It's all well enough, yet it's terribly slow Shakes all the earth, and the battlements rock, Who struggled that day In the cause of La Patrie and Liberté. There are knights dressed in armour whose panoplies rattle, And chargers whose nostrils afar scent the battle; All these Frenchmen wore trowsers made wide at the hips, Waved freely about in the fresh morning air. And gave She sat in the saddle With a masculine straddle, her commands like a regular Turk— You'll find lots to do, For ces diables Anglais will give you some work." * * * * * That very day six months ago at an inn at Neufchatel, A coarse red-handed damsel as stable-boy did dwell; One winter night, whilst lying on her lonely bed of straw, She dreamt a dream, and in her sleep a vision bright she saw, Buy ten good candles, if you please, and mind you leave me nine; Now don't be frightened; you can do the trick, Free France, and bring the King to Rheims, and there She was no longer coarse, nor vulgar was she, "If you choose to ride, And find your way to the walls inside, You may go, tho' in vain You'll fight famine and pain; And may Heaven, my Joan, bring you out again." And this, in short, Was why she fought (And a very good fight she made of it too); Killed stout old Talbot, And she thoroughly sewed up the whole of his crew. You all know well How matters befell; It is therefore not needful that I should tell And a good deal more ; How the Dauphin chuckled, and Talbot swore. For he made her a peer, After swearing she hadn't one anywhere near; Through the English array, She found she had reached to Rheims one day. The ancient streets of Rheims are gay All proudly conscious stood the maid, And her haughty features seemed to say— "You may just thank me for this lark of to-day." And now Joan swore That to do any more She'd been strictly forbid in her dreams, For she'd crown'd the Dauphin And made it come off in But over-persuaded, She led the invaded Against the invaders, but not without qualms; Came back to her ever, But defeat and retreat oft attended her arms. Her very worst fears Were fulfilled whilst defending the Frenchmen's rears; Though historians report That had she gone further she'd not have been caught. For her captors did itch To convict and condemn her and treat her as sich ; Their pride was concerned, So their mercy was turned, Joan of Arc was condemned to be burned. And poor Mid-day tolls its hollow sound across the market square, But an awful hush is on each tongue-unstirred is all the swarm, Nor she nor others moved whilst the fiends applied the light, MORAL. Don't tear a trans. from another's book in preference to your own, Or you may come across a flea in your ear, as the English did with Joan; But I'd also have you keep in mind poor Joan la Pucelle's fate, AND WHEN YOU'VE NEATLY CABBED A "G.," DON'T TRY TO CAB A "GT." THEOPHILUS BROWN, FOOLS, BY ONE OF THEMSELVES. WHENEVER an evil is drawing towards a culminating point, it generally happens that some remedy is brought to light, which, if properly applied, has power to check it ;—just when everybody is crying out and complaining-when old men are comparing the present with the past, and young men reforms just in the very nick of time up starts some Jack-in-the-box, who upsets everything, frightens everybody, and having done a great deal of good, and created considerable excitement, sinks gradually into his former insignificance. are meditating absurd And so it is with us. I don't suppose anyone will deny that Foolery has reached its height in this College; and indeed it is high time that it should be checked. Everybody you meet is crying out against the childishness and frivolity of his neighbour, but no one has as yet been raised up to work the overthrow of our evil. Look at Smith, that sedate and stupid reading-man; look at the angry contempt with which he regards the excesses and absurdities of Brown, who is always smoking, and shouting, and making a fool of himself. But of course Smith forgets that in his own way—what with his jealousy of Robinson, who is running him close for the Mahratta prize, and the sneaking way in which he comes to you and disparages his abilities-he is just |