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Some carry little sticks—and one His eggs—to warm them in the sun : Dear ! what a hustle And bustle ! And there's my aunt... I know her by her waist, So long and thin, And so pinch'd in, Just in the pismire taste. Oh to what are men —Beings so small, That should I fall Upon their little heads, I must Crush them by hundreds into dust!
And what is life and all its ages—
What is this world with London in its lap 1
Pu Rity of ELECTION. The day of election is madman's holiday, 'tis the
The vicart of art A. Y. In good king Charles's golden days, When loyalty no harm meant, A zealous high-church man I was, And so I got preferment: To teach my flock I never miss'd, Kings are by God *. e And damn'd are those that do resis, Or touch the Lord's anointed. And this is law I will maintain . Until my dying day, sir, - That whatsoever king shall reign, I'll be the vicar of Bray, sir. When royal James obtain'd the crown, And popery came in fashion, The penal laws I hooted down, And read the Declaration: The church of Rome I found would fit Full well my constitution; And had become a Jesuit, But for the Revolution. And this is law, &c. When William was our king declar''. To ease the nation's grievance; With this new wind about I steer'd, And swore to him allegiance : Old principles I did revoke, Set conscience at a distance; Passive obedience was a joke. A jest was non-resistance. And this is law, &c. When gracious Anne became our quee
The church of England's glory, Another face of things was seen. And I became a tory
golden day of o which every voter, on that day, ** to market, and is his own salesman; for man at that time being considered as a mere machine, is
him King George, he lib at tora side wara, he hab ting on he head, call him crown, and a grand ting, all sam com basket; so breren, Goramity bless you all.—AMEN.
reprlocup. To TYRANNIC LovE. Spoken by Nell Guyn, when she was to be carried off dead by the Bearers To the Bearer. Hold are you mad, you d-d confounded dog? I am to rise, and speak the epilogue.
To the Mudience.
I come, kind gentlemen, strange news to tell ye;
* her real character. + The character she represented in the play,
Jonas, The Jew conju Ror. coffee and the book of interest, supply the tempo
• I wants of necessitous men, and are sure to out wife." Among the many characters that have played upon had they even the cunning of a Fox.
the passions of the public, Jonas, or the card-playin conjuring Jew, cut a figure in !. way. He coul make matadores with a snap of his fingers, command - - - :--> the four aces with a .. and get odd tricks— Wo: you". Priscian, but there are a great many people in London, besides|o on to eja chain silly fool this man, famous for playing odd tricks, and yet no Eme sing from her . 3. conjurors neither. This man would have made a . is—love . disgus great figure in the law, as he was so dexterous a con-|Iti. Tom. that arises isguises, veyancer. But the law is a profession that does not|F.m. ra. . from stolen glan want any jugglers. , Nor do we need any longer to |T. . end of all rom giance, load our heads with the weight of learning, or pore v. * †† but hash! for years over arts and sciences, when a few months || o have vou see me blush.” practice with pasteboard pages can make any man's || "... psi.” o a modern modish wife fortune, without his understanding a single letter|.. Marriage iss .dour, fashion it. " of the alphabet, provided he can but ; the cards. A j ; to. and iii, so snap his fingers, and utter the unintelligible jargon of fail. ii. orjet and Psi - r presto, passa, largo, mento, cocolorum, yaw, like Then for Finale, an words y Lady" this Jonas. The moment he comes into company|. §. . . . . ão— absurds!" and takes up a pack of cards, he begins—“ I am And .. hearts and silly heads. no common slight of hand man; the common slight And oaths, and ‘betes.’ and arate ** of hand men they turn the things up their sleeves, y o sep and make you believe their fingers deceive your eyes. An aged bachelor , W hose life —Now, sir, you shall draw one card, two cards, three Has just been “sweeten’d" with a wife, cards, four cards, five cards, half a dozen cards, you o out the latent froyance thus: look at the card at this side, you look at the card at |, Marriage is—odd ! for one of us that side, and I say blow the blast; the blast is Tis worse a mile than rope or tree, blown, the card is flown, yaw, yaw ; and now, sir, I Hemlock, or sword, or slavery : will do it once more over again, to see whether my An end at once to all our ways, fingers can once more deceive your eyes; I'll give Dismission to the one-horse chaise; any man ten thousand pounds if he does the like- Adieu to Sunday call and Plgo . You look at the card of this side, you look at the Adieu to wine, and whist, and wig , card on that side, when I say blow the blast, the our fiends turn out-out wives are oup. toblast is blown, the card is flown, yaw, yaw ;” but Tis exit Crony,'— enter Captain. this conjuror at length discovering that most practi. Then hurry in a thousand thorns; tioners on cards, now-a-days, know as many tricks Quarrels and compliments—and harns! as himself, and finding his slights of hand turned to This is the yoke, and 1 must wear it; little or no account, now practises on notes of hand by Marriage is—Hell, or something near it. discount, and is to be found every morning at twelve “Why, Marriage.” says an Exquisite in Duke's-place, up to his knuckles in dirt, and at Sick from the supper of last night, two at the Bank coffee-house, up to his elbows in “Marriage is—after one by me ! money, where these locusts of society, over a dish of . I promised Tom to ride at
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afrnple countryman, who had in his person all tealth and vigour which a rustic life affords, and t the age of thirty-two, having, three years - married an honest maid, of whom he always ared doatingly fond, was attending her corpse at rave with many heavy sighs and floods, of tears. e end of the funeral-service, as they began to = zrave with the earth, he wrung his hi. tore and was ready to throw himself into the
to- n the coffin, vehemently exclaiming that v. 1.3 not survive her.—It happened that a buxom , the same parish, whose name was Patience, a rading by, and on whom the honest countrytirnes had cast a wistful look, who seeing him , i.e.f. and grieving so much for the loss of his ith great, concern said to him, “John, John,
round, and seeing who it was that spoke to him, in a fit of ecstasy replied, “Egad, so I will, to-morlow, if thou wilt have me.” PhotoGUE TO THE IN consta NT,
Like hungry guests a sitting audience looks:
In Ecover Y of A speNDTH RIFT. A nobleman whose son was a hard drinker, and had
been cutting down all the trees upon his estate, in
In an Act of Parliament made in 1815, entitled “An Act for the better regulating the practice of Apothecaries,” there is a very salutary clause, which enacts, “that from and after the first day of August, 1815, it shall not be lawful for any person (except persons already in practice as such) to practise as an apothecary in any part of England or Wales, unless he or they shall have been examined by the Court of Examiners of the Apothecaries' Company, and shall have received a certificate as such.” The first conviction under this Act took place at the Staffordshire Lent Assizes of 1819, before Sir William Garrow, when the Apothecaries' Company brought an action against a man of the name of Warburton, for having practised as an apothecary without being duly ... The defendant it appeared was the son of a man who in the early part of his life had been a gardener, but afterwards set up as a cow leech. The facts were stated by Mr. Dauncey for the prosecution, and supported by evidence. Mr. Jervis, for the defence, called the father of the defendant, Arnold Warburton, to prove that he had * as an apothecary before the passing of the ct. Cross-eramined by Mr. Dauncey. Afr. Dauncey. Mr. Warburton, have you always been a surgeon 3 Witness appealed to the judge whether this was a proper answer. The Judge. I have not heard any answer; Mr. Dauncey has put a question. Witness. Must I answer it? Judge. Yes: why do you object? Witness. I don't think it a proper answer. e Judge. I presume you mean question, and I differ from you in opinion.