Ford. Stand not amaz'd: here is no remedy.In love, the heavens themselves do guide the state; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate. Fal. I am glad, though you have ta'en a special stand to strike at me, that your arrow hath glanced. Page. Well, what remedy?-Fenton, heaven give thee joy! What cannot be eschew'd, must be embrac'd. Fal. When night-dogs run, all sorts of deer are chas'd. Mrs Page. Well, I will muse no farther.-Master Heaven give you many, many merry days! Ford. Let it be so.-Sir John, ACT I. SCENE I.-An Apartment in the Duke's Palace. Enter Duke, ESCALUS, Lords, and Attendants. Duke. Escalus, Escal. My lord? Duke. Of government the properties to unfold, Would seem in me t' affect speech and discourse; Since I am put to know that your own science Exceeds, in that, the lists of all advice My strength can give you: then no more remains, But that to your sufficiency, as your worth is able; And let them work. The nature of our people, Our city's institutions, and the terms For common justice, you're as pregnant in That we remember. There is our commission, [Giving it. From which we would not have you warp.-Call hither, I say, bid come before us Angelo. [Exit an Attendant. What figure of us think you he will bear? For, you must know, we have with special soul Elected him our absence to supply; Lent him our terror, drest him with our love, And given his deputation all the organs Of our own power. What think you of it? Escal. If any in Vienna be of worth To undergo such ample grace and honour, It is lord Angelo. Duke. Look where he comes. Not light them for themselves; for if our virtues As if we had them not. Spirits are not finely touch'd, But to fine issues; nor nature never lends Both thanks and use. But I do bend my speech [Tendering his commission. In our remove, be thou at full ourself; Ang. [Gives it. Now, good my lord, Lucio. Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate, that went to sea with the ten commandments, but scraped one out of the table. 2 Gent. "Thou shalt not steal?" Lucio. Ay, that he razed. I Gent. Why, 'twas a commandment to command the captain and all the rest from their functions: they put forth to steal. There's not a soldier of us all, that, in the thanksgiving before meat, doth relish the petition well that prays for peace. 2 Gent. I never heard any soldier dislike it. Lucio. I believe thee; for I think thou never wast where grace was said. 2 Gent. No? a dozen times at least. I Gent. What, in metre? Lucio. In any proportion, or in any language. Lucio. Ay; why not? Grace is grace, despite of all controversy: as, for example,-thou thyself art a wicked villain, despite of all grace. 1 Gent. Well, there went but a pair of shears between us. Lucio. I grant; as there may between the lists and the velvet: thou art the list. I Gent. And thou the velvet: thou art good velvet; thou art a three-piled piece, I warrant thee. I had as lief be a list of an English kersey, as be piled, as thou art piled, for a French velvet. Do I speak feelingly now? Lucio. I think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful feeling of thy speech: I will, out of thine own confession, learn to begin thy health; but, whilst I live, forget to drink after thee. 1 Gent. I think I have done myself wrong, have I not? 2 Gent. Yes, that thou hast, whether thou art tainted, or free. Lucio. Behold, behold, where madam Mitigation comes! I have purchased as many diseases under her roof, as come to 2 Gent. To what, I pray? Lucio. Judge. I Gent. How now! Which of your hips has the most profound sciatica? Mrs Ov. Well, well; there's one yonder arrested and carried to prison, was worth five thousand of you all. 2 Gent. Who's that, I pray thee? Mrs Ov. Marry, Sir, that's Claudio, signior Claudio. I Gent. Claudio to prison! 'tis not so. Mrs Ov. Nay, but I know 'tis so: I saw him arrested; saw him carried away; and, which is more, within these three days his head is to be chopped off. Lucio. But, after all this fooling, I would not have Art thou sure of this? it so. Mrs Ov. I am too sure of it; and it is for getting madam Julietta with child. Lucio. Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two hours since, and he was ever precise in promise-keeping. 2 Gent. Besides, you know, it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose. I Gent. But most of all, agreeing with the proclamation. Lucio. Away! let's go learn the truth of it. [Exeunt LUCIO and Gentlemen. Mrs Ov. Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat, what with the gallows, and what with poverty, I am custom-shrunk. Enter Clown. How now! what's the news with you? Mrs Ov. But what's his offence? Clo. Groping for trouts in a peculiar river. Mrs Ov. What, is there a maid with child by him? Clo. No; but there's a woman with maid by him. You have not heard of the proclamation, have you? Mrs Ov. What proclamation, man? Clo. All houses in the suburbs of Vienna must be plucked down. Mrs Ov. And what shall become of those in the city? Clo. They shall stand for seed: they had gone down too, but that a wise burgher put in for them. Mrs Ov. But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down? Clo. To the ground, mistress. Mrs Ov. Why, here's a change indeed in the commonwealth! What shall become of me? Clo. Come; fear not you: good counsellors lack no clients: though you change your place, you need not change your trade; I'll be your tapster still. Courage! there will be pity taken on you: you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you will be considered. Enter Provost, CLAUDIO, JULIET, and Officers. Claud. Fellow, why dost thou show me thus to the world? Bear me to prison, where I am committed. Claud. Thus can the demi-god, Authority, Enter LUCIO and two Gentlemen. Lucio. Why, how now, Claudio! whence comes this restraint? Claud. From too much liberty, my Lucio, liberty: As surfeit is the father of much fast, So every scope by the immoderate use Turns to restraint. Our natures do pursue, Like rats that ravin down their proper bane, A thirsty evil; and when we drink, we die. Lucio. If I could speak so wisely under an arrest, I would send for certain of my creditors: and yet, to say the truth, I had as lief have the foppery of freedom, as the morality of imprisonment.—What's thy offence Claudio? Claud. What but to speak of would offend again. Lucio. What is it? murder? Claud. No. Lucio. Lechery? Claud. Call it so. Prov. Away, Sir! you must go. Claud. One word, good friend.-Lucio, a word with you. [Takes him aside. Lucio. A hundred, if they'll do you any good.-Is lechery so looked after? [contract, Claud. Thus stands it with me:-Upon a true From whom we thought it meet to hide our love, The stealth of our most mutual entertainment, Claud. Unhappily, even so. And the new deputy now for the duke,— A horse whereon the governor doth ride, Which have, like unscour'd armour, hung by the wall So long, that nineteen zodiacks have gone round, And none of them been worn; and, for a name, Now puts the drowsy and neglected act Freshly on me:-'tis surely, for a name. Lucio. I warrant it is: and thy head stands so tickle on thy shoulders, that a milk-maid, if she be in love, may sigh it off. Send after the duke, and appeal to him. Claud. I have done so, but he's not to be found. Acquaint her with the danger of my state; Lucio. I pray she may; as well for the encouragement of the like, which else would stand under grievous imposition, as for the enjoying of thy life, who I would be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack. I'll to her. Claud. I thank you, good friend Lucio. Come, officer, away! [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-A Monastery. Enter Duke and Friar THOMAS. Duke. No, holy father; throw away that thought: Believe not that the dribbling dart of love Can pierce a complete bosom. Why I desire thee To give me secret harbour, hath a purpose More grave and wrinkled than the aims and ends Of burning youth. Fri. May your grace speak of it? (A man of stricture, and firm abstinence) Duke. We have strict statutes, and most biting laws, (The needful bits and curbs to head-strong steeds,) Which for these fourteen years we have let sleep; Even like an o'ergrown lion in a cave, That goes not out to prey. Now, as fond fathers, Having bound up the threatening twigs of birch, Only to stick it in their children's sight For terror, not to use, in time the rod Becomes more mock'd than fear'd; so our decrees, And liberty plucks justice by the nose; Fri. Duke. E 'Twould be my tyranny to strike and gall them For what I bid them do: for we bid this be done, When evil deeds have their permissive pass, And not the punishment. Therefore, indeed, my father, I have on Angelo impos'd the office; Who may, in th' ambush of my name, strike home, To do it slander. And to behold his sway, Like a true friar. More reasons for this action Is more to bread than stone: hence shall we see, SCENE V.-A Nunnery. Enter ISABELLA and FRANCISCA. [Exeunt. Isab. And have you nuns no farther privileges? Fran. Are not these large enough? Isab. Yes, truly: I speak not as desiring more; But rather wishing a more strict restraint Upon the sisterhood, the votarists of Saint Clare. Lucio. [Within.] Ho! Peace be in this place! Isab. Who's that which calls? Fran. It is a man's voice. Gentle Isabella, Turn you the key, and know his business of him: You may, I may not; you are yet unsworn. When you have vow'd, you must not speak with By vain, though apt, affection. Isab. O! let him marry her. She it is. This is the point. Governs lord Angelo; a man whose blood Lucio. Isab. Alas! what poor ability's in me To do him good? Lucio. Assay the power you have. All their petitions are as freely theirs But speedily. Isab. I will about it straight; No longer staying but to give the mother Notice of my affair. I humbly thank you: Commend me to my brother: soon at night I'll send him certain word of my success. Lucio. I take my leave of you. Isab.. Good Sir, adieu. [Exeunt. |