Ther. Thy knower, Patroclus; Then tell me, Pa troclus, what art thou? Patr. Thou mayest tell, that knowest. Ther. I'll decline the whole question. Agamem- Ther. Peace, fool; I have not done. Achil. He is a privileged man. Proceed, Thersites. Ther. Agamemnon is a fool; Achilles is a fool; Thersites is a fool; and, as aforesaid, Patroclus is a fool. and Ajax. in with me, Thersites. [Exit. Achil. Patroclus, I'll speak with nobody;-Come Ther. Here is such patchery, such juggling, and such knavery! all the argument is, a cuckold, and a whore; A good quarrel, to draw emulous factions, and bleed to death upon. Now the dry serpigo on the subject! and war, and lechery, confound all! [Exit, Agam. Where is Achilles? Patr. Within his tent; but ill-dispos'd, my lord. Agam. Let it be known to him, that we are here. He shent our messengers; and we lay by be told so; lest, perchance, I shall say so to him. [Exit. Ulyss. We saw him at the opening of his tent; He is not sick. Ajax. Yes, lion-sick, sick of proud heart: you may call it melancholy, if you will favour the man; but, by my head, 'tis pride: But why, why? let him show us a cause. A word, my lord. [Takes Agamemnon aside. Nest. What moves Ajax thus to bay at him? Ulyss. Achilles hath inveigled his fool from him. Nest. Who? Thersites? Ulyss. He. his argument. Nest. Then will Ajax lack matter, if he have lost his argument; Achilles. Nest. All the better; their fraction is more our wish, than their faction: But it was a strong composure, a fool could disunite. Ulyss. The amity, that wisdom knits not, folly may easily untie. Here comes Patroclus, And underwrite in an observing kind His humorous predominance; yea, watch Patr. I shall; and bring his answer presently. [Exit. Agam. In second voice we'll not be satisfied, We come to speak with him. Ulysses, enter. [Exit Ulysses. Ajax. What is he more than another ? Agam. No more than what he thinks he is. Ajax. Is he so much? Do you not think, he thinks himself a better man than I am? Agam. No question. Ajax. Will you subscribe his thought, and sayhe is ? Agam. No, noble Ajax; you are as strong, as valiant, as wise, no less noble, much more gentle, and altogether more tractable. Ajax. Why should a man be proud? How doth pride grow out know not what pride is. Agam. Your mind's the clearer, Ajax, and your virtues the fairer. He that is proud, eats up himself: pride is his own glass, his own trumpet, his own chronicle; and whatever praises itself but in the deed, devours the deed in the praise. Ajax. I do hate a proud man, as I hate the engendering of toads. Nest. And yet he loves himself: Is it not strange? [Aside. Cry No recovery. Agam. Let Ajax go to him.Dear lord, go you and greet him in his tent: "Tis said, he holds you well; and will be led, At your request, a little from himself. Úlyss. O Agamemnon, let it not be so! Enter his thoughts,-save such as do revolve No, this thrice-worthy and right valiant lord As amply titled as Achilles is, By going to Achilles: That were to enlard his fat-already pride; And add more coals to Cancer, when he burns With entertaining great Hyperion. This lord go to him! Jupiter forbid; Nest. O, this is well; he rubs the vein of him. Much attribute he hath; and much the reason Why we ascribe it to him: yet all his virtues, And say in thunder-Achilles, go to him. Not virtuously on his own part beheld, [Aside. Do, in our eyes, begin to lose their gloss; Dio. And how his silence drinks up this applause! Yea, like fair fruit in an unwholesome dish, [Aside. Are like to rot untasted. Go and tell bin, We come to speak with him: And you shall not sin, Over the face. Ajax. If I go to him, with my arm'd fist, I'll pash [him If you do say we think him over-proud, And under-honest; in self-assumption greater, Ajax. An he be proud with me, I'll pheeze his pride: Here tend the savage strangeness he puts on; [self Disguise the holy strength of their command, Ulyss. Not for the worth that hangs upon our Ajax. A paltry, insolent fellow,- [quarrel. Nest. Himself! Ajax. Ulyss. How he describes Pan. Grace! not so, friend; honour and lordship Can he not be sociable ? Chides blackness. The raven I will let his humours blood. are my titles:-What music is this? Pan. Know