ACT FIFTH Scene I [A room in the Garter Inn.] Enter Falstaff and Mistress Quickly. Fal. Prithee, no more prattling; go. I'll hold. head, and mince. [Enter Ford.] Hold up your 5 [Exit Mrs. Quickly.] How now, Master Brook! Master Brook, the 10 matter will be known to-night, or never. Be you in the park about midnight, at Herne's Ford. Went you not to her yesterday, sir, as you told me you had appointed? Fal. I went to her, Master Brook, as you see, like a poor old man; but I came from her, Master Brook, like a poor old woman. That same knave Ford, her husband, hath the 15 20 25 finest mad devil of jealousy in him, Master SCENE II [Windsor Park.] Enter Page, Shallow, and Slender. Exeunt. Page. Come, come; we'll couch i' the castleditch till we see the light of our fairies. Remember, son Slender, my daughter. Slen. Ay, forsooth; I have spoke with her and we have a nay-word how to know one an- I 5 Shal. That's good too; but what needs either your "mum" or her "budget"? The white 10 will decipher her well enough. It hath struck ten o'clock. Page. The night is dark; light and spirits will become it well. Heaven prosper our sport! No man means evil but the devil, and we shall 15 know him by his horns. Let's away; follow me. SCENE III [A street leading to the Park.] Exeunt. Enter Mistress Page, Mistress Ford, and Doctor Caius. Caius. I know vat I have to do. Adieu. Mrs. Ford. Where is Nan now and her troop of 5 10 Mrs. Page. They are all couched in a pit hard 15 by Herne's oak, with obscur'd lights; which, at the very instant of Falstaff's and our meeting, they will at once display to the night. Mrs. Ford. That cannot choose but amaze him. Mrs. Page. If he be not amaz'd, he will be mock'd; 20 if he be amaz'd, he will every way be mock'd. Mrs. Ford. We'll betray him finely. Mrs. Page. Against such lewdsters and their lechery Those that betray them do no treachery. Enter Sir Hugh Evans [disguised], and [others as] Fairies. Evans. Trib, trib, fairies; come; and remember your parts. Be pold, I pray you. Follow SCENE V [Another part of the Park.] Exeunt. Enter Falstaff with a buck's head upon him. Fal. The Windsor bell hath struck twelve; the minute draws on. Now, the hot-blooded gods assist me! Remember, Jove, thou wast a bull for thy Europa; love set on thy horns. 0 Enter Mistress Ford and Mistress Page. Mrs. Ford. Sir John! art thou there, my deer? my male deer ? 5 10 15 Fal. My doe with the black scut! Let the sky 20 rain potatoes; let it thunder to the tune of "Green Sleeves," hail kissing-comfits and snow eringoes; let there come a tempest of provocation, I will shelter me here. Mrs. Ford. Mistress Page is come with me, sweet- 25 heart. Fal. Divide me like a brib'd buck, each a haunch. I will keep my sides to myself, my shoulders for |