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On the SYMPATHY between the BREECHES POCKET and the Animal SPIRITS.

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HE following important difcovery is recommended to the literati in general, but more particularly to the college of phyficians; as it may be of the greatest confequence to them in their future practice.

You must know then, that a wonderful connection and fympathy have lately been obferved between the breeches pocket and the animal fpirits, which continually rife or fall as the contents of the former ebb and flow; infomuch that, from conftant obfervation, I could venture to guess at a man's current cash, by the degree of vivacity he has difcovered in his converfation. When this cutaneous refervoir is in flesh, the fpirits too are elate. When that is funk or drained, how flat, dull and infipid is every word or action! The very mufcles and features of the face are influenced by this obfcure fund of life and vigour. -The heart only proves the inert receptacle of the blood, and thofe groffer fpirits, which ferve for the animal function: But the pocket is fraught with those finer and more fublime fpirits, which conftitute the wit,and many other diftinguishing characters.

I could tell, how a certain poet's finances flood by the very subject of his mufe; gloomy elegies,biting fatires, grave foliloquies, and dull tranflations, were certain indications of the res angufta; as Pindaric odes, and pointed epigrams, intimated a fresh recruit -So a grave politician, who frequented a noted coffee-house, when thefe pocket qualms were on him, used to give the most melancholy and deplorable account of the state of the nation; the increase of taxes, abufe of the public revenue, the national debt, the decay of trade, and the excess of luxury, were the continual topicks of his difcourfe; but when the cold fit of this intermitting diforder left him, the

fcene was quite altered, and then he was eternally haranguing on the power, grandeur, or wealth of the British nation. In fhort, this barometer of ftate always rofe or fell, not as the quick, but as current filver contracted or expanded itself within is fecret cell.

Under the influence of the fame powerful charm, I have remarked a certain phyfician in the chamber of a wealthy patient, clear up his countenance, and write his recipe with infinite vivacity and good humour; but, in the abode of poverty, what a clouded brow-hopeless vibration of the head-and langour of the nerves! Like the fenfitive plant he shrunk from the cold hand of neceffity.— Not that the doctor wanted humanity; but when a patient becomes acaput mortuum, and the anima facculi expires, what fympathizing heart must not be fenfible of fo dire a change!

It is impoffible to record a tenth part of the wonderful effects this latent fource of life and fpirits has produced on the animal economy. What fmiles of complacency, and cringing adulation to my lord Bloodrich, who no fooner turns his back, than contempt and derikon overtakes him! What can this be owing to, but the fecret influence of the divinity which threw a fort of awe and veneration about him? What but this magic power could have tranf formed Ned Traffick into a gentleman, juftice Allpaunch into a wit, or 'fquire Jolter into a man of tafte? What but this could have given poignancy to the most infipid jokes, and weight to the most fuperficial arguments of alderman Heavyfide? What lefs than this divinity could make circumcifion become uncircumcifion; convert Gideonites to

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It is this, that with more than tutelary power protects its votaries from infults and oppreffions; that filences the enraged accufer, and fnatches the fword from the very hand of justice. Towns and cities, like Jericho, without any miracle, have fallen flat before it; it hath flopped the mouths of cannon, and more furprifing ftill, of faction and flander.

It has thrown a fort of glory about the globofe and opaque fkulls of quorum justices; it has imparted a dread and reverence to the enfigns of authority :-And strange, and paffing

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ftrange to fay, it has made youth and beauty fly into the arms of old age and impotence; given charms to deformity and deteftation; transformed Hymen into Mammon, and the god of love into a fatyr.-It has built bridges without foundations, libraries without books, hofpitals without endowments, and churches without benefices. It has turned confcience into a deift, honour into a pimp, courage into a modern officer, and honelty into a stock-jobber. In short, there is nothing wonderful it has not effected, except making us wife, virtuous, and happy.

ARABIAN ANECDOTE. HREE Arabs, brethren of a noble family, who were travelling together for the improvement of their minds, were accidentally met by a camel driver, who asked them, if they had not feen a camel, which had ftrayed from him in the night. Was not the camel blind of an eye?' faid the eldest. Yes,' faid the man. • It had a tooth out before,' faid the fecond. It is very true,' he replied. Was it not a little lame?' added the third. Why really it was,' returned the owner. Taking it for granted then, that they had feen his beaft, he befought then to tell him which way it went. Follow us, friend,' faid they. He did fo, and had not gone far, till he happened to fay, that the camel was loaden with corn. And it had, continued the Arabians, a veffel of oil on one fide, and a veffel of honey on the other. It had fo, faid the driver; therefore let me conjure you to tell me where you met it. Met it! cried the eldest of the brethren, why we never faw your camel at all.The man lofing pati

ence at this, began to load them with reproaches; and as they were paffing through a village, he raised the people, and caufed them to be apprehended. The Cadi or Judge of the town, before whom they were brought not being able to determine the cause, fent them to the prince of the country, who, perceiving by their behaviour, that they were perfons of diftinction, fet them at liberty, lodged them in his palace, and treated them with all imaginable refpect.After fome days, he took an occafion of politely requefting, that they would clear up the mystery of the camel, and explain how they could poffibly hit upon fo many particulars, without ever having feen it. The young men fmiled at the importunity of the prince; and after having returned him abundance of thanks for the civilities they had received, the fenior of the brethren thus fpoke: We are neither deceivers nor necromancers; neither did we use any other inftruments of divination than our fenfes and reafon: for my part, I judged it

