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ber of persons married also slowly augmented to 1821, when they amounted to 201,736-exceeding those of 1815 only by 1848. The price of corn was 66s. in 1815, 78s. in 1816, 988. in 1817, and fell to 87s. in 1818; and to 76s., 688., and 56s., in 1819-21.

1822-8.-Within this epoch falls the terrible year of speculation mania (1825), when, however, the number of marriages was not so great as might have been expected to be the case during the reign of the delusion. The mania was, in fact, chiefly confined to gambling in shares and loans, and was restricted to a comparatively small class of the community in towns, as contrasted with the recent railway mania, which gave employment and high wages to thousands upon thousands throughout the country. From 209,446, in 1824, the numbers rose to 220,856-wheat being at 69s. as compared with 64s. in 1824; and although in 1826 corn fell to 59s., the collapse of the excited hopes of the country was followed by a decrease of the persons married to 209,882; but by 1828 the numbers had more than recovered themselves (222,348).

1828-37.-In 1829 wheat rose from 60s. to 66s., and the numbers sank to 208,632. Trade had become depressed; riots occurred in the manufacturing districts; and during the next four years fluctuations occurred according to the progress of important political events then in action. In 1833 and 1834, cheapening of provisions and a great commercial development took place with a corresponding increase of the numbers.

In 1843 the numbers were 247,636, and increased in 1844 to 264,498, and in 1845 to 287,486.

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the produce of skill and labour; and though skill moves per saltum in inventions, human labour advances slowly, as generation follows generation.' In the invariable decline of marriages following an increase of their numbers, they have never fallen back to the original numbers - population increasing faster than they. While the marriages increase in times of prosperity, it is a general rule that the proportion of marriages to the population decreases as the mortality decreases, and that marriage takes place later as life becomes longer. A few interesting facts relating to the 143,743 marriages performed in England in 1845 may be added. of these, 129,515 were performed according to the rites of the established church, and 14,228 not according to these rites-a proportion of nearly 9 to 1. About 18,000 licenses are granted by Doctors' Commons and country surrogates annually-yielding a revenue of at least L.36,000 per annum. There were 9997 marriages in registered places of worship other than churches; 3977 in superintendent-registrars' offices; 180 according to Jewish rites; and 74 between Quakers: 6287 men and 19,376 women were married under 21 years of age: of the men, 4:37 per cent. were minors, and 13:48 per cent. of the women; 18,176 (or 12-64 per cent.) of the men were widowers; 12,369 (or 8.60 per cent.) of the women widows; 47,665 (332 per cent.) of the men and 71,229 (or 496 per cent.) of the women signed the register with marks! 2 in 3 of the men, and only 1 in 2 of the women, wrote their names-and this in the middle of the nineteenth century!

How much is it to be regretted that, for want of proper marriage registers in Scotland, there can be no analysis of the above nature presented respecting that part of the United Kingdom!

THAT WHICH MONEY CANNOT BUY. MR WAKEFIELD was the proprietor of the fine farm of Stoke in the county of Somerset, and passed for the richest yeoman in the neighbourhood. He began life as a small farmer, and everything succeeded with him: the wind which blighted the harvest of his neighbours seemed to pass harmless over his fields; the distemper which decimated their flocks spared his; whenever he wanted to buy, the prices were sure to lower in the