you the musicians! Serv. Wholly, sir. [Aside. Serv. I do but partiy know, sir; it is music in parts. [Aside. Ajax. tient. Agam. He'll be physician, that should be the pa[Aside. Wit would be out of fashion. [Aside. Praise him that got thee, she that gave thee suck: To sinewy Ajax. I'll not praise thy wisdom, He must, he is, he cannot but be wise: But pardon, father Nestor, were your days Be rui'd by him, lord Ajax. Ulyss. There is no tarrying here; the hart Achilles Keeps thicket. Please it our great general Agam. Go we to council. Let Achilles sleep: Light boats sail swift, though greater hulks draw [Exeunt. deep. ACT 111. SCENE I. Troy. A Room in Priam's Palace. Enter Pandarus and a Servant. Pan. Friend! you! pray you, a word: Do not you follow the young lord Paris? Serv. Ay, sir, when he goes before me. Pan. You do depend upon him, I mean? Serv. Sir, I do depend upon the lord. Pan. You do depend upon a noble gentleman; I must needs praise him. Serv. The lord be praised! Pan. You know me, do you not? Serv. 'Faith, sir, superficially. Pan. Who play they to? Serv. To the hearers, sir. Pan. At whose pleasure, friend? Serv. At mine, sir, and theirs that love music. Pan. Command, I mean, friend. Serv. Who shall I command, sir ? Pan. Friend, we understand not one another; I am too courtly, and thou art too cunning: At whose request do these men play! Serv. That's to't, indeed, sir: Marry, sir, at the request of Paris, my lord, who is there in person; with him, the mortal Venus, the heart-blood of beauty, love's invisible soul, Pan. Who, my cousin Cressida? Serv. No, sir, Helen; Could you not find out that by her attributes. Pan. It should seem, fellow, that thou hast not seen the lady Cressida. I come to speak with Paris from the prince Troilus: I will make a complimental assault upon him, for my business seeths. Serv. Sodden business! there's a stewed phrase, indeed! Enter Paris and Helen, attended. Pan. Fair be to you, my lord, and to all this fair company! fair desires, in all fair measure, fairly guide them! especially to you, fair queen! fair thoughts be your fair pillow! Helen. Dear lord, you are full of fair words. Pan. You speak your fair pleasure, sweet queen.Fair prince, here is good broken music. Par. You have broke it, cousin and, by my life, you shall make it whole again; you shall piece it out with a piece of your performance:-Nell, he is full of harmony. Pan. Truly, lady, no. Helen. O, sir, Pan. Rude, in sooth; in good sooth, very rude. Par. Well said, my lord! well, you say so in fits. Pan. I have business to my lord, dear queen: My lord, will you vouchsafe me a word? Helen. Nay, this shall not hedge us out we'll hear you sing, certainly. Pan. Well, sweet queen, you are pleasant with me. -But (marry) thus, my lord, My dear lord, and most esteemed friend, your brother Troilus Helen. My lord Pandarus; honey-sweet lord,Pan. Go to, sweet queen, go to: -commends himself most affectionately to you. Helen. You shall not bob us out of our melody; If you do, our melancholy upon your head! Pan. Sweet queen, sweet queen; that's a sweet queen, i'faith. Helen. And to make a sweet lady sad, is a sour offence. Pan. Nay, that shall not serve your turn; that shall it not, in truth, la. Nay, I care not for such words; no, no. And, my lord, he desires you, that if the king call for him at supper, you will make his ex Pan. Friend, know me better; I am the lord Pan-have, sweet queen. darus. Serv. I hope, I shall know your honour better. Pan. I do desire it. Serv. You are in the state of grace. [Music within. Helen. She shall have it, my lord, if it be not my lord Paris. Pan. He! no, she'll none of him; they two are twain. Helen. Falling in, after falling out, may make them three. Pan. Come, come, I'll hear no more of this; I'll sing you a song now. Helen. Ay, ay, pr'ythee now. By my troth, sweet lord, thou hast a fine forehead. this love will undo Pan. Ay, you may, you may. Helen. Let thy song be love us all. O Cupid, Cupid, Cupid! Pan. Love! ay, ay, that it shall, i'faith. Par. Ay, good now, love, love, nothing but love. Pan. In good troth, it begins so: Love, love, nothing but love, still more I For, oh, love's bow The shaft confounds, Not that it wounds, But tickles still the sore. These lovers cry-Oh! oh! they die! So dying love lives still: Oh! oh! groans out for ha! hal ha! Hey ho! Helen. In love, i'faith, to the very tip of the nose. Par. He eats nothing but doves, love; and that breeds hot blood, and hot blood begets hot thoughts, and hot thoughts beget hot deeds, and hot deeds is love. Pan. Is this the generation of love? hot blood, hot thoughts, and hot deeds!