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if they make you not then the better answer, you may say, they are not the men you took them for. 2 Watch. Well, sir..

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Dogb. If you meet a thief, you may suspect him, by virtue of your office, to be no true man; and, for such kind of men, the less you meddle or make with them, why the more is for your honesty.

2 Watch. If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay hands on him?

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Dogb. Truly, by your office you may, but I think, they that touch pitch will be defil'd: the most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him shew himself what he is, and steal out of your company.

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Verg. You have always been call'd a merciful man, partner.

Dogb. Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will; much more a man who hath any honesty in him.

Verg. If you hear a child cry in the night, you must call to the nurse, and bid her still it.

2 Watch. How if the nurse be asleep, and will not hear us?

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Dogb. Why then, depart in peace, and let the child wake her with crying: for the ewe that will not hear her lamb when it baes, will never answer a calf when he bleats.

Verg. 'Tis very true.

Dogb. This is the end of the charge. You, constable, are to present the prince's own person; if

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you meet the prince in the night, you may stay him. Verg. Nay, by'rlady, that, I think, he cannot. 329 Dogb. Five shillings to one on't, with any man that knows the statutes, he may stay him: marry, not without the prince be willing: for, indeed, the watch ought to offend no man; and it is an offence to stay a man against his will.

Verg. By'rlady, I think, it be so.

Dogb. Ha, ha, ha! Well, masters, good night: an there be any matter of weight chances, call up me: keep your fellows' counsels and your own, and good night.-Come, neighbour.

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2 Watch. Well, masters, we hear our charge: let us go sit here upon the church-bench till two, and then all to bed.

Dogb. One word more, honest neighbours: I pray you, watch about signior Leonato's door; for the wedding being there to-morrow, there is a great coil to-night: Adieu, be vigilant, I beseech you.

[Exeunt DOGBERRY and VERGES,

Enter BORACHIO and CONRADE.

Bora. What! Conrade,

Watch. Peace, stìr not.

Bora. Conrade, I say!

< Conr. Here man, I am at thy elbow.

[Aside.

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Bora. Mass, and my elbow itch'd; I thought,

there would a scab follow.

"Conr. I will owe thee an answer for that; and, "now forward with thy tale.

"Bora."

"Bora." Stand thee close then under this penthouse, for it drizzles rain; and I will, like a true drunkard, utter all to thee.

Watch. [Aside.] Some treason, masters; yet stand close.

Bora. Therefore know, I have earned of Don John a thousand ducats. 361 Conr. Is it possible that any villainy should be so dear?

Bora. Thou should'st rather ask, if it were possible any villainy should be so rich: for when rich villains have need of poor ones, poor ones may make what price they will.

Conr. I wonder at it.

Bora. That shews, thou art unconfirm'd: Thou knowest, that the fashion of a doublet, or a hat, or a cloak, is nothing to a man.

Conr. Yes, it is apparel.

Bora. I mean, the fashion.

Conr. Yes, the fashion is the fashion.

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Bora. Tush! I may as well say, the fool's the fool. But see'st thou not, what a deformed thief this fashion is?

Watch. I know that Deformed; he has been a vile thief these seven year; he goes up and down like a gentleman: I remember his name.

Bora. Didst thou not hear some body?

Conr. No; 'twas the vane on the house.

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Bora. Seest thou not, I say, what a deformed thief this fashion is? how giddily he turns about all the

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hot bloods, between fourteen and five and thirty? "sometime, fashioning them like Pharaoh's soldiers "in the reechy painting; sometime, like god Bel's "priests in the old church window; sometime, like "the shaven Hercules in the smirch'd worm-eaten "tapestry, where his cod-piece seems as massy as his "club?"

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Conr. "All this I see and see, that the fashion "wears out more apparel than the man: But" art not thou thyself giddy with the fashion too, that thou hast shifted out of thy tale into telling me of the fashion?

Bora. Not so neither: but know, that I have tonight wooed Margaret, the lady Hero's gentlewoman, by the name of Hero; she leans me out at her mistress's chamber-window, bids me a thousand times good night-I tell this tale vilely I should first tell thee, how the prince, Claudio, and my master, planted and placed, and possessed by my master Don John, saw afar off in the orchard this amiable en

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Conr. And thought they, Margaret was Hero? Bora. Two of them did, the prince and Claudio; but the devil my master knew she was Margaret;

and partly by his oaths, which first possess'd them, partly by the dark night, which did deceive them, "but chiefly by my villainy, which did confirm any "slander that Don John had made," away went Claudio enraged; swore he would meet her, as he was appointed, next morning at the temple, and there,

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before the whole congregation, shame her with what he saw o'er night, and send her home again without a husband.

1 Watch. We charge you in the prince's name,' stand.

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2 Watch. Call up the right master constable :* We have here recovered the most dangerous piece of lechery that ever was known in the commonwealth.

1 Watch. And one Deformed is one of them; I know him, he wears a lock.

Conr. Masters, masters.

2 Watch. You'll be made bring Deformed forth, I warrant you.

Conr. Masters,

1 Watch. Never speak; we charge you, let us obey you to go with us.

431 Bora. We are like to prove a goodly commodity, being taken up of these men's bills.

"Conr. A commodity in question, I warrant you. Come, we'll obey you.". [Exeunt.

SCENE IV.

An Apartment in LEONATO's House. Enter HERO, MARGARET, and URSULA.

"Hero. Good Ursula, wake my cousin Beatrice,

"and desire her to rise,

“Urs. I will, lady.

"Hero.

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