The Registrar-General remarks, that the marriage returns indicate the periods of present or anticipated prosperity almost as distinctly as do the funds the hopes and fears of the money market. It appears, 1st, That marriages always increase at the termination of a period of war, when a great number of persons are discharged from active service with small pensions, and still more from the stimulus given to employment by the greater activity of trade and extension of commerce. Such increase took place at the Peace of Paris, the Peace of Amiens, and at the close of the last war. 2d, While wages have a limited range, the price of corn undergoes great variations; and, with few exceptions, marriages increase when corn is cheap, and decrease when dearth prevails. 3d, The establishment of new or ex-market; and if he wished to sell, they generally rose tension of old employments, giving an increase of in- as opportunely. In fact he was one of those spoiled come to greater numbers, is always followed by a children of fortune whose numbers in the lottery of life notable increase of marriages, as is seen in respect to always draw a prize, and who can afford to begin an the cotton manufacture, the canals of the last century, undertaking, just as we plant a slip of osier, leaving to and the railways of the present. 4th, Increase of mar- the rain and sunshine the care of bringing it to maturiages accompanies the periodical epidemics of specu-rity. Deceived by this continued career of good forlation which are witnessed in this country. 5th, The tune, he had ended by glorying in his success, as if it nation is sometimes extraordinarily sanguine. A states- had been but the due reward of his own industry. He man of genius, like Lord Chatham, at the head of affairs, himself attributed this easy conquest over every diffiproduces the same confidence in a country as the pre- culty to the skilful employment of his money, to which sence of a Cæsar, Napoleon, or Wellington on an army. he assigned all the wonderful powers with which the Great victories, the joy of peace, large financial or magic wand of fairies was in former days supposed to political measures, new discoveries in science, new ap- be endowed. In other respects, Mr Wakefield, jovial, plications of the powers of nature, the opening of king-friendly, and kind-hearted, had not contracted any of doms and continents to commerce, raise public feeling those vices which are too often the attendants of prosto a state of exaltation, long before the slightest im- perity, but his self-importance made him now and then provement in the material condition of the population appear a little ridiculous. One morning, as he was is realised by those measures that are likely to have busily employed superintending the masons and carultimately that effect; and such periods are almost in- penters, who were employed in making some additions variably accompanied by an increase of the number of to his house, he was saluted, in passing, by one of his marriages.' neighbours, an old retired schoolmaster, who had laboured hard in his vocation for forty years. Old Allan, as this personage was called, lived in a small house of rather mean appearance, in which he had dwelt for many years, happy in the respect which was felt for him by all his neighbours, on account of his excellent character, and thankful for the small share of this world's goods which had fallen to his lot.

The various causes influencing the increase or diminution of marriages differ in energy, and may be combined, or even opposed to each other. But after any extraordinary increase of their number, or any unusual consumption of the comforts, stimulants, or necessaries of life, a corresponding diminution is always found, testifying to the very uncertain description of that prosperity, immediately on the occurrence of which so many hasten to incur the additional responsibilities of the married state. 'Wealth may be suddenly destroyed, but a sudden creation of wealth is impossible, for it is

The proprietor of Stoke warmly returned his salute, and exclaimed gaily, Well, neighbour, suppose you are come to see my improvements: come in, friend, come in; one is always in want of a little advice from

such a philosopher as you.' This epithet of philosopher had been bestowed upon the old schoolmaster in the village partly from esteem, partly in badinage; it was, at the same time, a harmless criticism on his taste for 'wise saws and modern instances,' and a homage which was rendered by all to his cheerful temper and the undisturbed serenity of his mind.

The old man smiled good-humouredly at the summons thus addressed to him by the wealthy farmer, and pushing open the gate, entered his enclosure. Mr Wakefield then showed him, with the satisfied air of a proprietor, the new additions he was making to his already extensive buildings; by means of which he would now have an excellent lock-up coach-house, several spare rooms for his friends, and a small conservatory wherein his wife might indulge her taste for exotics.

All this will cost a great deal,' said Mr Wakefield; 'but one must never regret the expenditure of money when it really adds to one's comfort.'

'You are in the right,' replied Allan: a man who has nothing to annoy him, is worth two discontented men any day.'

"Without reckoning, besides, that we shall gain in health by the change! And this reminds me, friend Allan-do you know that when I was passing your house yesterday an idea struck me all of a sudden?'

That must happen to you more than c.ice in a day, neighbour, I should suppose,' replied the schoolmaster with a smile.

'No, but, without joking,' resumed Wakefield, 'I have found out the reason of your suffering as you do from rheumatism: it is the fault of that row of poplars which masks your windows, and shuts out the air and light.'