-Why, they are vipers: Is love a generation of vipers? Sweet lord, who's a-field to-day? Par. Hector, Deiphobus, Helenus, Antenor, and all I the gallantry of Troy: I would fain have armed to-night, but my Nel would not have it so. How chance my brother Troilus went not? Helen. He hangs the lip at something;-you know all, lord Pandarus. Pan. Not I, honey-sweet queen.- I long to hear how they sped to-day. You'll remember your brother's excuse. Par. To a hair. Pan. Farewell, sweet queen. Helen. Commend me to your niece. Pan. I will, sweet queen. For the capacity of my ruder powers: Re-enter Pandarus. Pan. She's making her ready, she'll come straight: you must be witty now. She does so blush, and fetches her wind so short, as if she were frayed with a sprite: I'll fetch her. It is the prettiest villain :she fetches her breath as short as a new-ta'en spar[Exit. row. Tro. Even such a passion doth embrace my bosom: My heart beats thicker than a feverous pulse; And all my powers do their bestowing lose, Like vassalage at unawares encount'ring The eye of majesty. Enter Pandarus and Cressida. Pan. Come, come, what need you blush? shame's a baby. Here she is now swear the oaths now to her, that you have sworn to me. What, are you gone again? you must be watched ere you be made tame, must you? Come your ways, come your ways; an you draw backward, we'll put you i'the fills.Why do you not speak to her? Come, draw this curtain, and let's see your picture. Alas the day, how loath you are to offend day-light! an 'twere dark, you'd close sooner. So, so; rub on, and kiss the mistress. How now? a kiss in fee-farm? build there, carpenter; the air is sweet. fight your hearts out, ere I part you. The falcon as the tercel, for all the ducks i'the river: go to, go to. you shall Nay, you s Tro. You have bereft me of all words, lady. she'll bereave you of the deeds too, if she call your [Exit. Tro. O Cressida, how often have I wished me thus ? Cres. Wished, my lord? The gods grant!-0, my lord! Tro. What should they grant? what makes this pretty abruption? What too curious dreg espies my sweet lady in the fountain of our love? Cres. More dregs than water, if my fears have eyes. Tro. Fears make devils cherubims; they never see truly. [you [Exit. A Retreat sounded. Par. They are come from field: let us to Priam's hall. To greet the warriors. Sweet Helen, I must woo To help unarm our Hector his stubborn buckles, With these your white enchanting fingers touch'd, Shall more obey, than to the edge of steel, Or force of Greekish sinews; you shall do more Than all the island kings, disarm great Hector. Helen. 'Twill make us proud to be his servant, Yea, what he shall receive of us in duty, [Paris: Give us more palm in beauty than we have; Yea, overshines ourself. Par. Sweet, above thought I love thee. [Exeunt. SCENE II. The same. Pandarus' Orchard. Enter Pandarus and a Servant, meeting. Pan. How now? where's thy master? at my cousin Cressida's? Serv. No, sir; he stays for you to conduct him thither. Enter Troilus. Pan. O, here he comes.-How now, how now? Tro. Sirrah, walk off. [Exit Servant. Pan. Have you seen my cousin? Tro. No, Pandarus: I stalk about her door, strange soul Like a strange soul upon the Stygian banks Propos'd for the deserver! O gentle Pandarus, Pan. Walk here i'the orchard, I'll bring her straight. [Exit. Tro. I am giddy; expectation whirls me round. The imaginary relish is so sweet That it enchants my sense; What will it be, When that the watery palate tastes indeed Love's thrice-reputed nectar? death, I fear me; Swooning destruction; or some joy too fine, Foo subtle-potent, tun'd too sharp in sweetness, Cres. Blind fear, that seeing reason leads, finds safer footing than blind reason stumbling without fear: To fear the worst, oft cares the worst. Tro. O, let my lady apprehend