Isab. Adoptedly; as school-maids change their, May, in the sworn twelve, have a thief or two names, Guiltier than him they try: What's open made By vain though apt affection. She it is. Isab. O let him marry her! Of business 'twixt you and your poor brother. Has censur'd him Isab. I will about it straight; ACT II. Good sir, adieu. SCENE 1. A Hall in Angelo's House. Enter Angelo, Escalus, a Justice, Provost, Officers, and other Attendants. Ang. We must not make a scare crow of the law, And let it keep one shape, till custom make it The jewel that we find, we stoop and take it, See that Claudio [Exit Provost. Escal. Well, heaven forgive him; and forgive us all! Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall; Enter Elbow, Froth, Clown, Officers, &c. Elb. Come, bring them away: if these be good people in a common-weal, that do nothing but use their abuses in common houses, I know no law; bring them away. Ang. How now, sir! What's your name? and what's the matter? Elb. If it please your honour, I am the poor duke's constable, and my name is Elbow; I do lean upon justice, sir, and do bring in here before your good honour two notorious benefactors. Ang. Benefactors! Well: what benefactors are they are they not malefactors? Elb. If it please your honour, I know not well what they are; but precise villains they are, that I am sure of; and void of all profanation in the world, that good christians ought to have. Escal. This comes off well; here's a wise offi cer. Ang. Go to: What quality are they of? El. bow is your name? Why dost thou not speak, Elbow ? Clo. He cannot, sir; he's out at elbow. Elb. He, sir? a tapster, sir; parcel-bawd; one that serves a bad woman; whose house, sir, was, as they say, plucked down in the suburbs: and now she professes a hot-house, which, I think, is a very ill house too. Escal. How know you that? Elb. My wife, sir, whom I detest before heaven and your honour, Escal. How! thy wife? Elh. Ay, sir; whom, I thank heaven, is ar honest woman. Escal. Dost thou detest her therefore? Ay, but yet Elb. I say, sir, I will detest myself also, as well as she, that this house, if it be not a bawd's gen-house, it is a pity of her life, for it is a naughty Let us be keen, and rather cut a little, Whom I would save, had a most noble father. (Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue,) Or that the resolute acting of your blood pose, house. Escal. How dost thou know that, constable? Elb. Marry, sir, by my wife; who, if she had been a woman cardinally given, might have been accused in fornication, adultery, and all uncleanliness there. Escal. By the woman's means? Elb. Ay, sir, by mistress Over-done's means: pur-but as she spit in his face, so she defied him. Whether you had not sometime in your life Ang. 'Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus, Clo. Sir, if it please your honour, this is not so. Elb. Prove it before these varlets here, thou honourable man, prove it. Escal. Do you hear how he misplaces? [To Angelo. Clo. Sir, she came in great with child; and longing (saving your honour's reverence) for stew'd prunes: sir, we had but two in the house, which at that very distant time stood, as it were, in a fruit-dish, a dish of some three pence: your honours have seen such dishes; they are not China dishes, but very good dishes. Elb. Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked var let: the time is yet to come, that she was ever respected with man, woman, or child. Clo. Sir, she was respected with him before he married with her. Escal. Go to, go to: no matter for the dish, sir. Escal. Which is the wiser here? Justice, or IniClo. No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are there-quity ? Is this true? in in the right: but, to the point: As I say, this Elb. O thou caitiff! O thou varlet! O thou mistress Elbow being, as I say, with child, and wicked Hannibal! I respected with her, before being great belly'd, and longing, as I said, for I was married to her? If ever I was respected prunes; and having but two in the dish, as I said, with her, or she with me, let not your worship master Froth here, this very man having eaten think me the poor duke's officer:-Prove this, the rest, as I said, and, as I say, paying for them thou wicked Hannibal, or I'll have mine action very honestly;-for, as you know, master Froth, of battery on thee. I cou'd not give you three pence again. Froth. No, indeed. Clo. Very well: you being then, if you be remember'd, cracking the stones of the aforesaid prunes. Froth. Ay, so I did, indeed. Clo. Why, very well: I telling you then, if you be remember'd, that such a one, and such a one, were past cure of the thing you wot of, unless they kept very good diet, as I told you. Froth. All this is true. Clo. Why, very well