'Yes,' replied the old man, at first they formed only a little leafy wall, which was refreshing to the sight, attracted the birds as a nesting place, and allowed a free course to the sun's cheering rays. I used mentally to bless my neighbours the Rengtons who had planted such a border to their garden; but since then, the wall has risen in height, and that which at first lent a charm and gaiety to the scene, is now transformed into a source of gloom and of discomfort. Thus is it too often in life-that which seems graceful and amusing in the child, is hateful and repelling in the man; but now the thing cannot be helped, so it is as well to make the best of it.'

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Cannot be helped!' exclaimed the farmer; and why not? Why should not the poplars be cut down?'

To have a right to do that, one must buy them first,' objected the schoolmaster.

'Well, then, I will buy them,' said Mr Wakefield: 'I shall not regret the price, if your rheumatism will only leave you in peace.'

Old Allan expressed the warmest gratitude to the proprietor of Stoke; but the latter laughingly exclaimed, Do not thank me: I only do it to prove that money is good for something.'

Say for a great deal,' replied Allan.

I should say for everything!' rejoined Wakefield. The schoolmaster shook his head. Oh, I know your opinions, old philosopher,' continued the farmer; 'you look upon money with a sort of prejudice.'

'No,' replied Allan, I look upon it as an instrument, which may be powerful in our hands either for good or evil, according to the spirit in which we use it; but there are things in the world which do not bow before its rule.'

And I say that it is the king of the world!' interrupted Wakefield; I say that it is the source of all our enjoyments in life, and that to escape from its influence, one must become an angel in Paradise.'

At this moment a letter was placed in his hand; he opened it, and had no sooner glanced his eye over it, than he uttered an exclamation of joy, and exclaimed triumphantly, Here is another proof of what I have been saying: do you know what this letter contains?'

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'Good news, I hope,' replied Allan.
'My nomination as justice of the peace.'

The schoolmaster offered his sincere congratulations to the proprietor of Stoke on his attainment of this little distinction, which he knew to have been long the object of his ambition, and which he felt that his friend justly merited.

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'Merited!' repeated Wakefield; and can you venture to say in what respect I have merited it, my good neighbour? Is it because I am the cleverest man in the neighbourhood? My next neighbour, Mr Hodson, knows ten times more of the law than I do. Is it because I have rendered greater services to my neighbourhood than anybody else? Here is old Lawrence, who, by his courage and presence of mind, saved ever so many people from being burnt in the late conflagration, and who last year found out a means of curing the rot amongst the sheep. Is it because there is no other honest, right-minded man in the parish of Moreton? Are not you here, Father Allan-you who are old Honesty himself, dressed up in a coat and pantaloons? It must therefore be quite clear to you that I have received the appointment simply as the most influential man in the parish, and that I am the most influential, because I am the richest. Money, my friend, always money! A few minutes ago, I was proving to you that it could purchase health and comfortable ease: now you see how it procures me an honourable appointment which I wished for: to-morrow it will satisfy some new desire. You see, therefore, that the world is a great shop, whence everything is to be had for ready money.' 'Has Peter sold you his dog?' inquired the schoolmaster, waiting a decided answer.

Wakefield looked at him with a smile, and then slapping him on the shoulder, exclaimed, Ah! you want to prove that my theory was at fault! You defied me to persuade Peter to give me up Growler for his weight in gold.'

His weight in gold!' said the schoolmaster; 'that would be a great deal; but I know that the shepherd loves and values his dog as if he were his bosom friend.'

'Well, this bosom friend is now in my possession!' triumphantly rejoined the farmer. Allan started with surprise. Yes,' replied Wakefield, he has been mine since yesterday. Peter had signed a security for his sister: yesterday the bill fell due, and the money was not forthcoming: he came himself to offer to sell me Growler.'

'And the dog is here?'

'Yes, chained up in the inner yard, where he has been supplied with everything which constitutes the happiness of a dog-namely, a well-filled trencher, and a kennel comfortably lined with straw; but come and see for yourself.'