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If this story was a fact, it is not improbable, that from this circumftance arofe that oriental proverb;-" If any one afk you, if you have feen the camel, antwer "No!" i, er do not, by impertinent conversation, involve yourself in difficulties.

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was blind, because, as we went along, I obferved the grafs eaten up on one fide of the road, and not on the other. And I, faid the fecond, gueffed it had loft a tooth before, as where the grass was cropped clofeft, there was conftantly a little tuft left behind. And I, added the third, concluded it was lame, because the prints of three feet were diftinct in the road, whence I concluded, that the animal had dragged it, and did not fet it to the ground. All this I apprehend, faid the king; but how in the name of wonder, could you discover that oil and honey made a part of its loading? Why, rejoined the travellers; this, upon finding our firft furmife was right, we afterwards conjectured, from remembering we had feen, on one fide of the path, little troops of ants ferreting the grafs, and on the other, the flies affembled here and there in groups, infomuch

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Whether, Sir, this eaftern anecdote be true or falle, matters not much, fince, in either case, it exactly reprefents what it was meant to exprefs, the quick thought and deep penetration of the Arabs. In application, it recommends that clofe attention which is fo requifite in matters of importance. Without this, genius and judgment are at beft but defective, and this talent hath often led perfons, in other respects, not greatly diftinguished, to make difcoveries of confequence in philofophy, agriculture, and other sciences. No where, I prefume, is this faculty more neceffary, than in chymical refearches.-In my business,the foolish and the heedlefs are ready to fay, • I did not think;' but the motto of the diligent and attentive will ever be "quid utile ;-Cura et rogo, et omnis, in hoc fum.." [The Bee.

CAT. profecution of which jaunt the fomachful animal must have paffed the Patuxent river, at least two miles wide, but then frozen over; it being in February when the fact occurred.

The TRAVELLING ATE in the year 1791, a cat was taken on board a veffel in the river Potowmack, and brought round through Chesapeak bay into the Patuxent, a circuitous diftance of more than fifty miles. Upon being landed he was conveyed to a houfe three or four miles diftant from the laft mentioned river, in Calvert county,where the continued several weeks. While here, the cat incurred her owner's difpleasure by regaling herself with fome choice provifions that had been fet apart for his own ufe, in confequence of which he was fentenced to receive a whipping, which was accordingly executed. Not relifhing this affront, the forfook the house, and returned to the place from which he had been originally taken, a diftance of between twenty and thirty miles in a diṛcâ line, in the

The manner in which the animal was conveyed, and the diftance of the place it left from that to which it returned, evinces the existence of a faculty in the brute creation, which though rarely exercifed by them, cannot be controverted or denied. I cannot perfuade myself that it can be wholly attributed to inftin&t. Man, endowed with fuperior faculties in other refpects, muft, in this, yield to the fuperior qualities of irrational animals, as fimilar facts have occur. red with regard to other tribes of that part of nature's animated creation we take upon ourselves to call butal.

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For the NEW-YORK MAGAZINE. The GLEANER.No. II. HERE is a natural propenfity in the human mind to enquire into the things of futurity. This, probably, proceeds from our infatiable love of existence, and a defire of progreffing in the chain of being. It is owing to this almoft ir refiftible impulfe, that perfons of every ftation, "quit their fpheres and rufh into the fkies." When the fubpject of enquiry refpects our own fpecies it is natural, and perhaps proper to be pursued; providing we do not allow ourselves to be carried by imagination into the airy régions of fancy, and raife a fuperftructure upon the tranfitory bafis of a cloud; but rather give ourfelves up to the furer guidance of that fober matron, Reafon; and build our foundation on Truth, that immutable and eternal rock. Thefe obfervations are intended as introductory to an enquiry into the flate of the foul during the intermediate space between the death and refurrection of the body. The fubject in itself is difficult, and therefore will be particularly fo to a novice in metaphyfical fpeculation.

Our enquiry would feem to involve a long contested question refpecting the nature of the foul; whether it is the refult of mechanifm; or whether it is a principle diftinct from, and oppofite in its nature to innert matter, but dependant on the perfet organization of fome material vehicle, for the reception and communication of intelligence. Notwithstanding the labour of MateriaJifts to establish their fentiments, we think that the oppofite opinion is capable of being fupported by the moft incontrovertible arguments: there. fore we fhall difmifs the question, referring to thofe publications which have been written exprefsly on the fubject.