then. Escal. Come, you are a tedious fool: to the purpose,-What was done to Elbow's wife, that he hath cause to complain of? Come me to what was done to her. Clo. Sir, your honour cannot come to that yet. Escal. No, sir, nor I mean it not. Clo. Sir, but you shall come to it, by your honour's leave: And, I beseech you, look into master Froth here, sir; a man of fourscore pound a year; whose father died at Hallowmas :-Was't not at Hallowmas, master Froth? Escal. If he took you a box o' th' ear, you might have your action of slander too.. Elb. Marry, I thank your good worship for it; What is't your worship's pleasure I should do with this wicked caitiff? Escal. Truly, officer, because he has some offences in him, that thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses till thou know'st what they are. Elb. Marry, I thank your worship for it :Thou seest, thou wicked varlet now, what's come upon thee; thou art to continue nów, thou var. let; thou art to continue. [To Froth. Escal. Where were you born, friend? Clo. Nine, sir; Over-done by the last. party' Ang. This will last out a night in Russia, When nights are longest there: I'll take my leave, And leave you to the hearing of the cause; Escal. Well; no more of it, master Froth: Hoping, you'll find good cause to whip them all. farewell. [Exit Froth. J-Come you hither to me, Escal. I think no less; Good morrow to your master tapster; what's your name, master taplordship. [Exit Angelo.ster? Now, sir, coine on: What was done to Elbow's wife, once more? Clo. Once, sir? there was nothing done to her once. Elb. I beseech you, sir, ask him what this man did to my wife. Cla. I beseech your honour, ask me. Escal. Well, sír: What did this gentleman to her? Clo. I beseech you, sir, look in this gentleman's face:-Good master Froth, look upon his honour; 'tis for a good purpose: Doth your honour mark his face? Escal. Ay, sir, very well. Clo. Nay, beseech you, mark it well. Clo. Doth your honour see any harm in his face 7 Clo. I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him: Good then; if his face be the worst thing about him, how could master Froth do the constable's wife any harm? I would know that of your honour. Escal. He's in the right: Constable, what say you to it? Clo. Pompey. Escal. What else? Escal. "Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you: so that, in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you colour it in being a tapster. Are you not? Come, tell me true; it shall be the better for you. Clo. Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow, that would live. Escal. How would you live, Pompey? by being a bawd? What do you think of the trade, Pompey? is it a lawful trade? Clo. If the law would allow it, sir? Escal. But the law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna. Clo. Does your worship mean to geld and spay all the youth in the city? Escal. No, Pompey." Clo. Truly, sir, in my poor opinion, they will to't then: If your worship will take order for the drabs and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds. Escal. There are pretty orders beginning, I Elb. First, an it like you, the house is a respect-can tell you: It is but heading and hanging. ed house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his mistress is a respected woman Clo. If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together, you'll be glad to Clo. By this hand, sir, his wife is a more re-give out a commission for more heads. If this spected person than any of us all. law hold in Vienna ten year, I'll rent the fairest house in it, after three pence a day: if you live to Whip me? No, no; let carman whip his jade; [Exit. Escal. Come hither to me, master Elbow; come hither, master Constable. How long have you been in this place of constable? Elb. Seven year and a half, sir. Escal. I thought, by your readiness in the office, you had continued in it some time: You say, seven years together? Elb. And a half, sir. Ang. Ang. Well, let her be admitted. [Erit Servant. Enter Lucio and Isabella. Prov. Save your honour! [Offering to retire. I Prov. Escal. Alas! it hath been great pains to you! They do you wrong to put you so oft npon't: Are there not men in your ward sufficient to serve it? Heaven give thee moving graces! Elb. Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matters: Why, every fault's condemn'd, ere it be done : Ang. Condemn the fault, and not the actor of it! as they are chosen, they are glad to choose me Mine were the very cipher of a function, for them; I do it for some piece of money, and To fine the faults, whose fine stands in record, go through with all. Escal. Look you, bring me in the names of some six or seven, the most sufficient of your parish. Elb. To your worship's house, sir? Escal. To my house: Fare you well. Elbow.] What's o'clock, think you? Just. Eleven, sir. [Exit Escal. I pray you home to dinner with me. Escal. It grieves me for the death of Claudio; Just. Lord Angelo is severe. It is but needful: SCENE II. Another Room in the same. Enter Provost and a Servant. And let go by the actor. Isab. had a brother then.