The farmer led the way into the yard, followed by the schoolmaster. They had no sooner entered it, however, than they descried the trencher upset, the chain broken, and the kennel empty. The dog had taken advantage of the night to break his chain, and to escape over the wall.

Is it possible,' exclaimed the astonished farmer, 'he has actually made his escape?'

To return to his old master,' observed Allan. 'And what on earth has he gone in quest of down there? What can he have wanted?'

That which you could not purchase with him,' gently replied the old schoolmaster; even the sight of the man who nourished and cherished him until now! Your kennel was warmer, your provision more abundant, and your chain lighter than that of Peter; but in Peter were centered all his recollections, as well as his habits of attachment; and for the beast, as well as for the man, there are some things which can neither be bought nor sold. Money can purchase indeed almost every earthly good, except the one which lends its value to them all-affection. You are a wise man, my friend; do not forget the lesson which chance has thus taught you: remember, henceforth, that though one may in

deed purchase the dog for money, one can only acquire his faithful attachment by tenderness and care.'

'Yes,' replied the farmer thoughtfully, I now see that there is something which money cannot buy.'

NATURAL LAW OF CLEANLINESS. In these days of universal wash-house, bath, and scouring propensities, it may be amusing as well as interesting to learn what has been long since taught in the kingdom of nature by the silent but impressive method of example.

In endeavouring to illustrate our subject, we shall not enter into its minute details, but seek to glean the general truth from a variety of facts cursorily mentioned. Beginning even with inanimate nature, we find the lesson of cleanliness on her first page. Who that surveys the most ordinary landscape, unfitted perhaps to inspire the poet or awaken the imagination of the romancist, can point to any stain upon its smiling face, if the defiling contact of man be not manifest? The fresh raiment of the fields, the hard features of the rocks, the stream descending in clear, sparkling, laughing, tumbling waters, or stealing in slower measure | through the plain; the spotless aspect of the driven snow, the smooth-laid surface of the sandy shore, the deep pellucid waters of the great ocean-these are all clean. There is no spot of filth to be seen in them, except when the purificatory process is actually going on. Then the heavens assume what we might perhaps consider a filthy aspect-the sky becomes clothed with sackcloth, the hills disappear in murky fogs, the mountain stream comes down in floods of mud, hurling along heaps of degraded materials; the sea casts up its mire and dirt, and at these times the law appears suspended; but, on the contrary, this is the very process itself by which the general result is obtained. In a little while all this seeming disorder ends, and the landscape only looks cleaner than ever when it is over. A vast practical benefit results from a chain of circumstances apparently so trifling as the gathering and discharging of a rain-cloud. All the impurities which a state of change necessarily entails are thus removed; not only is the face of the earth renewed, and the crowding vegetation which luxuriates upon its fertile bosom re-invigorated, | but it is also washed clean, exposed afresh to atmospheric influences, while the gatherings of previous weeks are all swept down and deposited out of sight beneath the surface of the blue wave. Water thus appears the principal restorative of beauty to nature's countenance; but it is no doubt aided materially by winds, which scatter into the air the dust and other extraneous particles, which might and do collect upon the face of all natural objects.

We have a series of beautiful illustrations of the same attention to cleanliness of appearance in the vegetable kingdom, which, though in accordance with received usage we class them under inanimate nature, we conceive to have a just claim to a different position.* The provisions for cleanliness, however, are principally of the passive order. At first sight, one would be inclined to believe it almost impossible that a blade of grass, in immediate proximity as it is to a filthy soil, could be kept clean; the dirty splashings of a shower, or the down-pressing influence of a breeze, would suffice to take all the beauty out of an artificial grass-blade. How different the result! Pick a handful of the tender herb from the worst field, the very slushiest meadow, and it is found clean, fresh, shining, without a spot of dirt or any such thing, so that it looks as though it had but just left the hands of the Great Artificer. This result is principally due to the lustrous coat of silex with which the blade is provided, and the polished, glittering surface of which denies attachment to a spot of dirt. Grass, however, is by no means the only class of plants furnished with a similar provision, a glazed