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There are two popular opinions refpecting the flate of the foul during the intermediate period; the one fuppoles that it fleeps or remains in a lethargic ftate, and that at the general refurrection it awakes as from "a dream or momentary vifion: the other, that it enters into the immedi ate fruition of confummate happinefs, or into a state of the most abject mifery. Could the opinion of Materialifts be eftablifhed, that what we call mind, is the refult of organization, the former opinion would confequently be true, and therefore all enquiry into the fubject would be ufelefs; because, according to their doctrines, the foul cannot have an exiflence when the body is mouldered into duft, which would destroy its organization. The Materialifts therefore muft, in confiftency with their own fentiments, believe, that the fouì fleeps (or is annihilated) 'till the general judgment; and indeed it is not improbable but that this opinion originated in the doctrines of materialifm. The idea of thofe who fuppofe the foul to fleep, appears to be fanctioned by texts of feripture fimilar to thefe." I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are afleep.". "Them alfo which fleep in Jefus, will God bring with him."The word fleep is ufed here metaphorically for death; for dying and fleeping are frequently used as fynonymous terms throughout the fcriptures. To be in Chrift-to fleep in Chrift-to die in Chrift-to die in the faith, fignify the famé. (1 Cor. xv. 18.— 2 Thef. iv. 10.-Heb. xi. 13.)— Moreover, the metaphor of fleep is only applied to the body. Matt. xxvii. 52. The graves were opened, and many bodies of faints which flept, arose.”—Acts xiii. 36, 37. " David,

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after he had in his own age ferved the will of God, fell on fleep, and was laid with his fathers, and faw corruption: But he whom God raifed faw no corruption."-Now, that part of David which flept, and was laid with his fathers and faw corruption; and that part of Chrift which faw no corruption, was the body; for it would be abfurd to fuppofe the foul fubject to corruption. It is therefore the body which is faid in fcripture to die, or to fleep, and not the foul. The metaphor of fleep for death, was fo common in ancient times, that the primitive Chriftians called their burying grounds fleeping places. This opinion is not only unfupported by fcripture, but abfoJutely contrary to many parts of it. In the parable of the rich man and Lazarus, the ftates of the righteous and wicked are defcribed immediately after death; but they are fo de fcribed that it is evident that the fouls of neither fleep. The Saviour fays to the penitent thief," this day fhalt thou be with me in Paradife," not in a place of infenfibility.-St. Paul, in his Epistle to the Philippians, expreffes an ardent defire to depart and be with Chrift, “ which is far better than to continue in the flesh :" But moved by benevolence towards his fellow Chriftians, and the good of the Church, he is content to remain in tribulation. The Apoftle expreffes a full confidence that if he were to depart, he would be with Chrift: but was he on the contrary, to enter upon an inactive state after death, he certainly had never panted fanxiously for diffolution; for while he continued here he could enjoy and glorify his God." Therefore we are always confident, knowing that while we fojourn in the flesh, we are abfent from the Lord; we are confident, I fay, and willing, rather to be a fent from the body, and to be prefent with the Lord."-To be

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with Chrift, or to be prefent with the Lord, implies a state of happinefs, according to the Apostle's reafoning and conduct. If our fouls fleep, Chrift alfo fleeps, for all shall be with him.-The Apostle Peter fays, that Chrift preached to the Anti-deluviaus, who were then confined in prifon for trefpaffing by continued dif obedience on the long fuffering of God. It is manifeftly evident, that thefe difobedient fpirits had not been in a dormant ftate, from the time of Noah till the time of Chrift; but in a state of punishment. 1 Pe ter iii. 19, 20.-iv. 6.

If the foul afcends immediately to the full enjoyment of happiness, or is doomed to immediate mifery after death, as the latter opinion fuppofes, I

would with reverence afk, if it would not fupercede the neceffity of a general judgment. For if the foul enters upon its unchangeable ftate, it is to be fuppofed that the trial is over, and the irrevocable fentence palled. The Saviour, in comforting the dy ing penitent malefactor, affures him, that on the very day of their cruci fixion he should be with him in Paradife; and after his refurrection, fays, "touch me not, for I have not yet a fcended to my Father ;" which clearly indicates, that Paradife is not the Heaven of Heavens, or the place in which Infinity manifefts himself in a more particular manner; but probably the third Heaven into which St. Paul was tranflated. Is it not probable, that the fouls of the deceafed exift in this Paradise during the intermediate fpace ?

It is probable, that man is a be ing compounded of foul, body, and fpirit. The foul, a pure immaterial principle; the body, an organized mafs of innert matter; the fpirit, & connecting medium between body and foul. Several paffages in fcrip ture countenance the conjecture. "I pray God your foul, fpirit, and body

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