no fear in all Cupid's pageant there is presented no monster. Cres. Nor nothing monstrous neither. Tro. Nothing, but our undertakings; when we vow to weep seas, live in fire, eat rocks, tame tigers; thinking it harder for our mistress to devise imposition enough, than for us to undergo any difficulty imposed. This is the monstruosity in love, lady, that the will is infinite, and the execution contined; that the desire is boundless, and the act a slave to limit. Cres. They say, all lovers swear more performance than they are able, and yet reserve an ability that they never perform; vowing more than the perfection of ten, and discharging less than the tenth part of one. They that have the voice of lions, and the act of hares, are they not monsters? Tro. Are there such? such are not we: Praise us as we are tasted, allow us as we prove; our head shall go bare, till merit crown it: no perfection in reversion shall have a praise in present: we will not name desert, before his birth; and, being born, his addition shall be humble. Few words to fair faith: Troilus shall be such to Cressid, as what envy can say worst, shall be a mock for his truth; and what truth can speak truest, not truer than Troilus. Cres. Will you walk in, my lord ? Re-enter Pandarus. Pan. What, blushing still? have you not done talking yet? Cres. Well, uncle, what folly I commit, I dedicate to you. Pan. I thank you for that; if my lord get a boy of you, you'll give him me: Be true to my lord: if he ilinch, chide me for it. Tro. You know now your hostages; your uncle's word, and my firm faith. Pan. Nay, I'll give my word for her too; our kindred, though they be long ere they are wooed, they are constant, being won they are burs, I can tell you: they'll stick where they are thrown. Cres. Boldness comes to me now, and brings me heart: Prince Troilus, I have lov'd you night and day, Tro. Why was my Cressid then so hard to win? But, though I lov'd you well, I woo'd you not; Of speaking first. Sweet, bid me hold my tongue; The thing I shall repent. See, see, your silence, Tro. And shall, albeit sweet music issues thence. Cres. My lord, I do beseech you, pardon me; 'Twas not my purpose, thus to beg a kiss: I am asham'd: - heavens! what have I done?For this time will I take my leave, my lord. Tro. Your leave, sweet Cressid? Pan. Leave! an you take leave till to-morrow morning, Cres. Pray you, content you. Tro. What offends you, lady? Cres. Sir, mine own company. Tro. Yourself. Cres. Let me go and try: You cannot shun I have a kind of self resides with you; Where is my wit? I know not what I speak. Tro. Well know they what they speak, that speak so wisely. [love; Cres. Perchance, my lord, I show more craft than And fell so roundly to a large confession, To angle for your thoughts: But you are wise; Or else you love not; For to be wise, and love, Exceeds man's might; that dwells with with gods above. Tro. O, that I thought it could be in a woman Might be affronted with the match and weight Cres. In that I'll war with you. O virtuous fight, When right with right wars who shall be most right! As true as steel, as plantage to the moon, As sun to day, as turtle to her mate, As iron to adamant, as earth to the centre,- As truth's authentic author to be cited, As true as Troilus shall crown up the verse, And sanctify the numbers. Cres. Prophet may you bel If I be false, or swerve a hair from truth, When time is old and hath forgot itself, When water-drops have worn the stones of Troy, And blind oblivion swallow'd cities up, And mighty states characterless are grated To dusty nothing; yet let memory, From false to false, among false maids in love, Upbraid my falsehood! when they have said-as false As air, as water, wind, or sandy earth, As fox to lamb, as wolf to heifer's calf, Pard to the hind, or stepdame to her son; Yea, let them say, to stick the heart of falsehood, As false as Cressid. Pan. Go to, a bargain made seal it, seal it; I'll be the witness.