Hel. Monsieur Parolles, you were born un- | The Tuscan service, freely have they leave der a charitable star. Par. Under Mars, I. Hel. I especially think, under Mars. Par. Why under Mars? Hel. The wars have so kept you under, that you must needs be born under Mars. Par. When he was predominant. Hel. When he was retrograde, I think, rather. Par. Why think you so? Hel. You go so much backward, when you fight. Par. That's for advantage. Hel. So is running away, when fear proposes the safety: But the composition, that your valour and fear makes in you, is a virtue of a good wing, and I like the wear well. Par. I am so full of businesses, I cannot answer thee acutely: I will return perfect courtier; in the which, my instruction shall serve to naturalize thee, so thou wilt be capable* of a courtier's counsel, and understand what advice shall thrust upon thee; else thou diest in thine unthankfulness, and thine ignorance makes thee away: farewell. When thou hast leisure, say thy prayers; when thou hast none, remember thy friends: get thee a good husband, and use him as he uses thee: so fare well. [Exit. Hel. Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to heaven: the fated sky Gives us free scope; only, doth backward pull That makes me see, and cannot feed mine eye? A certainty, vouch'd from our cousin Austria, 1 Lord. His love and wisdom, Approv'd so to your majesty, may plead For amplest credence. King. He hath arm'd our answer, * I. e. Thou wilt comprehend it. + Things formed by nature for each other. The citizens of the small republic of which Sienna is the capital. To stand on either part. 2 Lord. It may well serve A nursury to our gentry, who are sick King. What's he comes here? Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES. 1 Lord. It is the count Rousillon, my good Young Bertram. [lord, King. Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face; Frank nature, rather curious than in haste, Hath well compos'd thee. Thy father's moral now, As when thy father, and myself, in friendship [now Ber. His good remembrance, Sir, Lies richer in your thoughts, than on his tomb; So in approof; lives not his epitaph, As in your royal speech. King. 'Would, I were with him! He would always say, (Methinks, I hear him now; his plausive words He scatter'd not in ears, but grafted them, To grow there, and to bear,) - Let me not live,Thus his good melancholy oft began, On the catastrophe and heel of pastime, When it was out, -Let me not live, quoth he, After my flame lacks oil, to be the snuff Of younger spirits, whose apprehensive senses All but new things disdain; whose judgements are Mere fathers of their garments; whose con stancies SCENE III.-Rousillon. A Room in the Enter COUNTESS, STEWARD, and CLOWN. Count. I will now hear : what say you of this gentlewoman? Stew. Madam, the care I have had to even your content, I wish might be found in the calendar of my past endeavours; for then we wound our modesty, and make foul the clearness of our deservings, when of ourselves we publish them. Count. What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah: The complaints, I have heard of you, I do not all believe; 'tis my slowness, that I do not: for, I know, you lack not folly to commit them, and have ability enough to make surh knaveries yours. C.. 'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a poor ellow. Count. Well, Sir. Clo. No, madam, 'tis not so well, that I am poor; though many of the rich are damned: But, if I may have your ladyship's good will to go to the world, Isbel the woman and I will do as we may. Count. Wilt thou needs be a beggar? Clo. In Isbel's case, and mine own. Service is no heritage: and, I think, I shall never have the blessing of God, till I have issue of my body; for, they say, bearns are blessings. Count. Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry. Clo. My poor body, madam, requires it: I am driven on by the flesh; and he must needs go, that the devil drives. Count. Is this all your worship's reason? Clo. Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons, such as they are. Count. May the world know them? Clo. I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and all flesh and blood are; and indeed, I do marry, that I may repent. Count. Thy marriage, sooner than thy wicked ness. Clo. I am out of friends, madam; and I hope to have friends for my wife's sake. Count. Such friends are thine enemies, knave. Clo. You are shallow, madam; e'en great friends; for the knaves come to do that for me, which I am a-weary of. He, that ears my land, spares my team, and gives me leave to inn the crop: if I be his cuckold, he's my drudge: He, that comforts my wife, is the cherisher of my flesh and blood; he, that cherishes my flesh and blood, loves my flesh and blood; he, that loves my flesh and blood, is my friend: ergo,|| he that kisses my wife, is my friend. If men could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage; for young Charbon the puritan, and old Poysam the papist, howsoe'er their hearts are severed in religion, their heads are both one, they may joll horns together, like any deer i'the herd. Count. Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouthed and calumnious knave ? Clo. A prophet I, madam; and I speak the truth the next way:* For I the ballad will repeat, Count. Get you gone, Sir; I'll talk with you more anon. Stew. May it please you, madam, that he bid Helen come to you; of her I am to speak. Count. Sirrah, tell my gentlewoman, I would speak with her; Helen I mean. Clo. Was this fair face the cause, quoth she, Why the Grecians sacked Troy? Was this king Priam's joy? And gave this sentence then; Count. What, one good in ten? you corrupt the song, sirrah. Clo. One good woman in ten, madam; which is a purifying o' the song: 'Would God would serve the world so all the year! we'd find no fault with the tythe-woman, if I were the parson: One in ten, quoth a'! an we might have a good woman born but every blazing star, or at an earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery well; a man may draw his heart out, ere he pluck one. Count. You'll be gone, Sir knave, and do as I command you? Clo. That man should be at woman's com. mand, and yet no hurt done!-Though honesty be no puritan, yet it will do no hurt; it will wear the surplice of humility over the black gown of a big heart. I am going, forsooth: the business is for Helen to come hither. Count. Well, now. [Exit CLOWN. Stew. I know, madam, you love your gentlewoman entirely. Count. Faith, I do her father bequeathed her to me; and she herself, without other advantage, may lawfully make title to as much love as she finds: there is more owing her, than is paid; and more shall be paid her, than she'll demand. Stew. Madam, I was very late more near her than, I think, she wished me: alone she was, and did communicate to herself, her own words to her own ears; she thought, I dare vow for her, they touched not any stranger sense. Her matter was, she loved your son: Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had put such difference betwixt their two estates; Love, no god, that would not extend his might, only where qualities were level; Diana, no queen of virgins, that would suffer her poor knight to be surprised, without rescue, in the first assault, or ransom afterward: This she delivered in the most bitter touch of sorrow, that e'er I heard virgin exclaim in: which I held my duty, speedily to acquaint you withal; sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns you something to know it. Count. You have discharged this honestly; keep it to yourself: many likelihoods informed me of this before, which hung so tottering in the balance, that I could neither believe, nor * The nearest way. + Foolishly done. † Sinoz. misdoubt: Pray you leave me: stall this in | That truth should be suspected: Speak, is't so ? your bosom, and I thank you for your honest care: I will speak with you further anon. Enter HELENA. [Exit STEWARD. Count. Even so it was with me, when I was Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong; Our blood to us, this to our blood is born; By our remembrances of days foregone, Her eye is sick on't; I observe her now. I am a mother to you. Hel. Mine honourable mistress. Count. Nay, a mother; Why not a mother? When I said a mother, Methought you saw a serpent: What's in mother, That you start at it? I say, I am your mother; And put you in the catalogue of those That were enwombed mine: 'Tis often seen, Adoption strives with nature; and choice breeds (So that my lord, your son, were not my brother,) [mothers, Indeed, my mother! or were you both our I care no more for, than I do for heaven, So I were not his sister: Can't no other, But, I your daughter, he must be my brother? Count. Yes, Helen, you might be my daughter-in-law; (mother, God shield, you mean it not! daughter, and You love my son; invention is asham'd, I. e. I care as much for: I wish it equally. + Contend. The source, the cause of your grief. If it be so, you have wound a goodly clue; Het. Good madam, pardon me! bond, Whereof the world takes note: come, come, The state of your affection; for your passions Have to the full appeach'd. Hel. Then, I confess, My friends were poor, but honest; so's my love. By any token of presumptuous suit; Nor would I have him, till I do deserve him; The sun, that looks upon his worshipper, Let not your hate encounter with my love, Hel. Madam, I had. Count. Wherefore? tell true. [truly, Of rare and prov'd effects, such as his reading, Count. This was your motive For Paris, was it? speak. Hel. My lord your son made me to think of this; Else Paris, and the medicine, and the king, Had, from the conversation of my thoughts, Haply, been absent then. Count. But think you, Helen, If you should tender your supposed aid, He would receive it? He and his physicians Are of a mind; he, that they cannot help him, They, that they cannot help: How shall they credit A poor unlearned virgin, when the schools, I. e. Whose respectable conduct in age proves that you were no less virtuous when young. + I. c. Venus. + Receipts in which greater virtues were enclosed than appeared, The bravest questant; shrinks, find what you That fame may cry you loud: I say, farewell. 2 Lord. Health, at your bidding, serve your majesty! them; King. Those girls of Italy, take heed of They say, our French lack language to deny, If they demand: beware of being captives, Before you serve. Both. Our hearts receive your warnings. [The KING retires to a couch. 1 Lord. O my sweet lord, that you will stay behind us! Par. 'Tis not his fault: the spark2 Lord. O, 'tis brave wars! Par. Mostadmirable: I have seen those wars. tured body. 1 Lord. Farewell, captain. 