you are neither good nor true, I bid you heartily farewell; and am,

· SIR, your loving friend,

'POWEL.'

STEELE.

INDEX.

ABSOLUTE

BSOLUTE power represented in a dance.....

Advice not asked for information, but out of fulness

and perplexity of heart...

not to be given to every body.

Esculapius falls in love with the divine Hebe........
his recipe for love

Africanus, character of.....

annuities

magnanimity of, and manner of purchasing

Age, by what rendered most agreeable......
indecent when not spent in virtue.........

Alchymist, of Ben Jonson, remarks on..............................
Alicant, castle of, surrendered.....

Allen, a player, founder of Dulwich college

Almanack, Oxford, for 1709, considered........

Alost, attempt to surprise the garrison of.............

Amanda, the happy wife of Florio, character of......... 49
Annihilation described by Milton and Dryden..........
Annuities, how purchased by Africanus......
Argyle, character of John, duke of............

Artillery company of London, description of an exer-
cise of arms performed by.....

Aspasia, a most excellent woman, character of.......... 42
first of the beauteous order of love.......

Asturias, prince of, acknowledged heir to the crown of
Spain........

Avaro, a mean-spirited rich man, described..........................
Aurengezebe, an Indian stockjobber, history of, with
his indecent manner of spending old age

BACHELOR'S Scheme to govern a wife

Bankers, why poems ought to be taken for bills by..
Barry, Mrs. an excellent player.....

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desired to act the widow at Mr. Bicker-
staff's funeral.............................

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Bath, commotions among the good company at
Bays, expedient of, to procure applause at the play-
house....
Beadlestaff's testimony of a reformation and puppet-
show at Oxford.

Bear, meaning of the word, explained...
Bear-garden of great antiquity.

Beauty, every temper to be softened by
force and efficacy of.............

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Belfry, an ignorant clown, behaviour of, at lady Dainty's 37
Bernard, a French banker, consequences of the failure
of...

offer of, to his creditors......

...3, 5, 29

Betterton, a celebrated player, account of the benefit
play of......

Bickerstaff, Isaac, an adept in astronomical specula-

tions..

1.

2

did not compound with the milliners

and toymen

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gives advice for his own sake
will of.....

Bodily wits, who....

Bicknell, or Bignell, Mrs. a comedian, commended

Billet-doux concerning a rival.......

Birth, to be proud of, the greatest of vanities.

Bracegirdle, Mrs. an excellent player.........

Bribery, a poem on........

a treatise on............

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acts the Country Wife

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Brussels postscript, a poem, remarks on ....................................

Buckley, Mr. a Drawcansir..

Bullock and Penkethman, comedians, to attend Mr.

Bickerstaff's funeral...

Busy Body, a comedy, character of.

CADOGAN, major-general, arrives at Brussels
Cælia, why so long a maid...

46

18

11

19

38

155

Camilla, account of the person who performed the cha-

racter of, in the opera......

No.

Campaign, a poem, by Addison, character of............ 43

Cancrum, merit of...

Cant of modern men of wit

Cards take the place of poetry

Careless, Frank, opposed to Fop Nice.................... 14
Ceremony, invention and use of..........

Challenge, the style of.........

Children, the manner of nursing...

Chloe, love of, makes coxcombs...

Circumspection-water, Bickerstaff's, wonderful effects

of..

Citizens distinguished from cits...............................................................................
Clarissa, love of, makes madmen.

Clidamira, a woman of distinction, a pretty lady.
Comment on stone walls........

Companions, what sort of, most desirable

Compassion often the weakest part about us...............
Conscience described....

2, 34

Contention between two ladies for the title of very

pretty

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Conversation, mutual goodwill the quintessence of...... 45

repartees in...

the most necessary talent in.......

Copenhagen poetically described by Ambrose Philips. 12
Coquetry, what

Coquettes a mischievous sect..

Corinna, a kept mistress, manner of life of, with Lim-
berham......

Country, ignorant of Mr. Bickerstaff's writings..

Country Wife, a comedy, remarks on..... ..................................................
Credit described....

Critic, great, falls into a fit at the opera...............................................
Critics of all mortals the silliest....................................................
- opposed to wits....

Custom the cause of duels........

Cynthio, adventure of, at the playhouse

dictating on the passion of love......

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effects of a bow from his mistress on....................

falls in love....

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ resolution of, and letter to his mistress thereon 35

DAMIA, a woman of distinction, a very pretty lady..... 34
Dancing displays beauty.

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