SONGS OF THE BLACKS. I. THE NEW JIM CROW. THEY may talk about philosophy, Turn about, and wheel about, and do just so- When a gentleman wants money, And cash is running low, To raise it how he'll wheel about, And jump Jim Crow. Wheel about, and turn about, &c. Not a single lady in the land, If you look from high to low, But for a husband wheels about, Wheel about, and turn about, &c. Then there's the politician, But to keep it how he'll turn about, Turn about, and wheel about, &c. The lawyer, that proves black is white, (To him I'd better go,) How a fee will make him wheel about, And jump Jim Crow ! Wheel about, and turn about, &c. See Ireland's Agitator, (The biggest tatur it can grow,) For the rint, oh! don't he wheel about, And jump Jim Crow. Turn about, and wheel about, &c. The soldier in the battle, When beaten by the foe For life, oh! won't he wheel about, And jump Jim Crow. Turn about, and wheel about, &c. There's Massa Yates, the playhouse man. To bring people to his show, Oh! Golly, don't he wheel about, And jump Jim Crow ? Wheel about, and turn about, &c Thus 'tis clear, without a doubt, Through life with luck to go, Wheel about, and turn about, and do just so, proper. Chorus-Ching-ring-bango-golly loo, Times keep growing berry bad- Chorus.-Ching-ring-bango, &c. Nigger lub new rum galore, But all in moderation, For if he take a drop too much But should friend invite him home, Chorus-Ching-ring-bango, &c. He nebber care for making love, Chorus-Ching-ring-bango, &c. He no like at all to cry, A'cause it make him lusty. Nigger lub good living well, Starvation make him frightful : He like rump-teaks and oyster-sauce 'Cause 'em so delightful. -- THEATRE-ROYAL, LITTLE PEDLINGTON THE MANAGER'S ROOM. THE Theatre-Royal, Little Pedlington, is to be opened for the season on Monday next. This being Saturday, all within its walls is bustle and activity, whilst crowds of suitors for an interview with the manager are impatiently waiting without. Amidst the din of hammers and the grating of saws, the tragedians are, on the stage, rehearsing an entirely new melo-drama, to be called the Hatchet of Horror; or, the Massacred Milk-maid. In the green-room, Miss Warble, assisted by the director of the orchestra, is practising the song "incidental to the play;" in the painting-room, Mr. Smearwell is giving the last touches to the scene "painted expressly for the occasion;" in the saloon, Miss Sally Jumps -or, as she is described in the play-bill, Mademoiselle Sara des Entrechats-is endeavouring to place her right foot on her left shoulder, and performing others of the ordinary exercises preparatory to the execution of a grand pas seul; whilst, in a small shed connected with the stage, are the machinist and the property-man, sewing up a donkey in a cow's hide, to represent the "identical favourite cow" of the massacred milkmaid. But let us proceed to the manager's room. At a table covered with play-books, manuscripts, and letters, in an easy chair is seated Mr. Strut, the "enterprising and spirited" manager. With evident satisfaction he is contemplating the bill of the Monday's performances. At each magniloquent phrase he rubs his hands; his eyes sparkle with delight as they are attracted by the lines which stand prominent, in the full dignity of large capitals; and, as he counts the notes of admiration, which bristle on the paper like pins in the ornamental cushion of a lady's toilet-table, his imagination riots in the promise of nightly overflows throughout the season. Peruse the interesting document. THEATRE ROYAL, LITTLE PEDLINGTON. MR. STRUT has the heartfelt gratification of announcing to the Nobility, Gentry, and the Public in general, that he has once more the honour of assuming the direction of this Theatre, which will open on Monday next, and takes the