The MAGPIE and ROBIN RED-BREAST: ATALE, by Peter Pindar. MAGPIE, in the spirit of romance, A Much like the fam'd Reformers now of France, Flew from the dwelling of an old Poiffarde; That is, call'd names, and got a fop for his reward. Red-hot with Monarch roafting coals, Just like his old fish-thund'ring Dame, He left the Queen of crabs, and plaice, and foles, Arriv'd at evening's philofophic hour, He rested on a rural antique tow'r, Some Baron's castle in the days of old; Sent mighty chiefs to fee the Devil, Leaving behind, their bodies for rich mould, Perch'd on the wall, he cocks his tail and eye, All on a fudden, Maggot ftarts and stares, A modeft warble melted on his ear, A plaintive, foothing, folitary fong A ftealing, timid, unprefuming found, That hufh'd (a death-like paufe) the rude Sublime. Who, pulling up his fpindle-fhanks with speed, A la Françoife, upon the spray Where a lone Red-breast pour'd to eve, his lay. He conn'd the dufky warbler o'er and o'er, "What "What-Bobby! dam'me, is it you 46 Join me, and foon in riot will we revel: "I'll teach thee how to curfe, and call folks names, "And prove thou haft a bit of foul: "Soon fhalt thou fee old ftupid London dance; "There will we fhine immortal knaves; "Not steal unknown, like cuckoos, to our graves, "Who'd be that monkish, cloister'd thing, a mufcle? "That thou shouldft choose this spot, is monftrous odd "Sir!" like one thunder-ftricken, ftaring wide- aye, my boy"So come, let's play the devil, and enjoy." "Flames!" quoth the Robin-" and in riot revel, "No!-blush then, Bob, and follow me, and learn." "Excufe me, Sir," the modeft Hermit cried"Hell's not the hobby-horfe I wish to ride. "Hell!" laugh'd the Magpie, " hell no longer dread: Why, Bob, in France the Devil's lately dead: "Damnation vulgar to a Frenchman's hearing- "And God and Heav'n are grown a standing jeft. "As for your Saviour of a wicked world, Long from his confequence has he been hurl'd : "They "They do acknowledge fuch a man, d'ye fee; "Well! now thou fully art convinc'd-let's go.' In Thomas Paine the Magpie doth appear: An APOLOGY for KINGS. By the fame. A S want of candour really is not right, I own my Satire too inclin'd to bite: Look on their poverty of education ! Jove-like, to fhake the pillars of creation! An inftance take:-A King of this great Land, Did vifit Sal'fbury's old church fo fair: An Earl of Pembroke was the Monarch's guide; And into the Cathedral ftole the Pair. The Verger met them in his blue filk gown, Low as an afs to lick a lack of hay: Looking the frighten'd Verger through and through, "What, what, Sir?-hey, Sir?" deign'd the King to say. "I am the Verger here, most mighty * King: VOL. III, No. 5. H "In The reader will be pleafed to obferve, that the Verger, of all the fons of the Church, was the only one entrusted with the Royal Intention! ! ! "In this Cathedral I do ev'ry thing; "Sweep it, an't please ye, Sir, and keep it clean." Then turn'd the King about towards the Peer, And wink'd, and laugh'd; then whifper'd in his ear, "Hey, hey-what, what-fine fellow, 'pon my word: "I'll knight him, knight him, knight him-hey, my Lord ?" Then with his glass, as hard as eye could ftrain, He kenn'd the trembling Verger o'er again. "He's a poor Verger, Sire," his Lordship cry'd: "Six-pence would handsomely requite him." 39 "Poor Verger, Verger, hey?" the King reply'd: "No, no, then, we won't knight him-no, won't knight him." Now to the lofty roof the King did raise His glafs, and kipp'd it o'er with founds of praife; «Fine roof this, Mafter Verger, quite complete; "What, Verger, what? mop, mop it once a week?" "An't please your Majefty," with marv'ling chops, The Verger anfwer'd, "we have got no mops "In Sal'fb'ry that will reach fo high." "Not mop, no, no, not mop it," quoth the King- M ORAL. This little anecdote doth plainly fhow That Ignorance, a King too often lurches ; For, hid from Art, Lord! how fhould Monarchs know STORY THE SECOND. FROM Sal'fb'ry Church to Wilton House fo grand, Return'd the mighty Ruler of the land My Lord, you've got fine ftatues," faid the King. "A few! beneath your royal notice, Sir," Replied Lord Pembroke Stir, my Lord, ftir, ftir; "Let's fee them all, all, all, all, ev'ry thing. "Who's this? who's this?-who's this fine fellow here?" "Sefoftris," bowing low, replied the Peer. "Sir Softris, hey?-Sir Softris ?-'pon my word! 44 Knight or a Baronet, my Lord?" "One of my making ?-what, my Lord, my making This, with a vengeance, was mistaking! Se-foftris, "Se-foftris, Sire," fo foft, the Peer reply'd- "Pray, pray, my Lord, who's that big fellow there ?" "Strong fellow, hey, my Lord? ftrong fellow, hey? "Kill'd fnakes, great fnakes, that in a cradle found him- OUR Moral is not merely water-gruel It shows that curiofity's a jewel! It shows with Kings that Ignorance may dwell: As information to great Folk, is hell: I: fhows that Decency may live with Kings, T. SENSIBILITY. From the Comic Opera of "The Woodman." WEET inmate-SENSIBILITY! How pure thy tranfports flow, When even grief that fprings from thee, Without thee-where's the figh of Love, Or blush by grace refin'd? Where Friendship's facred tear, to prove The triumph of the mind? FEMALE CHARACTER, OMAN, charming, lovely creature, WGentle, modeft, graceful thing; Moft refined work of nature, Fairer than the flow'ry fpring. Queen of every gentle paffion, J. H. Monthly |