* Vide Indications of Vegetable Instinct, Journal, No. 136.

surface, evidently intended principally for this end. While meditating upon this subject, we have been much struck with a thought probably new in its application. Before our study stands a beautiful evergreen; here are leaves which were new just a year ago; clouds of dust have enveloped every artificial object exposed during the same period; but the leaves of this holly are as glossy and clean as though the creation of last week. Let the reader extend this remark, and remember how large a number of evergreen plants are apparently specially provided with highly-varnished surfaces for this very purpose, that the leaves, being peculiarly liable to become dirty, by reason of their long duration, may effectually resist the polluting influence of time. It is not forgotten that other ends may be in view also; but it is a well-known fact to the naturalist, that in the works of creation many effects are produced by a very limited number of causes. That this cleanliness of aspect is, however, due to something more than a nice disposition of surface, will appear when we reflect upon the utter impossibility of keeping any artificial substance, however highly polished, in a similar condition of cleanliness when exposed to similar dirt-disposing causes. Look at our window-panes, for instance: here is a surface which should resist filth, if that were all that is necessary; but a little time elapses, and while the evergreen leaves are ever fresh and shining, the reflected pane has become clouded with dirt. This effect is doubtless attributable to the cutaneous transpiration which is constantly taking place, and which loosens the attachment of dirt, so that the next shower washes all away, and the leaf is as glistening as ever. The velvety clothing of other plants contributes likewise to the same end; for dust will not, and water cannot, adhere to such a surface. Our beautiful and delicate companions the flowers are also furnished with a wax-like structure, by which means they are able to cast off the accidental pollutions of the ambient air. This effect is materially assisted by the position of the parts of the vegetable creature, such as the generally dependent curve of the leaf, the drooping of flowers; and at the period of their death, the dead portions drop, by a natural process, from the stem, fall to the earth, and are speedily hidden from view in the soil, from which, in a little while, they come not to be distinguished. Doubtless, also, the sober brown colour of the mould, as well as the generally subdued tone of every natural landscape, adds much to the clean and unsoiled aspect of the whole, by, as it is commonly called, hiding the unavoidable dirt. The opposite effect would have resulted had the ordinary colours of earth been similar to its extraordinary ones: what, for example, would have been the uncomfortable-looking condition of things if the earth had been bright-red, or yellow, or blue, in its ordinary tones? Things, however, have been differently ordered; and while we survey all nature, we may fully join in the expressions of Dr Macculloch, and say that it presents that universal book of cleanliness and neatness, which is as striking as if there was a hand perpetually employed in no other office, preserving an order which we cannot maintain in our possessions without constant labour.'

Few minds will be found, we believe, which will resist the evidence here adduced to the existence of a law of cleanliness in creation; but if we turn to the animal kingdom, the testimony becomes quite conclusive. Many precautions against dirt in this, as in the other division of nature, are passive. No one that looks upon the glittering corslet of a cockroach, inhabiting, as it does, the dusty cracks and crannies of our kitchen floors all night, and spotless as it is, can deny the conclusion, that there is an admirable proviso against filth in this insect. And the same may be said of the metallic-coated family of beetles, whose burnished backs repel alike the minutest speck of dirt or the heaviest pelterings of a summer shower; and the wing-covers of these beautiful insects are without doubt, while they

are the shields, also the dirt-repellers of the delicate gauze-like wings so artfully folded up beneath them. Again, in the same division of zoology, consider the down and hair-clothed insects; or those that are cased in the loveliest array of scales, as the butterflies; nothing defiling will stick here, and the unsoiled aspect of every such insect sufficiently testifies the perfection of the arrangement. The glossy surface of the hair of animals is a similar provision for a similar end; and the facility with which it repels water, man often recognises, and applies to his own purposes for coats, aprons, hats, or caps.