liberty to flatter himself that the VARIOUS AND NUMEROUS novelties, which are in preparation, and which will succeed each other and which will be produced in a style of SPLENDOUR! MAGNIFICENCE! AND GRANDEUR ! hitherto unprecedented and without example in the annals of Theatrical and which will be got up REGARDLESS OF EXPENSE, AND WITHOUT CONSIDERATION OF OUTLAY! and which in point of SCENERY! DEESSES! DECORATIONS! AND PROPERTIES!!! which, as they will be prepared on a scale of extent which was never before attempted, and which is now undertaken for the first time, cannot fail to form a pivot of attraction to DEFY COMPETITION!!! In addition to this, he has the pleasing gratification to announce that he has, without any view to the consideration of expenditure, succeeded in bringing together, IN ONE PHALANX, A COMBINATION OF COMBINED TALENT!!! such as has never yet been amalgamated within the arena of the walls of any theatre, and constituting a simultaneous IMPETUS OF COMBINED ATTRACTION!!! WHICH MUST SET ALL RIVALRY AT DEFIANCE!!! MR. STRUT has the satisfaction to announce that, in addition to many other valuable engagements which he is thinking of having it in contemplation to enter into, he has secured the talents of the following distinguished élites: Messrs. SNOXELL EUGENE STRUT AUGUSTUS STRUT STANISLAUS STRUT STAGGER AND TIPPLETON Mesdames BIGGLESWADE STRUT E. STRUT T. STRUT WARBLE Mlle. SARA DES ENTRECHATS Messrs. Higs, Nigs, Pigs, Wigs, Gigs, C. Gigs, T. Gigs, R. Gigs, Brigs, and Knigs. Mesdames Nobs, Hobs, Dobs, F. Dobs, L. Dobs, J. Dobs, Wobs, AND MISS JULIA WRIGGLES (Her first appearance on any stage.) The performances will commence with, for the first time, an entirely new Melodrame, never before performed, founded on the affecting, barbarous, and interesting murder of Martha Squigs, to be called THE HATCHET OF HORROR; OR, THE MASSACRED MILKMAID. Principal characters by the following unprecedented cast! ! ! MESSRS. SNOXELL, WADDLE, STRIDE, EUGENE STRUT, AND STAGGER. MESDAMES BIGGLESWADE, T. STRUT, MISS WARBLE (with a Song.) MLLE. SARA DES ENTRECHATS (with a Pas Seul.) AND THE PART OF MARTHA SQUIGS (the Massacred Milk Maid) by MISS JULIA WRIGGLES. In the course of the piece will be introduced a new and splendid representation of the FATAL COW-HOUSE, In which the Murder was committed ! Together with the identical BLOOD-STAINED HATCHET, WITH A LOCK OF THE VICTIM'S HAIR STICKING TO IT!! With which the Murder was committed!!! FAVOURITE COW OF THE MASSACRED MILK-MAID!!!! After which an entirely new and elegant Burletta, without songs or any With the following powerful cast!!! Messrs. Pigs, Gigs, and Brigs,; Mesdames Hobs. Phobs, and Snobs, and (with a Song) MISS JULIA WRIGGLES. Previous to which, for the first time, a fashionable Interlude, to be called WHO ARE YOU? The principal characters by AND MISS JULIA WRIGGLES. To be preceded by an occasional Address, to be spoken by Prior to which, the favourite BY MISS JULIA WRIGGLES. In the course of the evening a laughable comic Song by The whole to conclude with, never acted, a laughable Farce, to be called MOLLY O ROONEY (an Irish Girl), by Miss JULIA WRIGGLES! Miss JULIA WRIGGLES !!!!!! MATILDA SCHWABSTZ (a German Girl), by Miss JULIA WRIGGLES !!!!!!! AND LADY CLARA LOVELY (an English Lady of Fashion) by Miss JULIA WRIGGLES !!!!!!!! On this occasion. Mr. SNOXELL and Mrs. BIGGLESWADE will perform. On this occasion Mr. TIPPLETON will perform. On this occasion Miss JULIA WRIGGLES, Miss WARBLE, and Mlle. SARA DES ENTRECHATS will perform. On this occasion Mr. TIPPLETON and Miss JULIA WRIGGLES WILL PERFORM IN TWO PIECES !!! On this occasion the WHOLE of the POWERFUL and UNPRECEDENTED COMPANY engaged at this theatre, and announced, as above, to perform in the evening's performances, WILL PERFORM !!! |