2 Lord. Sweet monsieur Parolles! Par. Noble heroes, my sword and yours are kin. Good sparks and lustrous, a word, good metals:-You shall find in the regiment of the Spinii, one captain Spurio, with his cicatrice, an emblem of war, here on his sinister cheek; it was this very sword entrenched it: say to him, I live; and observe his reports for me. 2 Lord. We shall, noble captain. Par. Mars dote on you for his novices' [Exeunt LORDS.] What will you do? Ber. Stay; the king - [Seeing him rise. Par. Use a more spacious ceremony to the noble lords; you have restrained yourself within the list of too cold an adieu: be more ex pressive to them; for they wear themselves in the cap of the time, t there, do muster true gait, eat, speak, and move under the influence of the most received star; and though the devil lead the measure, such are to be followed: after them, and take a more dilated farewell. Ber. And I will do so. Laf. O, will you eat No grapes, my royal fox? yes, but you will, My noble grapes, an if my royal fox Could reach them: I have seen a medicine, That's able to breathe life into a stone; Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary, With sprightly fire and motion; whose simple Is powerful to araise king Pepin, nay, [touch To give great Charlemain a pen in his hand, And write to her a love-line. King. What her is this? Laf. Why, doctor she: My lord, there's one arriv'd, [honour, If you will see her,-now, by my faith and If seriously I may convey my thoughts In this my light deliverance, I have spoke With one, that, in her sex, her years, profession,tt Wisdom, and constancy, hath amazed me more * In Shakspeare's time it was usual for gentlemen to dance with swords on. + They are the foremost in the fashion. ↑ Have the true military step. The dance. || Unskilfully; a phrase taken from the exercise at a quaintaine. A female physician. **A kind of dance. ++ By profession is meant ber declaration of the object of her coming. Than I dare blame my weakness: Will you Oft expectation fails, and most oft there [ness? (For that is her demand,) and know her busiThat done, laugh well at me. see her King. Now, good Lafeu, Bring in the admiration; that we with thee May spend our wonder too, or take off thine, By wond'ring how thou took'st it. Laf. Nay, I'll fit you, And not be all day neither. [Exit LAFEU. King. Thus he his special nothing ever pro logues. My father; in what he did profess, well found.t King. I knew him. Hel. The rather will I spare my praises towards him; Knowing him, is enough. On his bed of death Many receipts he gave me; chiefly one, Which, as the dearest issue of his practice, And of his old experience the only darling, He bad me store up, as a triple eye, Safer than mine own two, more dear; I have so: And, hearing your high majesty is touch'd With that malignant cause wherein the honour Of my dear father's gift stands chief in power, I come to tender it, and my appliance, With all bound humbleness. King. We thank you, maiden; Our great self and our credit, to esteem grateful: King. I cannot give thee less, to be call'd [give, Thou thought'st to help me; and such thanks I As one near death to those that wish him live: But, what at full I know, thou know'st no part; I knowing all my peril, thou no art. Hel. What I can do, can do no hurt to try, Since you set up your rest 'gainst remedy: He that of greatest works is finisher, Oft does them by the weakest minister: So holy writ in babes hath judgement shown, When judges have been babes. Great floods have flown [dried, From simple sources; and great seas have When miracles have by the greatest been denied. * I am like Pandarus, + Of acknowledged excellence. † A third eye. This must refer to the children of Israel passing the Red Sea, when miracles had been denied by Pharaoh, Where most it promises; and oft it hits, Thy pains, not us'd, must by thyself be paid : Hop'st thou my cure? Hel. The greatest grace lending grace, Ere twice the horses of the sun shall bring Their fiery torcher his diurnal ring; Ere twice in murk and occidental damp Moist Hesperust hath quench'd his sleepy lamp; Or four and twenty times the pilot's glass Hath told the thievish minutes how they pass; What is infirm from your sound parts shall fly, Health shall live free, and sickness freely die. What dar'st thou venture? King. Upon thy certainty and confidence, Hel. Tax of impudence, A strumpet's boldness, a divulged shame,Traduc'd by odious ballads; my maiden's name Sear'd otherwise; no worse of worst extended, With vilest torture let my life be ended. King. Methinks, in thee some blessed spirit doth speak; His powerful sound, within an organ weak: In common sense, sense saves another way. Hel. If I break time, or flinch in property King. Ay, by my sceptre, and my hopes of heaven. kingly hand, Hel. Then shalt thou give me, with thy What husband in thy power I will command: Exempted be from me the arrogance To choose from forth the royal blood of France; My low and humble name to propagate With any branch or image of thy state: But such a one, thy vassal, whom I know Is free for me to ask, thee to bestow. King. Here is my hand; the premis premises observ'd, Thy will by my performance shall be serv'd; So make the choice of thy own time; for I, Thy resolv'd patient, on thee still rely. More should I question thee, and more I must; Though, more to know, could not be more to trust; 1. e. Pretend to greater things than befits the medio crity of my condition. + The evening star. II. e. May be counted among the gifts enjoyed by ther. The spring or morning of life |