We probably judge rightly in supposing that the active demonstrations of cleanliness are the most interesting, and are likely to be the most impressive. The several means by which this is accomplished, supply us with the order in which we shall mention them. These are combing, brushing, licking, and washing, four divisions to which nearly all may, we think, be reduced. One of the commonest and most curious examples of combing, for the purposes of cleanliness, may be observed by closely watching a common garden spider. These insects are particularly exposed to dirt; the dust of the air, particles of their webs, or defilement from their prey, become entangled in the hairs of their legs, and would probably both materially add to the discomfort and to the disability of the insect for its active life, were they not removed. The wants of the creature have not been forgotten, and its mouth is furnished with serratures like the teeth of a comb. The insect puts its leg into its mouth, and gradually draws it through these teeth, so as entirely to comb off every particle of dust and dirt, which it then collects into a pellet, and carefully tosses away! In order that this operation may be thoroughly done, and no part of the leg escape, a little curved hook is added, which bends down over the edge of the comb, rendering the escape of any part of the leg impossible. When this self-cleaning operation is perfect, the insect with fresh strength betakes itself to its occupation. This curious fact appears long to have been unnoticed, and was first discovered by Mr Rennie, who mentions it in an interesting paper published at the Royal Institution. The bird well known as the fern-owl, or night-jar, has an instrument on purpose to effect this object, a real comb. One of its claws differs from all the rest in length, and in the remarkable fact of its being serrated or toothed like a comb; and such is the intention of the contrivance. It was long mistaken for an instrument with which to wound its prey. Other naturalists perceiving its resemblance to a comb, and considering the whiskers of the bird, conceived that it was intended to comb the bird's whiskers. But against this ingenious hypothesis it must unfortunately be mentioned, that some of the species possess the comb without the whiskers, in which case its function must be, on that supposition, unnecessary. The celebrated Alexander Wilson, the ornithologist of America, decided the question by finding in the whip-poor-will,' a bird belonging to the same group, and the inner edge of one of the claws of which is also pectinated, portions of down adhering to the teeth. He therefore very rationally concludes that this instrument is most probably employed as a comb to rid the plumage of the head of vermin, this being the principal, and almost the only part so infested in all birds. In another portion of that splendid work, he mentions that the night-heron, or 'qua-bird,' possesses also a pectinated or comb-like claw, which has from thirty-five to forty teeth, and is used for a similar purpose to that in the last case mentioned.

Under the head of combing we are doubtless to include what is called the 'preening,' or, more correctly perhaps, the pruning of birds. Probably no creatures are more attentive to personal neatness than the generality of birds, and this they principally effect by embracing their feathers with the beak, then drawing the beak to the extremity, by which means all dirt and soil are speedily removed. In this healthy exercise it has been

well said they have been 'commanded to delight,' for while it is a sanitary act, it is also one which seems to afford them great gratification. Were it not that this beautiful part of creation is always thus employed, what filthy objects would many become who have to seek their food in mud or in the earth! But, as Drayton has said, they are always

'Pruning their painted breasts :'

and thus, under the most disadvantageous circumstances, the lustre of the bird of paradise, or the snowy purity of the swan, is never to be seen dimmed by dust or defiled by mud. Still, under the division' combing,' we may mention the most familiar example of all, the common blow-fly. Who that has watched the ludicrous care with which this insect attends to its personal appearance, has not been reminded of human actions. When we remember our own manoeuvres with the clothes brush, and compare them with those of the fly dusting his jacket, the action has all the oddity of a caricature. How carefully he sweeps down the wings, and then his eyes and head, as if he were on the very point of presenting himself at court, or to the considerations of some fair friend! The microscope reveals his instrument. It consists of two rounded combs placed at the bottom of the foot, and consisting of two or three rows of teeth, somewhat like a currycomb; and this contrivance perfectly removes all extraneous matters, so that the cleanly insect flies off a complete beau, if lustre and absence of dirt would constitute one.

