Hor. 'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so. Ham. No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: As thus; Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander returneth to dust; the dust is earth; of earth we make loam: And why of that loam, whereto he was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel? Imperious Cesar, dead, and turn'd to clay, Might stop a hole to keep the wind away: O, that the earth, which kept the world in [flaw! awe, Should patch a wall to expel the winter's But soft! but soft! aside: -Here comes the Could not, with all their quantity of love, Make up my sum.-What wilt thou do for her? King. O, he is mad, Laertes. Queen. For love of God, forbear him. Ham. 'Zounds, show me what thou'lt do : Woul't weep? woul't fight? woul't fast? woul't tear thyself? Woul't drink up Esil? eat a crocodile ? I'll rant as well as thou. Queen. This is mere madness: And thus awhile the fit will work on him; Anon, as patient as the female dove, When that her golden couplets are disclos'd,t His silence will sit drooping. Ham. Hear you, Sir; What is the reason that you use me thus? I lov'd you ever: But it is no matter; Let Hercules himself do what he may, The cat will mew, and dog will have his day. [Exit. King. I pray thee, good Horatio, wait upon him.[Exit HORATIO. Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech; [TO LAERTES. We'll put the matter to the present push.Good Gertrude, set some watch over your This grave shall have a living monument: An hour of quiet shortly shall we see; Till then, in patience our proceeding be. son. [Exeunt. SCENE II.-A Hall in the Castle. Ham. So much for this, Sir: now shall you see the other; You do remember all the circumstance? Ham. Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting, That would not let me sleep: methought, I lay * Eisel is vinegar; but Mr. Steevens conjectures the word should be Weisel, a river which falls into the Baltic † Hatchel. ocean. Worse than the mutines in the bilboes.t | They are not near my conscience; their defeat teach us, There's a divinity that shapes our ends, My sea-gown scarf'd about me, in the dark A royal knavery; an exact command,- lanies, Or** I could make a prologue to my brains, Hor. Ay, good my lord. Does by their own insinuation grow : Hor. Why, what a king is this! upon? He that hath kill'd my king, and whor'd my To quit him with this arm? and is't not to To let this canker of our nature come Hor. It must be shortly known to him from What is the issue of the business there. Ham. It will be short; the interim is mine; For, by the image of my cause, I see Hor. Peace; who comes here? Enter OSRIC. Osr. Your lordship is right welcoine back to Denmark. Ham. I humbly thank you, Sir.- Dost know this waterfly ?‡ Hor. No, my good lord. Ham. Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a vice to know him: He hath much land, and fertile: let a beast be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at the king's mess: 'Tis a Ham. An earnest conjuration from the chough; but, as I say, spacious in the pos king, As England was his faithful tributary; flourish; As peace should still her wheaten garland Without debatement further, more, or less, Hor. How was this seal'd? session of dirt. Osr. Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I should impart a thing to you from his majesty. Ham. I will receive it, Sir, with all diligence of spirit: Your bonnet to its right use; 'tis for the head. Osr. 1 thank your lordship, 'tis very hot. Ham. No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is northerly. Osr. It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed. Ham. But yet, methinks, it is very sultry and hot; or my complexion Osr. Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sul Ham. Why, even in that was heaven ordi- try, -as 'twere, -I cannot tell how-My lord, nant; safely, Hor. So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't. Garnished. ** Before. Confessing. Bugbears. 1 Looking over. A note of connection. his majesty bade me signify to you, that he has laid a great wager on your head: Sir, this is the matter, Ham. I beseech you, remember [HAMLET moves him to put on his Hat. Osr. Nay, good my lord; for my ease, in good faith. Sir, here is newly come to court, Laertes: believe me, an absolute gentleman, full of most excellent differences, of very soft society, and great showing: Indeed, to speak feelingly of him, he is the card** or calendar of gentry, for you shall find in him the continentit of what part a gentleman would see. Ham. Sir, this definement suffers no perdition in you;-though, I know, to divide him 11 Following. ft The country and pattern for imitation: nventorially, would dizzy the arithmetic of memory; and yet but raw neither, in respect of his quick sail. But, in the verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of great article; and his infusion of such dearth and rareness, as, to make true diction of him, his semblable is his mirror; and, who else would trace him, his umbrage, nothing more.* Osr. Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him. Ham. The concernancy, Sir? why do we wrap the gentleman in our more rawer breath? Osr. Sir? Hor. Is't not possible to understand in another tongue? You will do't, Sir, really. Ham. What imports the nominationt of this gentleman? Osr. Of Laertes? Osr. Shall I deliver you so ? Ham. To this effect, Sir; after what flourish your nature will. Osr. I commend my duty to your lordship. [Exit. Ham. Yours, yours.