"Thou that my boyhood's guide didst take fond joy to be!
The times I've sported at thy side, and climbed thy parent knee!
And now, before the blessed shrine, my sire, I see thee lie,
How will that sad, still face of thine look on me till I die!"
AN ancient story I'll tell you anon
Of a notable prince that was called King John ;
How he ruled England with main and with might,
For he did great wrong, and maintained little right.
And I'll tell you a story, a story so merry,
Concerning the Abbot of Canterbury;
How for his housekeeping and high renown,
They rode post for him to fair London town.
An hundred men the king did hear say,
The abbot kept in his house every day;
And fifty gold chains, without any doubt,
In velvet coats waited the abbot about.
"How now, father abbot! I hear it of thee,
Thou keepest a far better house than me,
And for thy housekeeping and high renown,
I fear thou work'st treason against my crown."
"My liege," quo' the abbot, "I would it were known,
I spend not a piece, but what is my own;
And I trust, your grace will do me no dear,
For spending of my own true-gotten gear."
"Yes, yes, father abbot, thy fault it is high,
And now for the same thou needest must die;
For except thou canst answer me questions three,
Thy head shall be smitten from thy body.
"And first," quo' the king, "when I'm in this stead, With my crown of gold so fair on my head,
Among all my liege-men so noble of birth,
Thou must tell me to one penny what I am worth.
"Secondly, tell me, without any doubt,
How soon I may ride the whole world about.
And at the third question thou must not shrink,
But tell me here truly what I do think."
"Oh these are hard questions for my shallow wit,
And I cannot answer your grace as yet:
But if you will give me but three weeks of
I'll do my endeavour to answer your Grace."
"Now three weeks' space to thee will I give,
And that is the longest time thou hast to live;
For if thou dost not answer my questions three,
Thy lands and thy livings are forfeit to me."
Away rode the abbot all sad at that word,
And he rode to Cambridge, and Oxenford ;
But never a doctor there was so wise,
That could with his learning an answer devise.
Then home rode the abbot, of comfort so cold,
And he met his shepherd agoing to fold:
"How now, my lord abbot! you are welcome home;
What news do you bring us from our King John?”
"Sad news, sad news, shepherd, I must give—
That I have but three weeks more to live;
For if I do not answer him questions three,
My head will be smitten from my body.
"The first is to tell him there in that stead,
With his crown of gold so fair on his head,
Among all his liege-men so noble of birth,
To within one penny of what he is worth.
"The second, to tell him, without any doubt,
How soon he may ride this whole world about;
And at the third question I must not shrink.
But tell him there truly what he does think."
"Now cheer up, sir abbot, did you never hear yet,
That a fool may learn a wise man wit?
Lend me horse, and serving-men, and your apparel,
And I'll ride to London to answer your quarrel.
"Nay, frown not, if it hath been told unto me,
I am like your lordship, as ever may
be:
And if you will but lend me your gown,
There is none shall know us in fair London town."
"Now, horses and serving-men thou shalt have,
With sumptuous array most gallant and brave;
With crozier, and mitre, and rochet, and cope,
Fit to appear 'fore our father the pope."
"Now welcome, sir abbot," the king he did say, ""Tis well thou'rt come back to keep thy day;
For and if thou canst answer my questions three,
Thy life and thy living both saved shall be.
"And first, when thou seest me here in this stead,
With my crown of gold so fair on my head,
Among all my liege-men so noble of birth,
Tell me to one penny what I am worth."
"For thirty pence our Saviour was sold
Among the false Jews, as I have been told:
And twenty-nine is the worth of thee,
For at least, thou art one penny worse than He."
The king he laughed, and vowed by St Bittel,
He did not think he had been worth so little !
-"Now, secondly, tell me, without any doubt,
How soon I may ride this whole world about."
"You must rise with the sun, and ride with the same,
Until the next morning he riseth again;
And then your Grace need not to make any doubt,
But in twenty-four hours you'll ride it about."
The king he laughed, and vowed by St John,
"I did not think it could be done so soon!
-Now from the third question thou must not shrink,
But tell me here truly what I do think."
"Yea, that shall I do, and make your
You think I'm the Abbot of Canterbury;
But I'm his poor shepherd, as plain you may see,
That am come to beg pardon for him and for me."
The king he laughed, and vowed by the mass,
"I'll make thee lord abbot this day in his place!"
"Now nay, my liege, be not in such speed,
For alack I can neither write nor read."
"Four nobles a week, then, will I give to thee,
For this merry jest thou hast shown unto me;
And tell the old abbot when thou comest home,
Thou hast brought him a pardon from merry King John."
(SCENE-A Room in a Castle. Enter HUBERT, the Governor, with two Attendants.)
Hubert. Heat me these irons hot; and look thou stand Within the arras. When I strike my foot
Upon the bosom of the ground, rush forth,
And bind the boy, whom you shall find with me,
Fast to the chair. Be heedful. Hence, and watch.
(Enter PRINCE Arthur.)
Arthur. Good morrow, Hubert.
Good morrow, little prince.
Hub.
Arth. As little prince (having so great a title
To be more prince) as may be. You are sad.
Hub. Indeed, I have been merrier.
Arth.
Methinks, nobody should be sad but I ;
Yet, I remember, when I was in France,
Young gentlemen would be as sad as night,
Only for wantonness. By my Christendom,
So I were out of prison, and kept sheep,
I'd be as merry as the day is long :
And so I would be here, but that I doubt
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