Brushing is the next division. The bee gives us a good example in point. This unwearied insect, in her perpetual search for honey, has to penetrate many flowers, which abound in pollen or farina-the light delicate powder produced by the anthers of flowers. When she comes home, she looks quite an altered character, all dusty as she is with yellow pollen, so that she could scarcely be recognised as the modest brown insect which the morning saw depart from the hive. The principal cause of this is the hairyness of her body, the pollen particles sticking fast in the pile. The insect stops, and raising her hind-legs, which are set with thick hairs, she brushes every particle clean off; but as the pollen is valuable, she does not throw it away; on the contrary, she kneads it into little masses called beebread, and then enters the hive, having stowed it away in certain little pockets behind. Many spiders are provided with brushes of close-set hairs, which effect the same purpose; and the foot-cushions of the cat must be considered as instruments of similar intention, We are often presented with examples of licking as an operation of this kind. The cat takes incessant pleasure in it, and is very particular about her children too, whom she licks continually when they are young. Other animals have similar propensities, and hence arose the popular myth about the bear licking her cubs into shape, when she was, in fact, only giving them a maternal purification. Insects are equally fond of it, and repeatedly lick one another. By the same means they free their eggs or pupæ from dirt. Every one must also have witnessed again and again the scrupulous care with which many animals wash themselves. Birds are very fond of this practice, and perform the operation with a skill which evidently manifests that the instinct is heaven-taught. To get a mind-drawn picture of this feat, let the reader think of the manœuvres of a duck at a pond, or the more stately performance of a swan in a stream.

One of the most curious illustrations our subject admits of was discovered by the talented entomologist before-mentioned. It is a special apparatus for cleaning a very peculiar insect. At the bottom of a hole near an old tree Mr Rennie found a curious grub, which he had never seen before. Taking it home, with a few small snails found in the same place, and watching the creature, he found it employed in a very anomalous manner. Its tail was turned up, and bent over its back, and every now and then removed again. For some

time the object of the creature in this occupation was a complete mystery. At length the tail was examined, and the most singular apparatus was there found. In shape it was somewhat like a shaving brush: under the microscope it was found to consist of a double row of white cartilaginous rays, which were retractile at the will of the creature, like the horns of a snail. In the interspace was a funnel-shaped pocket, which turned out to be a sort of little dust-hole. Now this was its manner of operation: the tail was bent up over the back, and applied to any part of the insect's body; the creature then caused the rays to retract, so as to make the whole act somewhat like a boy's sucker, thus drawing off every particle of dust and dirt from its glossy skin. This done, they were stored up in the little pocket until it was quite full, and then the insect, by a vermicular motion of the same instrument, caused the collected matters to be expelled in the form of a little pellet, which it was careful to deposit out of the way.

upon the threshold of all government offices and the seats of all government officials, in order that, should the latter be absent, and the former closed, the anxious applicant need not call again for the answer he will most assuredly receive.

But the more closely we examine the full bearing and import of this combination of words, the more admirable it must appear to us. An individual inquires, 'How is my business going on?' and I, an official somewhere or other, reply, It is under consideration.' 'Under consideration?' Observe the satisfactory ambiguousness of the words. Had I said 'under my consideration,' or under any one's consideration,' I should have reduced it at once to the value of the unit; but now not only am I included, but everybody else who works with me: the entire body of which I am a member are clearly designated. There is nothing whatever to prevent your imagining the heads of government engaged in the matter; the applicant, if a novice, of course concludes it at once to be so, and pictures to himself the whole administration engrossed by his memorial, employed upon the means of redressing his grievance or granting his petition. What can satisfy him if he be not content with every wheel of government turning for him, and for him alone?