-Here I hold your hand; here, my cousin's. If ever you prove false one to another, since I have taken such pains to bring you together, let all pitiful goers-between be called to the world's end after my name, call them all-Pandars; let all inconstant men be Troiluses, all false women Cressids, and all brokers-between Pandars! say, amen. Tro. Amen. SCENE III. The Grecian Camp. Enter Agamemnon, Ulysses, Diomedes, Nestor, Ajax, Menelaus, and Calchas. Cal. Now, princes, for the service I have done you, As new into the world, strange, unacquainted: Let Diomedes bear him, Dio. This shall I undertake; and 'tis a burden Which I am proud to bear. [Exeunt Dio, and Cal. Enter Achilles and Patroclus, before their Tent. Lay negligent and loose regard upon him:--- To use between your strangeness and his pride, A form of strangeness as we pass along;- Achil. What, comes the general to speak with me? You know my mind, I'll fight no more 'gainst Troy. Agam.W That says Achilles? would he aught with us? Nest. Would you, my lord, aught with the general? Achil. No. Nest. Nothing, my lord. Agam. The better. [Exeunt Agamemnon and Nestor. Achil. Men. How do you? how do you? Achila Good day, good day. [Exit. Ajax. How now, Patroclus? What, does the cuckold scorn me? As done: Perseverance, dear my lord, way, Or, like a gallant horse fallen in first rank, Lie there for pavement to the abject rear, [present, O'errun and trampled on: Then what they do in Though less than yours in past, must o'ertop yours: For time is like a fashionable host, That slightly shakes his parting guest by the hand; And with his arins out-stretch'd, as he would fly, Grasps-in the comer: Welcome ever smiles, And farewell goes out sighing. O, let not virtue seek Remuneration for the thing it was; For beauty, wit, Which when they fall, as being slippery standers, The love that lean'd on them, as slippery too, Do one pluck down another, and together High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service, Love, friendship, charity, Die in the fall. But 'tis not so with me: To envious and calumniating time. Fortune and I are friends; I do enjoy At ample point all that I did possess, One touch of nature makes the whole world kin,That all, with one consent, praise new-born gawds, Something not worth in me such rich beholding Save these men's looks; who do, methinks, find out Though they are made and moulded of things past; As they have often given. Here is Ulysses; And give to dust, that is a little gilt, More laud than gilt o'er-dusted. I'll interrupt his reading. The present eye praises the present object: How now, Ulysses? Then marvel not, thou great and complete man, Ulyss. Now, great Thetis' son? That all the Greeks begin to worship Ajax; Achil. What are you reading? Since things in motion sooner catch the eye, Ulyss. Writes me, That man-how dearly ever parted, And still it might; and yet it may again, How much in having, or without, or in, If thou wouldst not entomb thyself alive, Cannot make boast to have that which he hath, And case thy reputation in thy tent: Nor feels not what he owes, but by reflection; As when his virtues shining upon others A strange fellow here Than what not stirs. The cry went once on thee, Heat them, and they retort that heat again To the first giver. Achil. This is not strange, Ulysses. The beauty that is borne here in the face, To others' eyes; nor doth the eye itself Till it hath travell'd, and is married there, Ulyss. I do not strain at the position, Nor doth he of himself know them for aught Till he behold them form'd in the applause Heavens, what a man is there I a very horse; And poor in worth! Now shall we see to-morrow, How some men creep in skittish fortune's hall, Achil. I do believe it: for they pass'd by me, Whose glorious deeds, but in these fields of late, Made emulous missions 'mongst the gods themselves, And drave great Mars to faction. Achil. I have strong reasons. Ulyss. Of this my privacy But 'gainst your privacy The reasons are more potent and heroical: 'Tis known, Achilles, that you are in love With one of Priam's daughters. Achil. Ulyss. Is that a wonder? Ha! known? The providence that's in a watchful state, To throw down Hector, than Polyxena: But it must grieve young Pyrrhus now at home, But our great Ajax bravely beat down him. Those scraps are good deeds past: which are devour'd Even then when we sit idly in the sun. As fast as they are made, forgot as soon Achil. Go, call Thersites hither, sweet Patroclus: |