-Heaven keep your hoO just, but severe law! [Retiring. Lucio. [To Isab.] Give't not o'er so: to him nour! again, entreat him: Kneel down before him, hang upon his gown; Isab. Must he needs die ? Maiden, no remedy. him, And neither heaven, nor man, grieve at the Serv. He's hearing of a cause; he will come If so your heart were touch'd with that remorse straight. I'll tell him of you. Prov. 'Pray you, do. [Exit Servant.] I'll know All sects, all ages smack of this vice; and he Go to; let that be mine: 1 crave your honour's pardon. What shall be done, sir, with the groaning Juliet Ang. To some more fitter place; and that with speed. ? As mine is to him? May call it back again: Well, believe this, 1sab. I would to heaven I had your potency, Lucio. Ay, touch him: there's the vein. Ang. Your brother is a forfeit of the law, Alas! alas! Why, all the souls that were, were forfeit once; And He that might the vantage best have took, Found out the remedy: How would you be, If he, which is the top of judgment, should But judge you as you are? O, think on that; Serv. Here is the sister of the man condemn'd, And mercy then will breathe within your lips, Desires access to you. Re-enter Servant. Like man new made. Ang. I will bethink me :-Come again to-mor Ang. row. Isab. To-morrow? O, that's sudden! Spare him, spare him: He's not prepar'd for death! Even for our kit- We kill the fowl of season: shall we serve heaven To our gross selves? Good, good my lord, bethink Who is it that hath died for this offence? hath slept: Those many had not dar'd to do that evil, row. Isab. Hark, how I'll bribe you: Good my lord, Isab. Ay, with such gifts, that heaven shall Ang. Lucio. Go to: it is well away. [Aside to Isabel. Amen : Isab. Heaven keep your honour safe! Isab. At what hour to-morrow At any time 'fore noon. Isab. Save your honour! Ang. [Exeunt Lucio, Isabella, and Provost. From thee; even from thy virtue!What's this? what's this? Is this her fault or mine ? The tempter, or the tempted, who sins most? Ha! leab. So you must be the first, that gives this Do, as the carrion does, not as the flower, sentence: And he, that suffers: 0, it is excellent Lucio. To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous Would use his heaven for thunder; nothing but Merciful heaven! Thou rather, with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt, Great men may jest with saints: 'tis wit in them; Lucio. Thou'rt in the right, girl; more o' that. Lucio. Art advis'd o' that? more on't. Ang. Why do you put these sayings upon me? Isab. Because authority, though it err like others, Hath yet a kind of medicine in itself, That skins the vice o' the top: Go to your bo Corrupt with virtuous season. Shall we desire to raze the sanctuary, That I desire to hear her speak again, And feast upon her eyes? What is't I'dream on? how! Duke. Love you the man that wrong'd you? Juliet. Yes, as I love the woman that wrong'd him. Duke. So then, it seems, your most offenceful| act Was mutually committed? Juliet. Mutually. Duke. Then was your sin of heavier kind than his. Juliet. I do confess it, and repent it, father. Duke. 'Tis meet so, daughter: But lost you do repent, Ang. Yea. Isab. When, I beseech you? that in his re Longer, or shorter, he may be so fitted, Ang. Ha! Fie, these filthy vices! It were as To pardon him, that hath from nature stolen As that the sin hath brought you to this shame,-In stamps that are forbid: 'tis all as easy Showing, we'd not spare heaven as we love it, Juliet. I do repent me, as it is an evil; Duke. There rest. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. A Room in Angelo's House. Enter Angelo. Ang. When I would pray and think, I think and pray To several subjects: heaven hath any words; empty Whilst my invention, hearing not my tongue, Falsely to take away a life true made, Isab. 'Tis set down so in heaven, but not in Ang. Say you so 7 then I shall pose you quickly. sins How say you? Ang. Nay, I'll not warrant that; for I can speak Against the thing I say. Answer to this;- To save this brother's life? Isab. Please you to do't, Isab. That I do beg his life, if it be sin, Ang. Your sense pursues not mine: either you are Or seem so, craftily; and that's not good. Ang. Thus wisdom wishes to appear most When it doth tax itself: as these black masks Your brother is to die. 1sab. So. Ang. And his offence is so, as it appears Ang. Admit no other way to save his life, |