Not only are animals commanded by the Author of their being to pay this regard to their personal cleanliness, but the homes of many among them are patterns of neatness and order. How often may we be amused at the diligence of the spider in keeping her net clear of the smallest particle of dirt! what lines will she not 'Under consideration.' You are not left a word to cut away and lay down again to secure this end! What say: objection you can make none. Had you been told a miracle of skill and neatness is a bird's nest, and how It has been considered,' you might naturally have assiduously the parent birds remove every impurity asked, What was the decision? Or had it been said from it! Even the proverbial filth-lovers, swine, areIt will be considered,' you might request, with all uncommonly particular in their homes; for it is well due humility, to be informed at what period it was known that no creature is so anxious to have a clean thought possible it might come to your turn to engage and comfortable bed. And very probably the dirt- the attention of the body to whom your business has encasing gambols of these animals are to be excused on been submitted. But it is quite another matter now. the score of an irritating cutaneous affliction, or are The words are, 'It is under consideration;' that is to intended to resist the stings of insects. Let us hope, as say, at this very moment every effort is being made to we close this short article, that the lessons it is calcu- do you full justice, every energy is put forth, every lated to convey will not be forgotten. Let our poorer nerve strung in your behalf: the attention of every one classes take just shame to themselves to be alone in is riveted upon you, and you alone. What more would their filth. While every domestic animal teaches wis- you have? You stand, with open mouth, completely dom, and while all creation exhibits the same pervading arrested, fixed to the spot by this answer, unable to principle, will they be content to run the risk of oppos- articulate more at the very utmost than an 'Ah!'-a ing a plain precept of nature? Theirs is not all the little prolonged it may be-and you can but bow politely blame, when we remember that even statesmen are and retire, as fully satisfied as your temperament or only just alive to this oldest of all truths, coeval with knowledge of the intrinsic value of words permits you the very institution of the present scheme. When it to be. has been our lot to visit dirty habitations, and when we remembered the wide-spread lesson taught us in creation, often have Heber's words risen to recollection with a sigh, reminding us that

'Only man is vile.'

YOUR BUSINESS IS UNDER CONSIDERATION.
FROM THE FRENCH OF PETIT SENN OF GENEVA.

EVERY administration in the world-whether it be the
executive of the state, or a corporation board, or a com-
mittee, or an individual dressed in a little brief autho-
rity-has a greater or less store of dilatory phrases to
which recourse is had for the purpose of answering ur-
gent applications, putting off the impatient, satisfying
the clamorous, and giving to all petitioners the impres-
sion of unceasing labour in their cause. At the head
of these phrases for answering everything and every-
body, the sentence surely deserves to be placed, 'Your
business is under consideration.' Admirable phrase!
admirable for the very vagueness of its definiteness and
the very definiteness of its vagueness. Laconic too! as
brief as could possibly be desired. It is eminently an
administrative phrase. Unparalleled in its applicability,
it adapts itself to everything-furnishes a full reply in
itself, or an admirable backing to an objection or excuse
-accounts for the most protracted delay in any kind of
business under the sun-is an answer to every question,
and the only answer to some questions. All committee-
rooms echo with it-all council chambers resound with
it. It is a sentence, in short, which should be engraved

Under consideration.' You may have these words repeated to you for twenty years successively; but with what show of reason can you complain of the cool, cautious, deliberate inquiry into every circumstance of your case, or of the length of time employed in the investigation of your business? What is it you want? That it should be considered.' Well, and have you not been told that this is precisely what is doing? You have absolutely nothing left to say. If not completed sooner, it is because it is impossible to proceed more rapidly in doing the thing well. Surely you would not have it slurred over? And you cannot, in conscience, require that your case should be considered oftener than always.

Most valuable phrase! What tiresome circumlocutions, what troublesome explanations, what framing of excuses, are spared by it to authorities in general! Officials may slumber as sweetly on these few words as in an easy-chair. The phrase is the very ottoman of power, the downy pillow of bureaucracy, whence it may meet every proposal of amelioration, every expectation of improvement, every desire for a new order of things by a few words-the true talisman of statu quo— 'It is under consideration.'

And now that it has been itself under consideration,' who will not thank me for having made this feeble effort to hold up a phrase playing so important a part in parliamentary proceedings to the enthusiastic admiration and gratitude of those who make use of it? I write not for the ingrates who are unreasonable enough to feel indignation at its being addressed to themselves.

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