King. Now, fair one, does your business follow us? Hel. Ay, my good Lord. Gerard de Narbon was my father, King. I knew him. Hel. The rather will I spare my praise toward him; Safer than mine own two: more dear I have fo; King. We thank you, maiden; Our great felf and our credit, to esteem : King. I cannot give thee less, to be call'd grateful; Thou thought'st to help me, and fuch thanks I give, As one near death to those that wish him live; But what at full I know, thou know'st no part I knowing all my peril, thou no art. Hel. What I can do, can do no hurt to try, Since you fet up your reft 'gainst remedy. : He He that of greatest works is finisher, King. I must not hear thee; fare thee well, kind Thy pains, not us'd, must by thyself be paid: [maid Proffers not took, reap thanks for their reward. Hel. Inspired merit fo by breath is barr'd King. Art thou so confident? within what space Hop'st thou my cure ? Hel. The greatest grace lending grace, Hel. Tax of impudence, A strumpet's boldness, a divulged shame, With vileft torture let my life be ended. King King. Methinks, in thee fome blessed spirit doth speak! In common sense, sense saves another way. Hel. If I break time, or flinch in property Hel. But will you make it even? King. Ay, by my fceptre, and my hopes of heaven. What husband in thy power I will command. King. Here is my hand, the premisses observ'd, [Exeunt. SCENE SCENE IV. Changes to Roufillon. Enter Countess and Clown. f Count. Come on, Sir; I shall now put you to the height of your breeding. Clo. I will thew myself highly fed, and lowly taught; I know my business is but to the court. Count. But to the court? why, what place make you special, when you put off that with fuch contempt; but to the court! Clo. Truly, Madam, if God have lent a man any manners, he may easily put it off at court: he that cannot make a leg, put off's cap, kiss his hand, and fay nothing, has neither leg, hands, lip, nor cap; and indeed fuch a fellow, to say precisely, were not for the court: but for me, I have an anfwer will ferve all men. Count. Marry, that's a bountiful answer that fits all questions. Clo. It is like a barber's chair, that fits all buttocks; the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or any buttock. Count. Will your answer ferve fit to all questions? Clo. As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney, as your French crown for your taffaty punk, as Tib's rush for Tom's fore-finger, as a pancake for Shrove-Tuesday, a moris for May-day, as the nail to his hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a fcolding quean to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the friar's mouth, nay, as the pudding to his skin. Count. Have you, I fay, an answer of fuch fitness for all questions? Clo. From below your Duke, to beneath your constable, it will fit any question. Count. It must be an answer of most monftrous fize, that must fit all demands. Clo. But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned snould speak truth of it; here it is, and all that belongs to't. Afk me, if I am a courtier:-it shall do you no harm to learn. Count. To be young again, if we could': I will be a VOT. 112. D fool : fool in a question, hoping to be the wifer by your anfwer. I pray you, Sir, are you a courtier? Clo. O Lord, Sir *. - there's a fimple putting off: more, more, a hundred of them, Count. Sir, I am a poor friend of your's, that loves you. Clo. O Lord, Sir, thick, thick, spare not me. Count. I think, Sir, you can eat none of this homely meat. Clo, O Lord, Sir, - nay, put me to't, I warrant you. Count. You were lately whipp'd, Sir, as I think. Clo. O Lord, Sir, spare not me. Count. Do you cry, Lord, Sir, at your whipping, and Spare not me? Indeed, your O Lord, Sir, is very sequent to your whipping, you would answer very well to a whipping, if you were bound to't. Glo. I ne'er had worse luck in my life, in my Lord, Sir; I see, things may ferve long, but not ferve ever. Count. I play the noble huswife with the time, to entertain it fo merrily with a fool. Clo. O Lord, Sir, why there't ferves again. Count. An end, Sir; to your business: give Helen this, And urge her to a present anfwer back. Commend me to my kinfinen, and my fon: This is not much. Clo. Not much commendation to them? Count. Not much employment for you; you understand me? Clo. Most fruitfully, I am there before my legs. [Exeunt. SCENE V. Changes to the court of France. Enter Bertram, Lafeu, and Parolles. Laf. They say miracles are past; and we have our philofophical perfons to make modern, and familiar, things fupernatural and causeless. Hence is it, that we make trifles of terrors; enfconfing ourselves into * A ridicule on that foolish expletive of speech then in vogue at court. feeming |