SCENE V. Another Room in the same. Enter LAFEU and BERTRAM. Laf. But, I hope your lordship thinks not him a soldier. Ber. Yes, my lord, and of very valiant approof. Laf. You have it from his own deliverance. Ber. And by other warranted testimony. Laf. Then my dial goes not true; I took this lark for a bunting. Ber. I do assure you, my lord, he is very great in knowledge, and accordingly valiant. Laf. I have then sinned against his experience, and transgressed against his valor; and my state that way is dangerous, since I cannot yet find in my heart to repent. Here he comes; I pray you, make us friends, I will pursue the amity. Enter PAROLLES. Par. These things shall be done, sir. Laf. O, I know him well: Ay, sir; he, sir, Ber. Will she away to-night? Ber. I have writ my letters, casketed my treasure, Given order for our horses; and to-night, When I should take possession of the bride,And, ere I do begin, Laf. A good traveller is something at the latter end of a dinner; but one that lies threethirds, and uses a known truth to pass a thousand nothings with, should be once heard, and thrice beaten.-God save you, captain. Ber. Is there any unkindness between my lord and you, monsieur? Par. I know not how I have deserved to run into my lord's displeasure. Laf. You have made shift to run into't, boots and spurs and all, like him that leaped into the custard; and out of it you'll run again, rather than suffer question for your residence. Ber. It may be, you have mistaken him, my lord, Laf. And shall do so ever, though I took him at his prayers. Fare you well, my lord; and believe this of me, There can be no kernel in this light nut; the soul of this man is his clothes: trust him not in matter of heavy con. sequence; I have kept of them tame, and know their natures.-Farewell, monsieur: I have spoken better of you than you have or will deserve at my hand; but we must do good against evil. [Exit. Par. An idle lord, I swear. Spoke with the king, and have procured his leave For present parting; only, he desires Ber. I shall obey his will. That presently you take your way for home; ? Ber. I would not tell you what I would: my lord'faith, yes; Strangers, and foes, do sunder, and not kiss. Ber. I pray you, stay not, but in haste to horse. Hel. I shall not break your bidding, good my lord. Florish. Enter the Duke of Florence, attended; two French Lords, and others. Duke. So that, from point to point, now The fundamental reasons of this war; 1 Lord. Holy seems the quarrel Duke. Therefore we marvel much, our cou- Would, in so just a business, shut his bosom Duke. Be it his pleasure. 2 Lord. But I am sure, the younger of our SCENE II. Rousillon. A Room in the Enter COUNTESS and CLOWN. Count. By what observance, I pray you? Clo. Why, he will look upon his boat, and sing; mend the ruff, and sing; ask questions, and sing; pick his teeth, and sing; I know a man that had this trick of melancholy, sold a goodly manor for a song. Count. Let me see what he writes, and when he means to come. [Opening a letter. Clo. I have no mind to Isbel, since I was at court: our old ling and our Isbels o' the country are nothing like your old ling and your Isbels o' the court: the brains of my Cupid's knocked out; and I begin to love, as an old man loves money, with no stomach. Count. What have we here? [Exit. Count. [Reads.] I have sent you a daughterin-law: she hath recovered the king, and undone me. I have wedded her, not bedded her; and sworn to make the not eternal. You shall hear, I am run away; know it, before the report come. If there be breadth enough in the world, I will hold a long distance. My duty to you. Your unfortunate son, BERTRAM. This is not well, rash and unbridled boy, Re-enter CLOWN, Clo. O madam, yonder is heavy news within, between two soldiers and my young lady. Count. What is the matter? Clo. Nay, there is some comfort in the news, some comfort; your son will not be killed so soon as I thought he would. Count. Why should he be kill'd? Clo. So say I, madam, if he run away, as I hear he does: the danger is in standing to't; that's the loss of men, though it be the getting of children. Here they come, will tell you more: for my part, I only hear, your son was [Exit CLOWN. Enter HELENA, and two Gentlemen. 1 Gent. Save you, good madam. Hel. Madam, my lord is gone, for ever gone. 2 Gent. Do not say so. run away. Count. Think upon patience.-Pray you, I have felt so many quirks of joy, and grief, 2 Gent. Madam, he's gone to serve the duke We met him thitherward; from thence we And, after some despatch in hand at court, Hel. Look on his letter, madam; here's my 2 Gent. Such is his noble purpose: and, believe't, The duke will lay upon him all the honor Return you thither? 1 Gent. Ay, madam, with the swiftest wing of speed. Hel. [Reads.] Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France. 'Tis bitter!ind Count. Find you that there? Ay, madam. 1 Gent. 'Tis but the boldness of his hand, haply, which His heart was not consenting to. Count. Nothing in France, until he have no There's nothing here, that is too good for him, 1 Gent. A servant only, and a gentleman Parolles, was't not? My son corrupts a well-derived nature 1 Gent. Count. You are welcome, gentlemen. I will entreat you, when you see my son, 2 Gent. We serve you, madam, In that and all your worthiest affairs. Count. Not so, but as we change our courtesies. Will you draw near? [Exeunt COUNTESS & Gentlemen. Hel. Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France. Nothing in France, until he has no wife! Wast shot at with fair eyes, to be the mark That ride upon the violent speed of fire, | Whence honor but of danger wins a scar, SCENE III. Florence. Before the Duke's Florish. Enter the Duke of Florence, BERTRAM, Lords, Officers, Soldiers, and others. Duke. The general of our horse thou art; and we, Great in our hope, lay our best love and credence, Upon thy promising fortune. Ber. Sir, it is A charge too heavy for my strength; but yet! We'll strive to bear it for your worthy sake, To the extreme edge of hazard. Duke. Then go thou forth;: And fortune play upon thy prosperous helm,, As thy auspicious mistress! Ber. This very day, Great Mars, I put myself into thy file: Count. What angel shall Bless this unworthy husband? he cannot thrive, And loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath My heart is heavy, and mine age is weak; SCENE V. Without the Walls of Florence. Wid. Nay, come; for if they do approach the city, we shall lose all the sight. Dia. They say, the French count has done most honorable service. Wid. It is reported that he has taken their greatest commander; and that with his own hand he slew the duke's brother. We have lost our labor; they are gone a contrary way: hark! you may know by their trumpets. Mar. Come, let's return again, and suffice ourselves with the report of it. Well, Diana, take heed of this French earl: the honor of a maid is her name; and no legacy is so rich as honesty. Wid. I have told my neighbour, how you have been solicited by a gentleman his companion. A Mar. I know that knave; hang him! one Parolles: a filthy officer he is in those sugges tions for the young earl. Beware of them, Diana; their promises, enticements, coaths, tokens, and all these engines of lust, are not the things they go under: many a maid hath been seduced by them; and the misery is, example, that so terrible shows in the wreck of maidenhood, cannot for all that dissuade succession, but that they are limed with the twigs that threaten them. I hope, I need not to advise you further; but, I hope, your own grace will keep you where you are, though there were no further danger known, but the modesty which is so lost. Dia. You shall not need to fear me. Enter HELENA, in the dress of a Pilgrim. Wid. I hope so. Look, here comes a pilgrim: I know she will lie at my house: thither they send one another: I'll question her.God save you, pilgrim! Whither are you bound? Goold goog word bus! Hel. To Saint Jaques le grand. Where do the palmers lodge, I do beseech you? Wid. You came, I think, from France? That has done worthy service. Hel. a one? Hel. But by the ear, that hears most nobly of him: Wid. He does, indeed; And brokes with all that can in such a suit Corrupt the tender honor of a maid: 1 Lord. Believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge, without any malice; but to speak of him as my kinsman, he's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one. good quality worthy your lordship's entertainment. 2 Lord. It were fit you knew him; lest, reposing too far in his virtue, which he hath not, But she is arm'd for him, and keeps her guard he might, at some great and trusty business, in In honestest defence. a main danger, fail you. Ber. I would, I knew in what particular action to try him. 2 Lord. None better than to let him fetch off. his drum, which you hear him so confidently undertake to do. 1 Lord. I, with a troop of Florentines, will suddenly surprise him; such I will have, whom, I am sure, he knows not from the enemy: we will bind and hoodwink him so, that he shall suppose no other but that he is carried into the leaguer of the adversaries, when we bring him to our tents: Be but your lordship present at his examination; if he do not, for the promise of his life, and in the highest compulsion of base fear, offer to betray you, and deliver all the intelligence in his power against you, and that with the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath, never trust my judgment in any thing. 2 Lord. O, for the love of laughter, let him fetch his drum; he says, he has a stratagem for't: when your lordship sees the bottom of his success in't, and to what metal this coun Mar. He's shrewdly vexed at something: terfeit lump of ore will be melted, if you give Look, he has spied us. Wid. Marry, hang you! Mar. And your courtesy, for a ring-carrier ! [Exeunt BERTRAM, PAROLLES, Officers, and Soldiers. Wid. The troop is past: Come, pilgrim, I will bring you Where you shall host: of enjoin'd penitents There's four or five, to great Saint Jaques bound, Already at my house. We'll take your offer kindly. SCENE VI. Camp before Florence. Enter BERTRAM, and the two French Lords. 1 Lord. Nay, good my lord, put him to't: let him have his way. him not John Drum's entertainment, your inclining cannot be removed. Here he comes. Enter PAROLLES. 1 Lord. O, for the love of laughter, hinder not the humor of his design; let him fetch off his drum in any hand. Ber. How now, monsieur? this drum stickssorely in your disposition. 2 Lord. A pox on't, let it go; 'tis but a drum. Par. But a drum! Is't but a drum? A drum so lost! There was an excellent command! to charge in with our horse upou our own wings, and to rend our own soldiers. 2 Lord. That was not to be blamed in the command of the service; it was a disaster of war that Cæsar himself could not have prevented, if he had been there to command. Ber. Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success; some dishonor we had in the loss of that drum; but it is not to be recovered. Par. It might have been recovered. Ber. It might, but it is not now. yondoshad Par. It is to be recovered: but that the merit of service is seldom attributed to the true and |