-He does well to commend it himself; there are no tongues else for's turn. Hor. This lapwing* runs away with the shell on his head. Ham. He did complyt with his dug, before he sucked it. Thus has he (and many more of the same breed, that, I know, the drossy‡ age dotes on,) only got the tune of the time, and outward habit of encounter; a kind of yestys collection, which carries them through and through the most fond and winnowed opinions; and do but blow them to their trial, Hor. His purse is empty already; all his the bubbles are out. golden words are spent. Ham. Of him, Sir. Osr. I know, you are not ignorant Ham. I would, you did, Sir; yet, in faith, if you did, it would not much approve me;Well, Sir. Osr. You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is Ham. I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with him in excellence; but, to know a man well, were to know himself. Osr. I mean, Sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation laid on him by them, in his meeds he's unfellowed. Ham. What's his weapon? Ham. That's two of his weapons: but, well. Osr. The king, Sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary horses: against the which he has impawned, as I take it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their assigns, as girdle, hangers, and so: Three of the carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, very responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages, and of very liberal conceit. Ham. What call you the carriages? Hor. I knew, you must be edified by the margent,** ere you had done. Osr. The carriages, Sir, are the hangers. Ham. The phrase would be more germantt to the matter, if we could carry a cannon by our sides; I would, it might be hangers till then. But, on: Six Barbary horses against six French swords, their assigns, and three liberal conceited carriages; that's the French bet against the Danish: Why is this impawned, as you call it? Osr. The king, Sir, hath laid, that in a dozen passes between yourself and him, he shall not exceed you three hits; he hath laid, on twelve for nine; and it would come to immediate trial, if your lordship would vouchsafe the answer. Ham. How, if I answer, no? person in trial. Ham. Sir, I will walk here in the hall: If it please his majesty, it is the breathing time of day with me: let the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the king hold his purpose, I will win for him, if I can; if not, I will gain nothing but my shame, and the odd hits. * This speech is a ridicule of the court jargon of that time.. + Mentioning. ‡ Recommend. Praise. 11 Imponed, put down, staked. That part of the belt by which the sword was suspended. ** Margin of a book which contains explanatory notes. Enter a LORD. Lord. My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young Osric, who brings back to him, that you attend him in the hall: He sends to know, if your pleasure hold to play with Laertes, or that you will take longer time. Ham. I am constant to my purposes, they follow the king's pleasure: if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now, or whensoever, provided I be so able as now. Lord. The king, and queen, and all are coming down. Ham. In happy time. Lord. The queen desires you, to use some gentle entertainment to Laertes, before you fall to play. Ham. She well instructs me. [Exit LORD. Hor. You will lose this wager, my lord. Ham. I do not think so; since he went into France, I have been in continual practice; I shall win at the odds. But thou wouldst not think, how ill all's here about my heart: but it is no matter. Hor. Nay, good my lord,Ham. It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of gain-giving, as would, perhaps, trouble a woman. Hor. If your mind dislike any thing, obey it: I will forestal** their repair hither, and say, you are not fit. a Ham. Not a whit, we defy augury; there is special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the readiness is all: Since no man, of aught he leaves, knows, what is't to leave betimes? Let be. ft A-kin. * A bird which runs about immediately as it is hatched, ** Prevent. Sir, in this audience, Let my disclaiming from a purpos'd evil Laer. I am satisfied in nature, To keep my name ungor'd:* But till that time, Ham. I embrace it freely; And will this brother's wager frankly play. Give us the foils; come on. Laer. Come, one for me. Ham. I'll be your foil, Laertes; in mine ig both : But since he's better'd, we have therefore odds. If Hamlet gives the first or second hit, And let the kettle to the trumpet speak, And you, the judges, bear a wary eye. Ham. Come on, Sir. Laer. Come, my lord. Ham. One. Luer. No. Ham. Judgement. Osr. A hit, a very palpable hit. [LAERTES wounds HAMLET; then, in scuffling, they change Rapiers, and HAMLET wounds LAERTES. King. Part them, they are incens'd. Hor. They bleed on both sides:-How is it, my lord? Osr. How is't, Laertes? Laer. Why, as a woodcock to my own springe, Osric; I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery. King. She swoons to see them bleed. Queen. No, no, the drink, the drink,-O my dear Hamlet! The drink, the drink: I am poison'd! [Dies. No medicine in the world can do thee good, Ham. The point Envenom'd too! -Then, venom, to thy work. [Stabs the KING. Osr. & Lords. Treason! treason! hurt. [They play. Drink off this potion :-Is the union here? King. Stay, give me drink; Hamlet, this pearl is thine; Here's to thy health. - Give him the cup. [Trumpets sound; and Cannon shot off within. Ham. I'll play this bout first, set it by awhile. Unwounded. † Large jugs. † A precious pearl. Follow my mother. [KING dies. Laer. He is justly serv'd; It is a poison temper'd|| by himself.Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet: Mine and my father's death come not upon thee; Nor thine on me. [Dies. Ham. Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee. * Handkerchief. + Drinks good luck to you. † Boy. The foil without a button, and poisoned point. || Mixed. I am dead, Horatio :-Wretched queen, a- | What feast is toward in thine eternal cell, dieu! You that look pale and tremble at this chance, Thou liv'st; report me and my cause aright Hor. Never believe it; I am more an antique Roman than a Dane, Ham. As thou'rt a man,- hind me? That thou so many princes, at a shot, 1 Amb. The sight is dismal; And our affairs from England come too late: The ears are senseless, that should give us hearing, To tell him, his commandment is fulfill'd, That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead: Where should we have our thanks? Hor. Not from his mouth, Had it the ability of life to thank you; Are here arriv'd; give order, that these bodies on the inventors' heads: all this can I Truly deliver. Fort. Let us haste to hear it, And call the noblest to the audience. For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune; I have some rights of memory in this kingdom, Which now to claim my vantage doth invite :: |